Shang Yi stood at the door with a faceless appearance, countless capillaries on her face were dilated at the same time, and the whole person seemed to pass out on the ground in the next second. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The captain hurriedly pulled Shang Yi in and helped him to sit on the sofa. Shang Yi seemed to be drunk, one foot deep and one foot shallow, and she almost tripped over the carpet and fell.

Shang Yi sat on the sofa, and as soon as she glanced up at An Ran, she suddenly remembered that she was almost carried out of the car just now, and she was really ashamed. The whole person jumped up from the couch like a spring, and then rushed into the bedroom where she had lived for a few days, and closed the door, and no one knocked on the door.

The captain could understand Shang Yi's thin skin, put his finger to his lips and made a quiet gesture to An Ran, and then dragged him away from the door.

……

Early the next morning, when An Ran walked out of the bedroom with a hazy eye, he saw that the captain and Shangyi had already gotten up early.

"Miss Qian's pomp yesterday was really not small, and the princess didn't have such a big scene when she went out, so she went to Kunlun Mountain to bring two divine beasts back and ride them for you." An Ran smiled and deliberately teased Shang Yi.

Although Shang Yi knew that An Ran was just habitually broken and had no malicious intent, her face seemed to be on fire, and she threw herself into the sofa, burrowing her head under the pillow and reluctant to come out.

The captain glanced at An Ran viciously, blaming him for bullying Shang Yi at such a time, obviously such a pomp was not Shang Yi's original intention, which had always been low-key. The captain didn't know when it started, and suddenly he began to love this little fan of hers.

After a while, Shang Yi, who was relieved from the embarrassment, dared to expose his head from under the pillow and released his ostrich form.

"It's my dad who has to arrange it this way, he's so stubborn, I'm ...... I can't compete with him, so I'll ...... That's it. Shang Yi explained resignedly.

"It's okay, the captain and I both know you and know that you are not such a pompous person." An Ran stepped forward and patted Shang Yi's head.

It's not about touching your head to kill, but taking the opportunity to feel what it's like to have a girl's hairstyle.

As a result, An Ran was very disappointed, and the difference between the girl's hair and the boy's hair was not much, at most it was only slightly softer.

The captain slapped An Ran's hand away, and glared at him fiercely:

"Don't take the opportunity to take advantage of our family Shangyi!" After speaking, she turned her head and warned Shang Yi with a serious face: "Stay away from you obscene master in the future, you don't know how disgusting these dead houses are." You imagine a twenty-eight-year-old virgin who is psychologically and physically perverted! ”

Saying that, the captain also glanced at An Ran, his eyes were full of the feeling of "You dirty scum is not worthy to live in the world", and he almost raised his knife and shouted, "All evil and lewdness are the head, donor, I will break it for you."

An Ran was greatly wronged at this time, he is a natural pollution-free sunshine house, although he will not go to the street to help the old grandmother cross the road when he is fine, but he has not done anything hurtful, he didn't dare to look twice when he met a beautiful girl, how did it get to the captain's mouth, as if he had become a pervert who committed crimes across provinces in the rule of law online? !

"You make it clear!" Most of the otaku's skin is quite thin, and An Ran is no exception, he broke out immediately.

"Hmph, what else is there to say, don't you know all those disgusting things you did?! Originally, I wanted to tell you this kind of embarrassing thing in private, but now that your claws are stretched out to Shang Yi, then I can't sit idly by anymore! ”

The captain glared at An Ran angrily, expressing anger at him for not knowing what was wrong, but soon, as if he had figured out something, the captain's frowning angry brows stretched out again, and pouted:

"Forget it, it's not surprising that you're a good thirty-year-old, but you're still like an adolescent boy. Boys who haven't been in love will never grow up, I reluctantly forgive you this time, you pay attention next time.

Alas~ An Ran, it's not a matter that you're an older young man who is always so single, don't make yourself on the road of crime. ”

"Don't forget it, what the hell is going on?!" When the captain said this, An Ran was even more at a loss.

The captain obviously hesitated for a moment, but finally made up his mind to tell the story that such a disgusting thing could not happen again!

The captain pointed to the trash can in the corner of the living room, and yelled at An Ran with a red face: "Have you forgotten what you did yourself?!" You just tell me that you did such a disgusting thing in my house, and threw it in the trash can in the living room!

I...... I can't even think about what you did in the living room alone last night?! ”

After saying that, the captain turned his face away and ignored An Ran anymore.

An Ran hurriedly looked at the trash can with super vision, and found that it was full of crumpled tissues, and then sniffed it carefully, this fishy smell was unexpectedly familiar.

An Ran suddenly came to his senses, and hurriedly shouted:

"It's not me! It's really not me!! ”

But his denial pales in comparison, there are four mammals in this house, the other three are females, and only Enron has the ability to commit crimes.

It can't be done by outsiders, think about a room where a genetically modified person, a smart puppy and a superman live, if someone sneaks into the room in the middle of the night and masturbates a few pipes in the living room, it is really ......

Terrible.

……

……

Now all the evidence of evil points to Enron, which makes him a little difficult to argue. But he knew that this was really not what he did, and this kind of indescribable thing was no stranger to an otaku, but he would never do it at the captain's house!

At this time, Enron's savior suddenly appeared.

Shang Yi, who had been in a shy state, finally came back to his senses, and saw that the atmosphere between the captain and An Ran was strange, so he couldn't help asking:

"What the hell were you two talking about?"

An Ran's face flushed, and his whole body was so excited that he flickered, but he didn't know what to say.

The captain lowered his head and pondered for a while, and finally decided to explain the truth to Shang Yi. Although this kind of thing is too discordant for a pure girl like Shang Yi, in order to save her from the poisonous hands of the perverted madman, the captain still decides to explain the matter clearly.

"Shang Yi, let me tell you something, don't be too surprised, just treat this as physiological education. What's more, you must be dike against this pervert in the future!

At some point, boys will do some disgusting things to themselves because of some physical impulses, and if this situation becomes uncontrollable anytime and anywhere, it means that the boy is dangerous!

Look at the paper stained with fishy liquid in the trash can, it is evidence of Enron's sin, you must be careful of him in the future!! ”

Shang Yi looked at the trash can blankly, her eyes lit up, as if she remembered something, and the shy red glow floated on her cheeks again:

"You said those tissues, I got ......"

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I'm so tired these days, and I'm about to collapse, and I've barely finished updating today's chapter.

Don't even mention anything to me about the Overwatch in the future, just call it Overwatch. After a few days of internship in anorectal surgery, I wanted to die.

Cheekily, I beg everyone to encourage me.

PS: The ending is not as evil as you think, I'm a good person!