As the sun sets, the night comes as scheduled. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

After the students dispersed, Xu Xian, the last one to leave, also blew out the candles in the study hall and locked the door of the study hall.

"What's wrong today, why am I restless and my eyelids keep jumping?" While thinking like this, Xu Xian touched his throat, which was a little dry, and raised his eyes to look at the moonlight in the sky.

The moon tonight is beautiful, hanging high in the sky, rounder than a monk's head.

Thinking of the monk's head, Xu Xian himself smiled.

He is not an old-fashioned person on weekdays, but he is just the responsibility of being a teacher, and he is not allowed to show emotions other than stability, so he can only steal fun for a while when he is fine.

"Mr. Xu, did you go back so late?"

"Mr. Xu, how is my son's homework done today, if there is something wrong with him, you can discipline him!"

"Mr. Xu, let's buy some vegetables, these are fresh."

On the way home, many people greeted Xu Xian, and Xu Xian also smiled and nodded to everyone.

Walking through the bustling street, an old shop selling lotus leaf chicken had a booming business, Xu Xian rubbed his stomach, smelled the fragrance and walked in.

"Objective, what to eat?"

Seeing a guest coming in, the guy with a towel on his shoulder hurriedly greeted him.

Xu Xian's eyes swept over the store, found a place where no one was sitting, and said, "Here's a lotus leaf chicken, another bowl of chicken bone soup, and two noodles." ”

"Objective, wait a moment, the order will come soon." The guy hung his throat and shouted at the back hall: "One lotus leaf chicken, one bowl of chicken bone soup, two dough cakes!" ”

It is an old shop that sells lotus leaf chicken, and the speed of serving is very fast.

Xu Xian had just drunk a cup of tea, and the lotus leaf chicken and fragrant chicken bone soup were brought up by the guy.

Xu Xian, who was hungry, sniffed the fragrance of lotus leaf chicken, with three points of satisfaction on his face. He didn't speak, but reached out and tore off a few pieces of chicken, rolled it in his hand, and devoured it.

"Scholar, is the lotus leaf chicken delicious?"

As he devoured it, an inquiry suddenly sounded in his ears.

Xu Xian was so frightened that he choked, and hurriedly drank a few mouthfuls of thick soup before looking up at the opposite side.

"You are?"

Xu Xian dared to swear that among the people he knew, there was absolutely no person in front of him.

The stranger didn't answer, just looked at the lotus leaf chicken on the plate, and asked again: "Scholar, is the lotus leaf chicken delicious?" ”

"It's delicious, it tastes good!"

Xu Xian hesitated for a moment, but nodded, the taste of this lotus leaf chicken really lives up to the name of a century-old shop.

Hearing Xu Xian's words, the stranger smiled slightly, and said seriously: "That's good, eat more, in the future, you won't have the right to eat things like lotus leaf chicken!" ”

"Don't have the right to eat? Lotus leaf chicken is not a high-end consumption for me, what does this person mean? ”

Doubts flashed in Xu Xian's eyes, he looked at the person in front of him for a while, and thought secretly, "Could it be that this person is a madman who came over to entertain me?" ”

Thinking of this, Xu Xian couldn't eat it anymore.

After all, there is a madman sitting across from him, and who knows if he will hit someone.

You know, wherever a madman beats someone, it's not illegal, Xu Xian is conceited that he is a scholar, but he has no interest in competing with a madman.

"Shopkeeper, wrap up the stuff and I'll take it back to eat." Xu Xian beckoned Xiao Er to come to the store, wrapped the lotus leaf chicken and dough cakes, and planned to leave this place of right and wrong.

In fact, the madman in Xu Xian's imagination is Wu Ming, who wants to take him to become a monk.

Wu Ming looked at Xu Xian's movements, shook his head with regret, and sighed: "Scholar, really don't eat it?" You have to think about it, after you shave your ordination, you won't have the right to eat this lotus leaf chicken! ”

"Full of nonsense, what a crazy person, I don't care about you." Xu Xian carried the wrapped lotus leaf chicken, threw the silver taels on the dining table, turned around and went out.

