Chapter 51 - You're Dead
Chapter 51 - You're Dead
Tang Yuan sat cross-legged on the ground, rhythmically tapping his knees with his fingers, and said, "Now the question is, why did Lockhee, who should have died a long time ago, suddenly come back to life?" β
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Forrest Gump didn't know what kind of character he was in front of, and he was also confused about the development of the plot at this point, but it didn't matter to him: "As long as you're alive, it's a good thing...... That's good. β
"Huh? But she seems to have lost her memory......" Tang Yuan smiled secretly, but the expression on his face was very serious, "I don't remember you at all." β
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Forrest Gump seemed to have been hit by something, and lowered his head and stopped talking.
At this time, Locke finally threw aside the last empty lunch box in his hand - there were already a pile of lunch boxes there, and Tang Yuan always felt as if he had seen this scene somewhere...... Oh, by the way, my mother Tang Yuan also ate countless boxed lunches like this.
I really don't know what special materials these women's stomachs are made of.
Then she finally had time to speak, "Who the hell are you?" What are you doing here? β
Tang Yuan saw that Forrest Gump Zuo seemed to be still doubting life, so he said for him: "This old iron heard the news that there is a strange dark elf female ghost here in Luo Lan, so he came to take a look...... I don't know the specifics, but listening to what he means, it seems that you are actually his wife who has been dead for many years...... But it seems to have amnesia? That's a ...... Tragedy. (Yi Zhongtian face)"
"What's that? I'm this guy's wife!? You're kidding me, aren't you? Lockhee turned his face on the spot when he heard this, "I said, did you think of a story to prepare to abduct me because I had amnesia?" Human trafficking is a crime, can you make it? β
Forrest Gump lowered his head a few more points...... I guess it's no longer doubting life, but I'm starting to have no love......
"Come on, humans and dark elves have been a little tense because of the infectious disease these days, how dare we abduct and sell dark elves at this moment?" Tang Yuan also talked nonsense, "You see, like the two next to me, a young and beautiful girl like this is our preferred target...... Ay! You two don't hit me, I'm talking about fun! β
Loxie glanced at Fino and Selia, probably feeling that the two little girls would not be bad people in general, so he continued to ask, "In that case...... So, is what you said true? β
"Huh? What's really fake? Tang Yuan's head tilted.
"That is...... I'm this guy's wife...... Phew, I don't think it's possible, you must be somewhere wrong! Lockhee pointed at Forrest Gump and said.
Forrest Gump was about to shrink his head into his crotch......
"Actually, that's the problem." Tang Yuan changed his tone and said gloomily, "Didn't you say it yourself, your earliest memories crawled out of the soil?" Have you ever wondered why? How can you be buried in the earth? β
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"That's right...... In fact, you're already dead......" Tang Yuan said to her with a very rigid expression (the animation of a certain island country in the last century, in order not to cause unnecessary impact, I won't say the name).
"Fart!" Locke pointed at himself and shouted, "What do you think I look like I'm dead!?" I'm living a good life! β
"So that's the problem." Tang Yuan slapped his thigh as if he had just reacted, "Hey, Mom! You don't say I haven't reacted yet! Forrest Gump, I was still asking just now, isn't your wife dead? Why did you suddenly come to life!? β
Forrest Gump Zuo was still lowering his head and sighing at this world that had lost its allure to him, but when he raised his head, he was also at a loss: "How do I know? There have been so many bizarre events in Arad in recent years, and the dead have been resurrected...... It's not an incredible thing to think about, although I don't understand why. β
This is the so-called "once you accept this setting, it's still quite emotional"!?
Tang Yuan felt that if he continued to perform, he would laugh, so he took out his mobile phone and looked at the time: "Okay, it's past one o'clock in the middle of the night...... Sleep, I keep vigil. β
The topic was abruptly stopped, but because there was nothing worth discussing in the first place, everyone didn't dwell on anything anymore, but Forrest Gump looked at Lockhee with a really resentful look......
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Early the next morning, Forrest Gump looked at the small pile of cigarette butts at Tang Yuan's feet and shivered: "How many cigarettes did you smoke in the middle of the night?" β
"It's not much, it's just a ...... and a half" Tang Yuan spit out the cigarette butt in his mouth, stood up and stretched, his whole body made a "crackling" sound like fried beans, he looked at Forrest Gump and asked, "Since your wife has been found...... Shall we go to the Cave of Grief? β
Forrest Gump was silent for a moment and shook his head: "There's no need to go, let's go back to the Elwyn Line first, and then figure out why Lockhee was resurrected...... And why she has no memory. β
Tang Yuan didn't dare to say that this was his bad taste--if he said it, Forrest Gump might turn his face on the spot-so he also nodded: "Cheng, then let's go back." β
The group (among them Lockhee was very reluctant) walked for a long time, and at noon they returned to the Elwin Line, and from a great distance they saw Linus standing at the edge of the town with a look of longing, as if he were returning home with a young daughter-in-law waiting to join the army to fight.
