Twinkle and twinkle, demon clown shine!

Red nose, blue hat, sharp knife hidden inside the collar!

I dance in hell and I sing in front of demons!

Now, I'm going to show you my thoughts!

It wasn't until Kevin began to sing in front of everyone that Xu Mo had time to take a closer look at the new teacher's outfit, the new teaching assistant had a typical Western Caucasian angular facial features, and if it weren't for the pale and sickly skin, he would still be handsome. Pen "Fun" pavilion www.biquge.info but in the center of the face is a round red ball, replacing the bridge of the nose that should have been sharp.

On the side of the pale face was layers of curly red hair, this monstrous clown seemed to have blonde hair, but now it was completely hidden by blood-red hair, and only a faint trace of golden yellow could be seen. Of course, the most striking thing is probably the huge blue hat on Kevin's head.

Unlike the insanely pale of Kevin's face and the insane blood-red of his hair, the top hat was a gorgeous and noble blue, with a faint purple glow.

After singing the song, the students who were originally playing game consoles, in a daze, and chatting with their boyfriends all paid attention to this colorful clown, this demon seems to be born to be a good hand at grabbing the audience's attention.

Kevin sat on the podium, crossed Erlang's legs, looked at the students in the audience, and said, "I have prepared a score cap for everyone, I hope you can enjoy this special gift!" ”

He pulled out a white, sharp knife and began to cut through the top blue hat on his head.

"Crunch, crunch"

It seemed that he was not accurate enough, and with a shake of the hand holding the knife, he actually cut off his scalp and the top of the hat.

"Ahh Seems like I accidentally cut it crooked? ”

"Ah, it doesn't matter, the score cap I prepared for you is not in my hat, but in... In my head! ”

So he cut his scalp more neatly, and the brains mixed with blood dripped down his pale face and on his colorful clown suit.

"Ahh Let me find out... Where are your gifts..."

Kevin put his hand inside his skull, seemingly searching very carefully.

"Not this one."

He pulled out a clown puppet box from his head that would make a doll cry, and when he threw it on the ground, a crying spring baby actually popped out of the toy-like thing.

"It's not this one."

He took out a pigeon with bloodstained feathers from his head and flew out of the classroom window with a "coo".

"Ahh I found it! ”

Kevin's arm strained and he pulled out a pack of beautifully crafted top hats from his head.

"These are the gifts I have prepared for you, the Achievement Cap! You can each choose a color, of course you can't choose Pug Blue, because that's the teacher's color, which represents the teacher's authority! You can also choose some beautiful pendants, such as feathers, gemstones, and fresh leaves. In the same way, if you have a favorite pattern, just tell these hats that they can make them look the best for you! ”"It's... That's impossible! Even the most expensive 'Dragon Crown' series in the 'Hippie Dragon' can't do it to this extent! Green screamed when he heard the introduction.

"Hey, that's why I said it was a 'special' gift!"

"Put on your performance caps, it's a great gift from Paradise and Hell!"

Xu Mo gently meditated on the shape of the hat he wanted, and sure enough, at his request, this hat turned into a red feather top hat with black bronzing patterns, and after being worn on his head, he showed that polite gentlemanly demeanor to the fullest.

"The characteristic of the achievement cap is that the new demon language you learn every day will be engraved on it in the form of demon characters, although there are many of these demon words, but they will appear one by one."

"Okay, now the reins of the class are handed over to our dear Marianne!" Kevin put a big smile on his face, then crossed his hands and put them on his face, and a puff of green smoke drifted by, and it actually disappeared.

"This Kevin, I really don't understand him," Marianne muttered, and began a tedious demon language lesson.

"Students, today, we are going to learn 720 basic ways to express resentment."

"720 kinds! Oh, my God! Hearing this boring subject, Xu Mo felt a sense of sleepiness hit him, although he also knew that learning the Demon Language was very important, and even related to the future prospects of his Warlock Path, but the same meaning in 720 was indeed too boring.

Green on the side couldn't wait to take out the "handheld game", for him, the game "Brave World" is the destination of time.

On top of the black and green score cap on Green's head, a Kevin suddenly came out, his body seemed to be hiding in the small space of the hat on Green's head, and his head was out of the hat, looking at the game Green was playing, chirping and commenting.

"Hey! What are you playing? 'The brave in the world'? Do you also play this role-playing game? I like the thieves in it the most, it's just cool! What the! Are you actually playing Paladin? Hahaha, let me laugh for a moment, a goblin paladin? Hahaha, let me tell you, you have to move forward in this level, right! There's a treasure chest on the left, eat that one with a holy potion in it, and then you can kill that boss! ”

"Yes, that's right, that's it! Quick combo, holy slash! Nice roundhouse attack! Go left, go right..."

Green was fed up with the incessant sounds above his head, but he had to follow Kevin's command, and after a while, the game lost interest for Green, after all, knowing the best game strategy right away was a boring thing.

"You're so annoying!" Green muttered as he tried to remove his hat from his head, but to no avail. The performance cap seemed to have a magical magic, glued to his head.

"You can't take it off, go to class! You see this expression of resentment, 'Marg', usually we demons will cry out when we lose our property, but be careful, this word can't be said to women, because it has the meaning of longing for men to become ducks and sons. ”

Only then did Green realize that it seemed... Demon language doesn't seem to be so boring?

Another girl in the class was using the 'magic machine' to fall in love with her boyfriend, and a Kevin's head appeared on the top hat of the little girl chatting.

"Ouch, the little girl is in love, good girl, judging from your chat history, you have probably become this man's 'second horse'! Look at this sentence, 'I'm going to take a bath, good night', look at it again, he sent a 'magic circle of friends' ten minutes later: Thank you for your company in a beautiful moonlit night, youth has no regrets. ”

And then here's his comment chat with another girl! Sure enough, he never looked for you again after taking a shower! Who knows what he did after the shower! Kevin seems to be a veteran of the love scene, and he actually analyzed a few comments with a lot of truth.

"Let's take a look at this girl's 'circle of friends' Sure enough, 1 year ago, there was an intimate photo with him..."

"Woo woo woo...," the girl actually lay on her desk and cried.

"Alas! Don't cry! Shall I teach you a demonic phrase to express resentment? 'Kula'! This word is usually the word that some poor women will say after being abandoned by the male demon, and the subtext is that this man will die alone! ”

"Kura!"

"Kura!"

"Kura!"

Three extremely loud and standard demon words echoed clearly in the classroom, Kevin touched his chin helplessly, and said, "These three demon words... What a standard! It's more standard than my own demon says... Maybe that's what it is... The power of love? ”