Wu Ming sat on the bench and looked at Xu Xian's departing back, with a three-point smile on his face.

In the next second, his figure disappeared directly in place, and no one knew where the deity was.

"It's really unlucky, you can meet crazy people when you eat, and you really didn't look at the yellow calendar when you went out. This lotus leaf chicken is brought back, it is estimated that it will be cold, and I don't know how it tastes! ”

Xu Xian carried the lotus leaf chicken and walked in the alleyway.

Passing by an uninhabited corner, he only felt a black shadow flashing in front of him, and he lost consciousness as soon as his neck hurt.

"I'll give you a chance that you won't cherish yourself. This lotus leaf chicken, you don't have the right to eat it in the future, so let's go to Jinshan Temple to eat vegetarian! ”

The black shadow who shot was Wu Ming, he took the soft Xu Xian in his hand, looked at the direction of Jinshan Temple, and the whole person rose into the air.

Jinshan Temple is not far from Hangzhou, and it is only a few hundred miles away.

Ten minutes later, Wu Ming carried the unconscious Xu Xian and came here from the sky.

In the eye, countless temples are built according to the mountain, the golden mountain stands in the center of the lake, and the temple is built on the golden mountain, which is a good scene of the holy land of Buddhism.

Carrying the unconscious Xu Xian, Wu Ming went straight to the Rulai Palace.

In the main hall, 800 monks of Jinshan Temple are doing evening classes here, chanting endlessly.

Seeing Wu Ming carrying people in, the elders who were chanting the scriptures were slightly stunned, and the chanting sound stopped dumbly.

"Amitabha!"

The elder proclaimed the Buddha's name, waved his hand at the monks, and stood up from the futon.

Wu Ming put down the unconscious Xu Xian, also folded his hands in front of the elder, and said, "Elder, is Master Fahai here?" ”

The elder was old, and his ears were hammered on his shoulders, and it took a long time to hear clearly what Wu Ming said, and replied, "Fahai presided, he went out last night and hasn't come back yet." ”

"Didn't come back?" Hearing the old monk's words, Wu Ming frowned.

Judging from last night's situation, Fahai should have a demon in his heart and retreat in Jinshan Temple.

In the movie, Fahai did just that, but now he is missing, obviously not matching the plot in the movie, and he doesn't know where he has gone.

"The donor came to Jinshan Temple overnight, is there anything else besides looking for Fahai to preside?" As the old monk said this, he glanced at Xu Xian on the ground.

Xu Xian is in his twenties, and because of his long-term study and cultivation, he looks like a cream student.

Seeing such a beautiful man, the old monk's eyes lit up, and his breathing was obviously a little heavier.

Wu Ming's eyes were like torches, and he saw the other party's reflection in his eyes, and couldn't help but smile secretly: "Sure enough, any Buddhist holy place is fake, the more bright the light, the darker it is, and the story of the black under the light is like this." Hehe, Xu Xian, you're done, just wait for your butt to hurt! ”

Just by a simple glance, Wu Ming saw several old monks, and his eyes showed covetousness.

You know, this is the Song Dynasty, and it is an elegant thing to break the sleeves and divide the peaches.

Don't think about it, Xu Xian went to Jinshan Temple to become a monk, and the future prospects can be predicted, and he has to be dive by the rules.

"Xu Xian didn't even let go of the white snake, he was a bit heavy in himself, these monks should be able to satisfy him!" Thinking like this, Wu Ming slowly spoke: "Elder, I have a good relationship with the Fahai host, and I happened to be in Hangzhou City, and I found that this person has a wisdom root and is a material that can be made, and I also asked the elders in the temple to take him in." ”

The old monk stepped forward tremblingly, looked at Xu Xian's appearance, and nodded with satisfaction: "There is a huigen, there is a huigen at a glance!" ”

After saying this, the old monk leaned down again and pinched Xu Xian's buttocks, and now he was even more satisfied: "It's a manufacturable material, it's a manufacturable material!" ”

"Where is this?"

