"Gott~"

Zhao Ling'er covered her mouth and retched repeatedly, Lu Yuan stood next to her with a helpless face - don't get me wrong, he didn't do anything, except for a wry smile - but there were many uncles and aunts around who watched strongly, looked at them with strange eyes, and whispered......

"You'd better keep your breath shut, we're not going to stay here for long...... Alas," Lu Yuan scratched his head and said quickly with a sound transmission. "There are hundreds of people living in every square kilometer here, the air is full of sweat stains, exhaust gas, germs and haze, hundreds of electromagnetic waves are passing through our bodies every minute and every second, thousands of noises fill the eardrums anytime and anywhere, and the aura of heaven and earth is almost non-existent......www.biquge.info But yes, this is my hometown. ”

"Teacher, don't think that I lied to me at a young age. This is Shuzhong, isn't your Di family on the Songhua River in the Northeast? After Zhao Ling'er closed her breath, the whole person immediately became lively again. Her eyes kept rolling over cars, tall buildings, and so on, and she looked very interested. The two quickly fled from the encirclement of the uncle and aunt who were exercising in the morning, and ran out of the park where they appeared.

"It's just a casual song...... Lao Lu was helpless again.

He never cared about the influence of the times, whether in the Yuan Dynasty or the Qing Dynasty, he once led the most dazzling national style. Therefore, being told and blocked now is purely self-inflicted. "Don't make trouble, I'll take a look at the map, and then go find your Uncle Lu......" As soon as he was halfway through his words, he was interrupted by Zhao Ling'er pulling his sleeves. He looked up and saw Ling'er's eyes shining and pointing at something and saying, "I'm going to play that!" ”

Okay, Lao Lu, you can continue to wait.

Lu Yuan casually threw away the map, and when he saw the artifact clearly, he was immediately shocked, "I'll go, who drove the excavator out of the city?!" ”

…… However, in the next quarter of an hour, Lu Yuan had already replaced Lan Xiang with the little apprentice...... No, it's a blue uniform, and it's in the cab of the excavator. As for the driver, he was sitting on the curb with a bottle of beer and a few thousand dollars in his pocket, and he had no idea why he was sitting here.

"Hahaha, it's so much fun!" Watching Ling'er drive an excavator and dig a section of the road like a dog gnawing, Lu Yuan looked up at the sky and pretended not to see it. If it weren't for his secret blessing, Ling'er would have dug through all the gas, tap water, and pipes. has been digging the entire Taixing Road to the sky, Ling'er returned happily and let go of the poor excavator.

When leaving, Lu Yuan quietly snapped his fingers, and the whole road instantly returned to its old view......

Lu Yuan had also used some expulsion of mortals or something before to prevent ordinary people from watching. But what he didn't know was that there were still some surveillance cameras that were not at the scene, and the situation was still filmed. There is a post on the Internet that is fermenting, "Excavator is racing in the city, driving like a drunk driver, breaking the road!" How can such a municipal project make citizens feel at ease! 》。

However, the owner of the post was sprayed with blood by later people! Because the certification photos sent later showed that Taixing Road had not started construction yet - you started spreading rumors before the project started? It's early! I despise you for being a knowledgeable person with no quality!

*****

"Uncle taught Lori to play ball, and I called the police directly when I saw it"

Someone with a little apprentice wanders around the city unscrupulously, casually hanging, which naturally causes countless supernatural events. In a world full of phones and cameras, it's almost impossible to completely hide, especially if some bastard doesn't even want to hide.

And this title is a video that appeared on station b......

You must know that the video title of station b has always been known for teasing, exaggeration, deep throating, old stalks and no lower limit, after all, all the drivers who come in and out of here are old drivers, and they can't get hard at all with ordinary stimulation. So this title is really nothing, if it weren't boring in the afternoon, and it wasn't the peak period for posting videos, it is estimated that few people would click in to see it......

At the beginning of the picture, it is a very handsome middle-aged man with an expired Lori, both of whom are carrying tennis rackets, obviously ready to play tennis. Expired Lori wears tight jeans and a simple T-shirt, but she shows off her youthful and beautiful figure. Coupled with that beautiful and bright melon seed face, and bright smile, the audience's hearts were captured in an instant!

"Lori Saigao!" "Uncle, I want to commit a crime." "Hey, why is my screen wet" "It's a pity it's not black silk", a few subtitles floated up.

There was also someone in the back who typed unwillingly and said, "This uncle is back from Korea, right?" The face is good. "Definitely done!" "+1 for rectification" and "+2 for rectification", ...... "Maybe you are a dead fat man before plastic surgery!" It's a pity that no one paid attention to this sentence.

Then there is some interaction between the uncle and the little Lori. I have to say that although this uncle is dressed a little rustic, he has a good figure. Standing with a girl is very eye-catching, and people watch the video unconsciously. But looking at the open field over there, it seems to be a sports field in the city. Because it was a weekday afternoon, there were hardly any people, and the person who shot the video was obviously unscrupulously shooting at close range, I don't know if it was the staff or other customers.

Next, the uncle explained the rules to the girl, but let the people watching it squirt out directly. "Ling'er, there are only three rules for playing tennis: no crossing the net, no going out of the frame, whoever lands first will lose." The comments suddenly flooded the screen like a volcanic eruption, startling the readers who watched quietly! No one expected that there would be so many people watching! The barrage was so dense that it covered the entire screen.