Tang Yuan wanted to go over and report "Your man died outside, this is his military salary in the past few years, and he said that it was left to you", but he was afraid that the old blacksmith would pick up a hammer and hit him on the head, so he ran over with Selia in his hand: "Hey, uncle, take a look at your lost Selia...... Isn't this girl? If not, we'll find it again. β
Linus hurriedly greeted him: "Yes, yes, yes, yes...... Oh Seliah, my little ancestor, where have you gone? I'm worried about death! Come, let Uncle see...... Ouch, this unlucky kid, I've lost weight after not seeing him for a day! β
"Uncle...... I'm sorry, but I was going to pick some berries and come back to make wine for you......"
"Don't say anything, Celia, come, come with your uncle, and your uncle will make you a good meal."
So Linus took Selia home like a mother...... Forrest Gump led the group around Linus's blacksmith shop and began to discuss what to do next.
"Thorn...... Tang Yuan...... Both names are pretty much the same, hey, didn't you say you sell everything? Forrest Gump looked at Tang Yuan and asked, "Have you taken any medicine that can restore your memory?" β
"I'm sorry, how could I possibly have anything with me?" Tang Yuan waved his hand - just kidding, the reason why Lockhee has no memory for the time being is completely because he deliberately made a bad taste! Memory recovery medicine? Out of stock for the time being!
"......" So Forrest Gump was silent again.
"If you want me to say that...... Shall we ask Sharan? Tang Yuan said, took out a red-hot iron bar from the stove next to him empty-handed, and then banged the bell on the anvil with his fist, and the people next to him felt their hands hurt when they looked at it.
"Sharan? That Dark Elf Guild Leader, you say? "Forrest Gump has heard about Sharan," she said...... I heard that it seems to be a warm-hearted guy, but it is quite possible to help with this, and he is also a dark elf, so he may be able to increase the chance of her helping...... But how can she help us? β
Tang Yuan knocked the iron bar for a long time, put it into the sink next to him, and threw it on it with his fingernails, and said: "As long as you don't understand the principle, just throw it all to magic...... Maybe Saran could really figure out what was going on with Lockhee? β
ββ¦β¦ Makes sense, so let's go now? β
"No, no, no, you can just take Lockhee to the West Coast by yourself, I don't want to follow you around all day long......" Tang Yuan found a piece of leather from the side and tore it into thin strips, wrapped it around the hilt of the sword a few times, and then held the knife and waved it a few times, nodding secretly - a ring-headed knife was done.
He thrust the knife into the anvil...... The knife was plunged straight into the anvil, and the people next to him were stunned, but Forrest Gump was not very interested in this, and he pulled the struggling Lockhee and left.
Tang Yuan looked left and right, and at this moment only he and Fino were left, and the two of them sat in the blacksmith shop and stared wide-eyed.
"Shall we go to Gran Mori?" Fino tugged at his sleeve and said, "It's always good to have a partner, don't you think?" β
"Huh? Belch...... I'm pretty idle these days...... Okay, I'm on my way to Glendsen, and I need to make sure of something. So Tang Yuan nodded, no longer caring about the ring-headed knife inserted in the anvil, and led Fino out of the blacksmith shop.
He reached out and took out the pants pocket behind his butt for a long time, and found the off-road pickup, and the two of them drove away in the car - not far away, Forrest Gump looked at the car that had gone away, and always felt as if he had been deliberately left behind by that guy...... After thinking for a moment, he shook his head, pulled Lockhee, and walked out of the Elwyn Line.
After a while, Linus returned to his blacksmith's shop at some point, he looked at the knife in front of him straight into the anvil with a serious face, and reached out to try to pull it out, but he did not expect that the knife was sharper than he thought, and it took only a small effort to pull it out of the anvil, and the blade was not worn at all, and it shone brightly and coldly.
Linus looked left and right, and finally saw that there was one less iron bar in the furnace, and it seemed that this knife was the one that someone had made out of a very ordinary iron bar in the short time before.
He instantly felt his own insignificanceβyes, he could have made such a sharp weapon, but not just with ordinary iron...... He had to admit that ordinary iron made of knives...... It was impossible for him to reach this level in his understanding.
"Who the hell is it...... How could there be such a terrible blacksmith in the world............" he whispered to himself.
In fact, Tang Yuan is not an excellent blacksmith, the reason why this knife is so terrible is simply because it is a "weapon built by God himself", as who said, two plastic cups of five and one on the street outside, as long as you give a god to rinse your mouth, this cup can become a holy grail in an instant, how can you bother seven gravediggers with seven dead people tearing each other apart, Tang Yuan said: "You give me a week, I will change the cup every day to rinse my mouth, and when the time comes, I will send it directly to you, one for each person." β
[To be continued]