The boys' dormitory was originally the place where the yang energy was the strongest, but this senior high school student was forced to study by the school in the form of oppression all day long, staying up late, and secretly doing some things to comfort himself at night, resulting in a spiritual emptiness, a void body, and of course couldn't suppress those filthy things. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Something happened on the first night, and that night, the dormitory celebrated adding another person, and played late, except for Zhang Guan, everyone was drunk.

When he went to bed at night, Zhang Guan couldn't fall asleep over and over, always feeling that someone was watching him in secret, Zhang Guan simply stopped sleeping, and looked around with his eyes wide open.

The wardrobe opposite the bed is not tightly closed, revealing a deep slit in the dark night, which leads people to reverie, the more Zhang Guan looks at it, the more weird he feels, and finally, Zhang Guan is sure that the person who is secretly peeking at himself is in the closet!

Zhang Guan tiptoed and slowly walked to the wardrobe, and then opened the wardrobe door suddenly!

When I opened it, it turned out to be a naked girl, who was looking at Zhang Guan with affection, for Zhang Guan, it was more scary than seeing a ghost.

Zhang Guan eased his mind, looked carefully, and found that this immoral girl seemed to be different from a normal person, looking at this strange shape and stiff expression, like a dead thing, could it be ...... Zhang Guan hesitantly stretched out his hand to test it, and what came over was a rubber touch without temperature, and it was indeed ......

", that's disgusting." Zhang Guan's face turned red, and he slammed the wardrobe shut, and then as if he thought of something, he opened the door of the wardrobe again and pulled out the gas valve of his inflatable girlfriend.

The next morning, when a few people were washing up in the bathroom, Zhang Guan asked with an unkind face, "Who is that inflatable toy in the closet?" ”

"Huh? Inflatable toys? Oh! That thing, it must be Oki's. The bald man was a little puzzled at first, and then after understanding what Zhang Guan meant, he smiled evilly and looked at Da Mu, who was brushing his teeth.

When Da Mu heard this, he didn't rinse his mouth, his mouth was full of foam, and he shouted: ", it's not me, I swear to Teacher Cang!" ”

"If it's not you, who else could it be?"

Da Mu felt that he couldn't explain it clearly, so he hurriedly rushed to the house, took out a black and thick thing from a rather hidden corner, stretched it out and said: "Brother, I use this, it's inconvenient to inflate that thing, first of all, it has to be inflated, and it's not easy to clean, and it will explode if you force it, unlike this one in my hand, although the shape is small but the five organs are complete, it's still electric, as long as it's ninety-eight, you can take it home......" Da Mu became more and more excited the more he said, a little suspicious of advertising.

Zhang Guan snatched it up, played with it in his hand, and said with some confusion: "Such a large flashlight? And Nima is a card swallower.,What's the matter?,Hey.,This lamp head ......"

The bald monster smiled and patted Zhang Guan's shoulder and said, "Brother, you are outdated, this thing is not a flashlight, it is much stronger than an inflatable toy." ”

Zhang Guan saw the bald man's weird smile, and after turning on the switch, he found out the true purpose of this thing, his face changed, and he threw it back to Da Mu.

"No one will admit it, so I threw that thing in the closet." Zhang Guan glanced at Damu and the bald man, and was about to walk to the wardrobe.

"No, that thing is mine." Dazhi on the side had a somewhat unnatural face, and his eyes looked away.

"Ah, isn't it, brother, you're rich and handsome, how many women want, and you still play with that thing?" Oki's mouth opened in surprise, bigger than the mouth of the large flashlight in his hand.

"Huh? Could it be that you have a fetish? I heard that there is a writer in Taiwan who fell in love with a bottle cap, and it is not impossible for you to like that thing, but this is a disease, and you can't give up treatment. The bald man assumed a pensive posture and analyzed with an old-fashioned expression.

"Okay, even if it's yours, you'll put it away if you use it, that thing looked at me in the closet last night, and I slept with a hair?" Zhang Guan answered angrily, and he was also wondering in his heart, why did Dazhi, a rich and handsome man, fall to the point of playing with inflatable toys.