After being touched a few times, the unconscious Xu Xian woke up and opened his eyes in a daze.

When I saw it, I saw an old monk smiling lewdly at himself, just like a prostitute looking at a girl.

"Mom!" Xu Xian was startled and quickly got up from the ground.

When I looked around, I saw that there were bald heads, as if I had come to some temple.

"What is this place, and why am I here?"

Xu Xian retreated in a panic, and the whole person had not yet understood.

Wu Ming looked at Xu Xian's reflection and said to the old monk: "Elder, shave his face!" I am willing to give another 10,000 taels of gold to reshape the golden body of the Buddhas in the temple, and I only ask Jinshan Temple to shave his ordination. ”

With a shake of his hand, ten thousand taels of gold piled up, shaking so much that people couldn't open their eyes.

Many monks in the temple looked blushing and thick-necked, and their eyes flashed with greed.

Except for a few Qing monks, most of them looked at the old monk eagerly, eager to agree directly for him.

"Shaving? You brought me here, you, right? ”

Xu Xian was not a fool, thinking of Wu Ming's previous actions, he hurriedly ran out, and said as he ran: "I don't want to shave, you crazy people, I will go to the yamen to sue you!" ”

"Stop him, stop him!" The elder hurriedly spoke, commanding the monk to come forward and intercept him.

Xu Xian was a powerless scholar in the end, and before he could run far, he was thrown to the ground by several monks and forcibly pressed to the ground.

"Let go of me, let go of me quickly, I'm a famous scholar, you can't do this to me!" Xu Xian was pressed to the ground, but his mouth was still unconvinced.

The old monk looked at the ten thousand taels of gold on the ground, and then looked at Xu Xian, who was struggling, and finally made a decision in his heart, and shouted: "Shave, shave him!" ”

Two people pressed their shoulders, two people pressed their thighs, and one person held his head.

No matter how Xu Xian struggled, he was pressed to death, and he could only wail: "Demon monks, they are all demon monks, I Xu Xian is not convinced, I don't want to shave, don't become a monk!" ”

"Elder, Razor is here!"

The two little novices quickly prepared the basin and razor, and respectfully placed them in front of the old monk.

The old monk picked up the razor and dipped it in water, nodded at Wu Ming, and said, "Xu Xian, if you enter the Buddhism and avoid wine and meat, can you hold it?" ”

"No, I want to drink wine and eat meat, don't be a monk!"

Xu Xian's struggle was weak, the old monk raised the razor in his hand, and said tremblingly: "It doesn't matter if you can't, there is no wine and meat in the temple, just get used to it." ”

With a knife, Xu Xian's hair fell into a large piece, and the whole person began to cry bitterly.

The old monk raised the razor again and chanted a word: "Xu Xian, if you enter the Buddhism and avoid women, can you hold it?" ”

"No, I'm a layman, and I'm constantly cutting red dust!"

Xu Xian still didn't agree, crying a handful of snot and tears, looking very pitiful.

When the old monk heard this, he was still unmoved, and said tremblingly: "It doesn't matter if you can't, Jinshan Temple doesn't accept female guests, you can't see women, it's good to get used to it." ”

The second knife went down, and the hair fell again, regardless of Xu Xian's objections.

The old monk raised the razor for the third time and asked, "Xu Xian, if you enter the Buddha Gate and avoid killing, can you hold it?" ”

"I can't, I'm ruthless, I can't live if I don't kill every day, you can let me go!" Xu Xian has no power to restrain the chicken, but when it comes to the moment, he will not blink an eye when he tells lies.

The old monk sighed slightly, and said tremblingly: "It doesn't matter if you can't, Jinshan Temple is protected by Buddhism, and it is difficult to kill, just get used to it." (To be continued.) )