Xu Dashu broke out in a cold sweat: "I'm okay to deal with these students, if I really meet the Lian family, I won't be able to beat it, do you have any suggestions from the seniors?" ”

Xu Dashu found that the three non-precept leaders in the group were very good at teasing people.

The three non-precept chiefs: "Big tree and little friend, I'll teach you a way." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Xu Dashu: "Senior, you said. ”

The head of the Sanbu Daoist smiled: "Call the police, you can also dial 110!" ”

Xu Dashu: "....."

Xu Dashu estimated that he really met Lian Jiazi, and when the police came, he would collect his body.

"Is there any other way to do it, seniors? It's best if I can solve it myself. Xu Dashu still asked in the group without giving up.

At this time, Huangshan Dao Chang @ Xu Dashu: "I haven't thought of this for the time being, if you have my nine-legged door, whoever comes to trouble you will be in vain!" Although it was chatting on QQ, Xu Dashu still felt the confidence in the words of Huangshan's predecessors.

The cute Ning Xiangyu came to say at this time: "Senior tree, you can please God!" The last time you asked the gods, you could even defeat that Yin soldier, let alone ordinary people, even if he was a practitioner, you could give him a beating. ”

Xu Dashu cold sweat @ Xiangyu Taoist: "The last time I asked God to learn and use, I can only succeed if I have taken **** luck." ”

The mysterious group leader Nanshan Daoist came out at this time: "Big tree Xiaoyou, I have a good way, last time you asked the gods to deal with the yin things of the underworld, if you really want to deal with ordinary people who can practice the family, you can invite some ghosts to come up,"

Xu Dashu: "What? Can you still ask ghosts to come up? Isn't that tantamount to letting the ghost get on the body? ”

Xu Dashu thought that the head of Nanshan Dao was also framing himself.

Nanshan Daoist smiled: "You don't know this, the upper body of the ghost is different from the upper body of the ghost, the upper body of the ghost is a means of harming people by the ghost in the sun, and after being raised by the ghost, it will be delirious and insane." And asking ghosts to come on is equivalent to you spending money to find thugs, borrowing their abilities, not only do there are no side effects, but they will definitely achieve the effect you are satisfied with! ”

"Uh." Xu Dashu was stunned, although what Nanshan Daoist said was very reasonable, but Xu Dashu still didn't quite understand.

At this time, the head of Zuoqiu, who has been diving all year round, is also Xu Dashu's master @Xu Dashu: "Stupid, look at the 100 pages of the golden bottle!" ”

Zuoqiu Dao's long words are amazing!

The three non-precept chiefs: "Zuoqiu, you are so dirty!" Teach your own apprentices to see these things. ”

Nanshan Dao Chief: "Don't learn badly from big trees and little friends!" ”

Drunken Moon Taoist @ Xu Dashu: "Understand you." ”

The Taoist chief of Huangshan, who understood the hidden meaning, did not despise Xu Dashu and Zuoqiu, but he did not defend Xu Dashu, and sent a smiling expression, but this expression was even more thought-provoking.

Xu Dashu wanted to cry without tears: "Seniors, it's not what you think, it's just the name of a book, and the content is actually very special!" ”

Get! Xu Dashu's explanation became darker and darker the more he described.

Meng Meng didn't know what kind of book the Golden Bottle Plum was@Xu Dashu: "Big Tree Senior, what kind of book is the Golden Bottle Plum?" Comic books? If it's pretty, can you lend it to me? ”

I'm afraid that the world will not be chaotic Nine Shadows Daoist @ Xiangyu Taoist: "Xiangyu Xiaoyou, don't read it, it's a banned book!" ”

In today's society with a developed Internet, Ning Xiangyu is estimated to have taken a look at Baidu, and immediately had a shy expression: "Senior Dashu, how can you read this kind of book!" It's so humiliating. ”

Xu Dashu cried: "Xiangyu, you misunderstood, that is my master's life's work." ”

The group is even more chaotic.

Three-non-precept Daoist @ Zuoqiu Daoist: "Huh! "Evil smile emoji.

Nine Shadows: +1 for a bad laugh

Nanshan Michigan smirked: +1

Drunken Moon Daoist: Smile

Huangshan Dao Chief: Smile +1

It is estimated that after letting the seniors in the group guess, Xu Dashu jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash away the mud on his body, which will definitely become an indelible black spot on his body, a black history of life!

Xu Dashu hurriedly typed: "That book is the secret book of my master's Dragon and Tiger Sect, but my master was afraid that others would steal it, so he took such an inconspicuous name." ”

The Three Non-Martial Sect Chiefs: "Oh. But I find the name even more appealing! ”

Xu Dashu was speechless @ Huangshan Daochang: "Senior, I already knew it and didn't help me explain it." ”

Huangshan Daoist had a puzzled expression: "Didn't I explain?" Didn't I smile, and the fact that I didn't have the same expression as theirs doesn't prove that I'm on your side. ”

Xu Dashu said bluntly in his heart: "It's okay if you don't send it, you think more about others when you send it." ”

Ning Xiangyu @ Xu Dashu: "I knew that you weren't that kind of person. At the same time, @Huangshan Daochang: "Senior brother, you are really, you know and don't help tell the seniors, the seniors of the big tree have been misunderstood." ”

At this time, Zuoqiu Daochang, who was typing like a turtle, had just typed out a paragraph of explanation and was about to send it out, and found that Xu Dashu in the group had already explained clearly, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out, poof!

Xu Dashu silently spoke, and then quit the group, today Xu Dashu felt that he was hurt by the seniors in the 10,000-ton group, and even the Huangshan Daoist who had always thought that his sense of justice was explosive before learned to joke with himself.

Alas! It's hard to mix with honest people!

Xu Dashu took out the golden plum bottle from his bag, and in order to prevent being misunderstood by his roommates, especially the fat man, he secretly lay on the bed and looked at it with a quilt, covering it with a quilt, just like secretly watching ******** in the quilt.

Turned to page 100, and sure enough, there was a record on it, and it was recorded in the book: To deal with the underworld and the yin, you can ask the gods to go down to earth, and to deal with ordinary people, you can ask ghosts to come up, next to it is the personal annotation of the old man of Zuoqiu: (Heroes save beauty, pretend to be a necessary method for people, learn him, a single group is not a dream!) ）

Soul Body: Communicate with the underworld through spells, and the two can reach an agreement before borrowing its special abilities

Universal ghost upper body spells: Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit. The ghosts and monsters of the underworld will soon appear, in my name, borrow your power, and after the deed is completed, there will be thanks, urgent as the law! (If you want to borrow the name of the person who wants to borrow the ability, you can add a spell)

At present, according to records, the ghosts who have opened the soul-inviting business under the underworld are: Guan Yu

Ability introduction: A powerful martial arts skill with a big knife and a five-star power index

Business remuneration: After the work is completed, there will be active personnel to contact you,

Liu Bei

Ability introduction: Scheming, good at using the brain intelligence index four stars

Business Rewards: Same as above!

Lu Bu

Ability introduction: The force value is off the charts, and the EQ and IQ are not good, and the power index is four and a half stars

Business remuneration: A number of beautiful women!

Bruce lee

Ability introduction: The elite martial arts talents who died in modern society, the nunchucks played with a supernatural power index of five stars

Business remuneration: Since it is a newly opened business person, the remuneration is not high, and the employer can just look at it

Xu Dashu looked confused, but after remembering the last time he traveled to the underworld, he saw the development of the underworld, and it is estimated that these celebrities are also like fish in water below, and it is normal to provide these businesses that ordinary people can't think of, and Xu Dashu already has a certain ability to accept it.