013 Grocery shopping

What does it feel like to have back pain all night plus low-pressure electrotherapy? Anyway, Fang Bai never wanted to experience it a second time. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Early in the morning, Fang Bai struggled to get up, and the first thing he did was to go to the yard shirtless to suck some solar energy, and then wash his face and brush his teeth, and get dressed and folded the quilt.

Today, when he went to the wholesale market for the first time, Fang Bai did not dare to slack off, and set off half an hour ahead of schedule and arrived at the XJTLU wholesale market at eight o'clock.

Although he had the stall number and the name of the merchant written down by Lao Luo, Fang Bai found that he couldn't do anything except look around blankly - endless stalls, endless streams of trucks, crowds of people, and almost half of the hawkers in Jiangpu gathered here to buy the goods sold for a day. Cars and people mingled into a slow but indestructible mudslide, staggering forward with a wide and mighty SUV.

A motorcycle carrying a few bundles of vegetables disappeared under the white eyes of the square white eye; A bicycle with two boxes of fruit swaying past each other; A vendor walked to the front with a few bags of groceries; A duck with its legs tied squirmed and struggled to overtake......

Fang Bai was extremely anxious with the steering wheel in his hand, and he was very worried that he would not be able to buy the ingredients in time and transport them back to Xianyuzhai. From time to time, he looks around so as not to miss the merchants on the list.

After grinding for more than 20 minutes, a merchant on the list appeared in his field of vision-A Fiber Fruit and Vegetable Wholesale.

It is a small shop located in the southeast corner of the wholesale market, and the biggest feature is that it is quiet, and secondly, it is clean. Compared with other stalls that bargain and usher in delivery, Ah Xian fruit and vegetable wholesale is simply a paradise in troubled times, with chickens in the flock of cranes - yes, this is a fairly small shop, so small that it only occupies half of the stall - the other half is another one on the list - ingots poultry egg wholesale.

When Fang Bai walked into the store, the proprietress was watching the TV series with her mobile phone at the door of the store, and when she saw someone coming in, she turned off the mobile phone and stood up, "Excuse me, what do you want to buy?" ”

The proprietress is the same as this shop, she is also small, with a small mouth, a delicate nose, slender limbs, a plump waist, and of course, compared to her small body, there are also big, bulging, warped and long places.

"Ahem......" Fang Bai blushed a little, and reluctantly moved his gaze away, "I'm a guy from Xianyuzhai, do you have a suitable vegetable today?" ”

"You are the new little guy that Lao Luo said......" The proprietress smiled like a crescent moon with big eyes, and even her voice was soft, thin, like eighteen thin bamboo strips tied together, scratching your heart.

"Yes...... Yes...... "Where had Fang Bai seen such a stunner, he was already a little stammering at this time.

"The little guy is so rude." The proprietress said coquettishly, "Didn't your parents teach you to talk to people and look at each other?" ”

"Yes, I'm sorry." Fang Bai was embarrassed to look directly at the other party, and instinctively put his gaze below his neck. I don't know whether it was intentional or not, the proprietress straightened her chest slightly, and the originally bulging place became bulging.

"Lady of the Woods!" Just when Fang Bai was at a loss, a thick black man rushed out of the egg shop next to him like a whirlwind, his eyes seemed to be about to erupt fire, only to hear him yell: "Don't pay attention to it!" How did he come out and show his face again! Aren't you afraid that I will serve tonight! ”

Contrary to his shop, this is a big man, there is no place in the whole body that is not big, the height is at least one head taller than Fang Bai, the weight is at least one hundred pounds heavier than Fang Bai, and the waist circumference is at least eight sizes larger than Fang Bai, of course, compared to his big body, there are also small, weak and thin places, such as his IQ, his IQ and his IQ.

"You bastard! If you dare to be so fierce to me, aren't you afraid that any passing teenager will not be able to see me and save me from your fire and water? Yan Bi glanced at the big man fiercely, and then continued to look at Fang Bai with a smile.

Faced with the silly and bold and bold and pretty proprietress who was a little chaotic in her choice of words and sentences, Fang Bai had already entered a messy state in the wind, and decided to keep it in this state until one of them left.

Finally, under the scolding of the big man, the proprietress reluctantly turned around and entered the store, the hip-length green silk was like a waterfall of silky satin swaying gently with the curling posture of Tingting, and the sleek curvature under the green silk became an unsolved mystery in mathematics forever with the disappearance of the proprietress's back.

After the proprietress left, Dahan patted Fang Bai's shoulder, "Little brother is Xianyuzhai's new buddy?" ”

Fang Bai nodded.

"Brother, good luck, the fruits, vegetables and poultry I have here today are enough for a day of fish and food, so you don't have to wander around the market." Saying that, Dahan directly moved out five boxes of vegetables and a box of meat, "two boxes of eggplant, two boxes of spinach, one box of lettuce, one box of rabbit meat, a total of ......"

After a crackling key sound interspersed with several sharp "zero" sounds, the big man wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead and said loudly: "In total, five thousand eight hundred and ninety-two hexagons." ”

Fang Bai, who had consumed in Lin Ruju, was already mentally prepared for this, but after hearing this figure, he still wanted to ask Mr. Tang, the food money paid by more than 20 people in a month is only enough to buy two days of ingredients, what are you doing here?

"Can I get a discount?" Fang Bai asked habitually.

The big man's face sank, and he wrapped his arms thicker than Fang Bai's thighs around Fang Bai's shoulders, drowning him in a sea of muscles, "See those words?" The big man pointed to the bottom of the sign.

It was a few crooked black brush words, presumably the ink treasure of the Han himself, Fang Bai had to read: "Tong, Suo, none, period." ”

Hey? Something seems wrong......

"That's right!" Dahan showed a smug look, "It's Tong!" Old man! Not! Deceive! You see, they are already undeceived, so naturally they can't be discounted! ”

Belch? Something still seems wrong......

"Pay quickly, Lao Luo is still waiting for your food!" Dahan untied a mobile POS machine from his waist and slammed it directly on Fang Bai's face......

Fang Bai drove back to Xianyuzhai with five boxes of ingredients, his expression was serious and dignified, as if he was thinking about some philosophy of life......

"Oops!" Fang Bai's whole body suddenly shook violently, and he couldn't help but shout: "Master! "I thought it was just a legend, but I didn't expect someone to actually do it - pull your IQ to the same level as him, and then beat you with a lot of experience!

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The next half a month was muddy and miserable, except for buying vegetables and washing dishes, the rest of the time Fang Bai was either in the hospital or on the way to the hospital, and the major hospitals in Jiangpu and even Tianhai, regardless of traditional Chinese medicine and Western medicine, were all watched by him. However, the result of each examination was "Congratulations on your health beyond health", so much so that a respected old professor hinted in a very tactful way that Fang Bai should go to a psychiatric specialist......

Since the hospital is not working, Fang Bai turned to the Internet for help, and posted his condition on major forums for incurable diseases, and the only few replies were surprisingly similar to the old professor's suggestions, which shows that the Internet is really a place where Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is.

"It doesn't make sense!" Fang Bai in the black Internet café pulled his hair, "Considering the energy density of sunlight and your own body surface area, even if you absorb 100%, this energy is just a drop in the bucket compared to the needs of physical activity, why do you have to bask in the sun to work comfortably!" ”

Fang Bai was desperate, he couldn't stand it with such backache and electrotherapy every day...... Since he couldn't ask for help, he could only save himself, and he began to try to explore the law of absorbing solar energy in his body......