君が知らないマダオ[7]

Also known as Du Gong's reason for not coming to update. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

This column was contributed by the friendship of the name and the line.

About the author: Ming He Xingnian, that is, Song Gong, has been studying in the Department of Mecha Operation for four years, and he has never stepped out of the "campus-dormitory" route 20 meters away. He was the only good person who really persevered with the "otaku" to the end, and won an imperial otaku medal for this. However, it seems that it was exchanged for a dollar to buy egg cakes by the hungry Song Gong.

Song Gong has a good body shape and grows meat when he drinks cold water, which is directly related to his optimistic spirit and noble cooking feelings. He once led Du Gong, Su Gong and the younger generation of primary school students to sneak into the Japanese restaurant to steal the skills, after returning to study hard, intending to emulate, and finally the emperor lived up to his wishes, Song Gong successfully made evil sushi with Boli seaweed and overnight leftovers, Song Gong was full of praise after tasting it, and then rinsed three hundred cups of mouth.

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Its twenty-five.

At the end of the mecha operation department, the life without pressure and tasks will always make the actors of this short drama all kinds of boredom, and similarly, they try all kinds of activities to kill boredom on the nights of "sleep your MB, get up". Once, I came to Du Gong Helm with all kinds of entertainment items in my hand.

Me: I am missing one of the three with Tu Gong and Su Chengcheng, is Lu Gong coming?

Du: Rubbing hemp? Please bring it!

Me: Is it more complete?

AD: No.

Me: I'll talk about it later.

After a few laps, Lu Gong was defeated and escaped.

Me: Zhonggong, I and Tu Gong and Su justly murdered Xia Baoshang, Zhonggong came?

Du: Three Kingdoms Killing? Please bring it!

Me: Is it more complete?

D: More than half.

Me: I'll talk about it later.

After a few rounds, Zhonggong was defeated miserably and escaped under the pretext of the previous paragraph.

Me: I'm practicing with Tu Gong and Su Chengcheng, is the cake man coming?

Du: Practicing martial arts? Please bring it!

Me: Is it more complete?

D: That's right.

Me: Come on.

After practicing for a few laps, everyone rested, and I said to Du Gong: What's the update? Right to pass the rest.

I saw Du Gong pointing to a document on the desktop and said: I was too involved in the practice just now and forgot the password.

I looked at the document with only the title and the size of only a few K, and said coldly: Let's change the sandbag in the second half.

On that day, Du Gong was encapsulated into a can of meat sauce and was not updated.

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its twenty-sixth.

Du Gong is a member of the FFF team on the surface, but he always hides a heart to leave the group in private. During the four years he studied in the Department of Mecha Operations, Du Gong constantly sought part-time jobs such as online editors, and then fished for girls with masks in online social networking.

A **** raised a knife to urge the change, and was surprised to find that there was half a text on Du Gong's screen.

Du: Cake man, I need some materials.

Bread: No, so, so, so......

I didn't think I should disturb the two who had entered the state, so I discussed serious literature with Lu Gong on the side.

Du: Cake man, I need some materials again.

Bread: Yes, so, so......

I saw that they had been talking for a long time, and Du Gong expected that he had already mastered a lot of materials, and I couldn't help but have questions.

Me: Lu Gong, what exactly is the material?

Lu Gong didn't say anything, just sent a copy of "Quotations of Cake Gong (Internal Edition)" to my computer. When I went back to look at it, I saw this sentence in it.

Cake: Lu Gong, today I saw a few materials on the street again, and it is endless fun to practice Wulong Holding Pillar Boxing [OGC]!

On that day, Du Gong was burned to charcoal by a fire, and there was no renewal.

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its twenty-seventh.

Although Du Gong is determined to change day by day, his ambition is not forced, and he cannot become the driving force for renewal after all. A few days ago, the gambling match between Du Gong and Lu Gong inspired us, so I tried to force Du Gong to update with a gambling game.

Me: Du Gong, Song is also willing to gamble with you, if you update every day, I will lose you one yuan a day, otherwise you will lose one yuan to me.

Du: If you want to force me to update, the money will be with you, forgive me what can I do?

After that, Du Gong took out ten yuan and slapped it on the table.

Du: Su Gong, Song Gong invites you to burn the meat, and the money is on the table.

Looking at the eyes of Su Gong, the demon of roasting wax, I had to pay another ten yuan to invite Su Gong to roast meat.

Because of Du Gong's poison plan, Song was quite unwilling, so he found Du Gong again.

Me: Du Gong, Song has another bet with you, tonight's mahjong wins, if the old man wins you a shot, you will change a chapter every day, if the old man loses a shot to you, then he will not come to urge the change.

Du: If you want to force me to update, I will accompany you to rub it, forgive me for what you can do?

After that, Du Gong joined the finch game, and quickly fired the cannon to the two except Song Gong every time, but he didn't let the slow-burning player Song Gong who defended the counterattack flow and the previous game.

Because of Du Gong's poison plan, Song was even more unwilling, so he found Du Gong again.

Me: Du Gong, Song has another bet with you, tonight the Three Kingdoms kill and kill the next Baoshang, if the old man kills you once, you will change a chapter every day, if you kill the next family once, you will not come to urge the change.

Du Gong knew that I would protect the right way to play, so he accepted this bet. However, Song Gong was like a god helping that day, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhuge Empress Dowager, Ma Teng, and Yuan Shao all kinds of instantaneous combinations beat Du Gong who was sitting in the next house like a lost dog.

Me: According to the points, Du Gong should be more than 20 consecutive days.

Du: Our gamble is that you kill "me", not kill my "general".

On that day, Du Gong was dragged into the slaughterhouse by an obese mysterious man and was not updated.

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Its twenty-eighth.

There will be a big difference between a person's reaction in an intimate space and when they are being watched. This is a theory that has been proven by psychology. A very simple example: eating by yourself is completely different from being watched by others.

However, the Cake Gong is an exception, and whether or not he is present, he is always practicing his already declining Five Dragons Pillar Fist [OGC] with gusto.

A **** raised a knife to urge the change, and saw that Du Cheng was depressed in his seat, so he was displeased.

Me: Du Gong, today the weather is clear, the wind is smooth, it is the new good weather, why is it so insane, it is like practicing the Five Dragons Holding Pillar Boxing?

Du: Song Gong didn't know anything, the right cake Gong practiced boxing in public, and now the indoor is still like an abalone, and it smells like a cake Gong on the side, and he has no intention of updating it.

It does smell unusual. I looked at the cake man who was lying on the bed, forgave Du Gong, and found him the next day.

Me: Du Gong, today's sky is high and cool, the wind is light and light, it is the updated good weather, why is it difficult to look like you have practiced the Five Dragons Pillar Boxing?

Du: Song Gong didn't know that the Cake Gong practiced boxing in public, and now the room is still like an abandoned place, and it is like the Cake Gong is behind, and he has no intention of updating it.

It does smell unusual. I looked at the cake man who was paralyzed on the ground, forgave Du Gong, and found him on the third day.

Me: Du Gong, today's sky is beautiful, the wind and the sun are beautiful, it is the updated good weather, why is the demeanor sluggish, as if you have practiced the five dragons holding the pillar boxing?

Du: Song Gong didn't know that the Cake Gong practiced boxing in public, and now the room is still like a place of reincarnation, and it is like the Cake Gong beside him, and he has no intention of renewing it.

It does smell unusual. I looked at the bed that had already been empty because I went to the andrology department, and then looked at the garbage can full of paper balls at Du Gong's feet, and slashed at Du Gong.

On that day, Du Gong was forced to undergo mushroom recultivation surgery and there was no renewal.