When Dazhi heard this, his face changed slightly, and he defended: "I will clean it up every time I use it, and then hide it." Speaking of the back, Dazhi's face was slightly red again, and he lifted the frame of his glasses with some embarrassment.

"Tut-tut"

"No, we played so late last night, and you all drank too much, Dazhi, you didn't use your 'girlfriend' last night, right?" Zhang Guan seemed to think of something, and asked Dazhi with some surprise.

Dazhi responded: "I drank too much last night, I was dizzy, and I went to bed without washing, how can I have the leisure to do ......" Dazhi didn't continue, coughing a few times to hide the embarrassment.

"I didn't see it when I was packing up yesterday afternoon, so why did she run out on her own in the evening?" Zhang Guan frowned, a little puzzled.

"Damn, brother, you can do it, you can make that thing fine, you can cheer yourself up." Da Mu's eyes lit up, and he said with some excitement.

"Don't talk nonsense, I think it was Dazhi sleepwalking and having a tryst with his 'girlfriend', because he was drunk and forgot to clean up for her." The bald man held his chin in his hand and turned on the strength analysis mode again.

"No, it's supposed to be haunted." Zhang Guan said calmly, thinking back to the scene last night, Zhang Guan felt that because he drank a little wine last night, he ignored a lot of things, and he didn't even notice what was hidden in his inflatable girlfriend.

Young people who have received modern education who will believe in these things such as cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, as soon as Zhang Guan said it, he was immediately bombarded by the bald man and Da Mu in turn.

However, Zhang Guan didn't pay attention to the two, but stared at Dazhi with a solemn face, and asked, "Is there anything unusual about your girlfriend?" ”

Dazhi said with a strange face: "She was mailed to me anonymously by someone else, and it is strange to say, I have always despised this kind of behavior, but the first time I saw her, I fell in love with her, and I had a feeling of love at first sight, and I couldn't extricate myself from it since then." ”

"I can't extricate myself yet, could it be that there is glue in there?" Oki pouted and muttered.

Zhang Guan glanced at Da Mu and continued to ask Da Zhi: "I can help you get rid of this evil fate, but do you believe me?" ”

Dazhi hesitated a little, his face was not very good-looking, and after a long time of ideological struggle, he nodded lightly, as if he had given up something in pain.

Zhang Guan took out a square piece of yellow paper from his body, then bit the tip of his tongue, sprayed a mouthful of blood on the yellow paper, dyed most of the yellow paper red, and handed it to Dazhi.

Zhang Guan learned from Lao Dao that the reason why his child's urine can kill ghosts is because of the inverted dragon ghost pattern on his body, which gathers a body of yang energy and discharges it in the form of urine, therefore, as time goes by, Zhang Guan will sooner or later become an out-and-out ghost body, with only yin and no yang on his body, and the blood on the tip of the tongue is also the strongest blood of the human body's yang, which is similar to Zhang Guan's child's urine.

Dazhi's face twitched, and when he saw Zhang Guan's solemn face, he had to bite the bullet Next, Damu on the side looked at Zhang Guan with wide eyes, and said, "Are your mouth ulcers so serious?" Vomited blood at all. ”

Zhang Guan then took out a silver needle and handed it to Dazhi, and explained: "At night, when you and your 'girlfriend' are doing errands, insert this silver needle into her temple, and then stick the blood paper I gave you on her face, and leave the rest to me." ”

"Don't, still prick with a needle? His girlfriend will blow up, are you going to send Dazhi's second brother to heaven? Damu covered his mouth and said in shock.

Dazhi stared at Zhang Guan's face deadly, and after a long time, he said, "I believe you." ”

Saying that, the two stretched out their fists, touched lightly in the air, looked at each other and smiled, the scene was a little warm and touching, if the head teacher didn't appear with a broom at this time.

"What's going on in your dorm? Collectively so late? It's still a fist, and the righteous knot Jin Lan unveils the pole and overthrows me? Get out of here and clean the toilet. "The head teacher took a broom and beat them one by one.