"I'll rub it, uncle, you have to be professional when you deceive Lori! Girl, come with me to see the goldfish! "This is the hardest time I've ever been hacked in big tennis." "Kneel to the three rules! What about the rules of serving? How is it scored? When is the time to exchange venues? …… Poor Wimbledon. "It turns out that the rules of tennis that I always knew were wrong." "Top three." "He seems to be talking about badminton ......", "Nonsense, it's obviously volleyball", "It's table tennis", "Table tennis +1"......

But watching the girl take a new tennis ball and racket, bouncing to the side of the court, of course, the camera followed. Uncle and Lori, it's obviously more attractive to shoot Lori! Seeing the girl twist her slender waist, many uncles watching the video felt that their noses were hot, and they immediately stopped talking. This even caused the barrage to be cleared! But immediately, layers of barrage suddenly appeared from the right side of the screen, forming a vertical array and flying - "High energy ahead!! ”

What's the energy ahead?

I saw the girl throw the tennis ball, jump up gently, and then swing the racket with her slender arms, and the whole posture is extremely beautiful!

"Bang!" A tennis ball hit by a racket bursts into a sonic cone......

"I'll make up! Appeared! Wumao special effects!! "The UP Lord is lit up!" "It turns out that the special effects are the body!" "This wasn't a sneak/shoot" "I can already imagine what's next, fighting tennis!" ”……

The supersonic sphere, but because it was wrapped in an invisible breath, was not directly torn apart by the force exerted on itself! The sphere, which was traveling at more than 500 kilometers per hour (only when it first broke through the speed of sound), flew in a series of S-shaped trajectories in the air, and was then steadily caught by another racket. The racket that produces an incredible bend is also blessed by internal force and does not break directly. The sphere that was cut from the side suddenly spins back and accelerates to the extreme! The sphere itself expells air, like a straight arrow shot at the opposite side, pulling out a white trajectory......

The immortals guide the way, Su Qin carries the sword, splits Huashan, and welcomes guests with pine......

Two swordsmen, dressed in beautiful clothes, danced across a net.

The two of them were obviously moving very fast, but they didn't seem to be slow or unfazed, as if they knew the direction of the ball long before the racket was swung! If it weren't for the white ball in the middle, which looked like a cannonball and could only see shadows, people wouldn't have realized how fast it was! The two of them were flying all over the field, and the damn ball couldn't even be seen, so it was hit back and forth, and it was impossible to land.

Sure enough? For such a person, three rules are enough......

The rows of barrages were already speechless. The up master ran out at this time and brushed his sense of existence, "I called the police here", in exchange for rows of likes.

In other tennis, when the ball is extremely fast, both sides will distance themselves in exchange for reaction time. And these two people tacitly played closer and closer, and finally even stood on both sides of the net, and the tennis ball flew into a refraction line. A moment later, at the moment of hitting the ball, the girl's racket swiped and pointed at the man's side. And the men's racket went around and hit the girl's racket back with the ball! As if dancing, the two began to hit the tennis ball while attacking each other, causing tons of damage to the audience!

"Report to the country, there is hope for our tennis!" "We can win gold medals at this Olympics." "No, you're wrong, this is combat tennis, a banned sport at the Olympics." "Warmly looking forward to my big Ryoma appearance", "Fighting Tennis +1", ...... "Fighting Tennis +10086".

The video comes to the end as the net is torn apart by a flying tennis ball. Watching the two people leave hand in hand without sweating, suddenly an audience member suddenly knocked on the next line of barrage.

"I'll make up! Deceived again! It turns out that this is DC's Chinese Superman's planned promotional video! ”

Suddenly, countless people were impressed by his insightful eyes and knelt down collectively.

*****

Bluestone, alleys, deep courtyards.

Lu Dongbin, who was wearing a Taoist robe, held a glass of wine in his hand, and sat idly under the tree in the courtyard, looking light and light, as usual.

After playing all day, when I took Ling'er to visit Lao Lu in the evening, I pushed the door and saw this scene. If Lao Lu hadn't watched the video with an apple in his hand, the appearance just now would be enough to be called a fairy wind bone......

"Haha, you're going to be an internet celebrity, huh? The next thing the government has to do is have a headache. Lu Dongbin said with a smile, "Come, sit down!" With a wave of his hand, several plates of spirit fruits appeared on the table. Although Lu Dongbin is stubborn, he is not rigid. He was dragged back by this world and came back with a lot of good things. Now there is no shortage of spiritual tea and spiritual fruits, and it is no longer as difficult as in the past.

Immediately, he shouted at the house, "His aunt, Xiao Luzi is here, give the whole two good dishes!" ”

"Got it", as the voice spoke, a beautiful woman walked out of the house, with red lips and white teeth, long hair and a shawl, and two long legs wearing high heels were particularly eye-catching.

"This is? There are guests at home......" Lu Yuan didn't expect that there were strangers in Lao Lu's house, and they looked very familiar. He thought for a moment and clapped his hands, "You're the one...... The Korean ...... Girls' Generation, right? ”

"Smack", he hit the head. "Just know Hahan! I'm your Aunt Li! (To be continued.) )