Seeing that the head of the right ear canal successfully took the bait and took the initiative to invite Xiangyu Daoyou, Xu Dashu also put his mind at ease, holding the mentality that I would not carry the accident, Xu Dashu felt very relaxed. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Finally, after stepping into the pit of countless predecessors, Xu Dashu learned to grow.

However, before the Xiangyu Taoist arrived, Xu Dashu sorted out all the various charms in the store under the command of the head of the right ear canal, and as for the wine jar that pretended to be ghosts, it was placed in a small grocery house in the backyard at Xu Dashu's strong request.

After everything was busy, the whole store gave people a new feeling, and the effect was really good, and the head of the right ear canal also nodded secretly.

Looking at the head of his right ear canal, who was playing masturbation, Xu Dashu stepped forward and struggled for a long time before slowly speaking: "Senior, I want to ask you something." ”

"You say." The chief of the right ear canal is still playing the game.

Xu Dashu hesitated for a long time: "I want to know what secret I have to attract that snake spirit, the predecessors of Huangshan have also said before that I am different from ordinary people, is it that I am born with the emperor's destiny and is destined to be extraordinary in my life?" As he spoke, Xu Dashu began to yy.

The head of the right ear canal said lightly: "You think too much, the emperor's life is something that only exists in legends, as for you, your body is indeed different from ordinary people." ”

"Do I have the legendary golden finger? See-through eye? ”

"What do you kid think? You think you have superpowers! The head of the right ear said impatiently: "Your kid has a pair of natural yin and yang eyes, and his body constitution is also relatively special, which is very suitable for cultivating Taoist methods, which is commonly known as the innate Taoist body." ”

"Alas" Xu Dashu was disappointed: "Originally, I was expecting that it was not a particularly awesome talent, but after a long time, it was a pair of eyes that can see ghosts and a body suitable for cultivation, my life of natural hard work!" ”

Hearing Xu Dashu's complaint, the head of the right ear canal said lightly: "You kid be content!" However, your two talents have a strong attraction to ghosts, and they are the best furnace in their eyes, after sucking your essence and blood, they can increase their skills for decades, if you kid doesn't cultivate well, sooner or later it will become a mouthful of food in the mouth of ghosts. ”

Xu Dashu wanted to cry without tears: "There are two time bombs on my body for no reason." ”

Xu Dashu opened the golden bottle of plum boringly, although the old man in the right ear said that he was unreliable, but the book he gave was really good, and everything on it was recorded in detail.

Yin and Yang Eyes: A special function of channeling in Taoism, which can see people in the yang world and people in the underworld, which means that they can see ghosts and other supernatural phenomena that others cannot see. Here are some personal opinions of the old man in the right ear (I personally think it's not very practical, that is, you don't need to smear cow tears every time you want to see a ghost, and attract 100% of the hatred of ghosts, if your skills are not high, open it with caution)

Innate Dao Body: A special physique, with a 50% bonus from cultivating Taoist methods. (Personally, I think this physique is not bad, but the hatred of attracting ghosts is still 100%, and those who are not high in skill need to practice with their lives, otherwise their lives will be worried)

"Your grandma's!" Xu Dashu wanted to cry, he originally felt that his talent was not bad after reading the explanation in the book, but after reading the explanation of the old man in his right ear, Xu Dashu wanted to crash into the wall and die, this Nima himself was completely a ghost attraction.

Woo, don't say anything, Xu Dashu ran to the corner alone and was depressed.

In the next two days, Xu Dashu got up early and went to bed every day, had time to exercise during the day, and carefully reviewed the Taoist tips in the book at night.

On this day, Xu Dashu had just finished the planned intensity workout, and after breakfast, he was guarding the door in the store, when a large express truck stopped at the door outside the house.

"Hello, is anyone here?" The courier guy asked.

Xu Dashu hurriedly walked out of the door: "Hello, may I ask you what's the matter?" ”

"That's right, there is a copy of your express, but the item is relatively large, so we drove it over, and I trouble you to sign for it." The courier brother smiled.

"Express? I haven't bought anything from the Internet! Xu Dashu was very puzzled: "It is estimated that the head of the right ear canal bought it himself." “

Xu Dashu signed the receipt form, and then the courier brother and two people removed a large cardboard box from the car, and then drove away.

Looking at the cardboard box half the size of himself, Xu Dashu was puzzled: "What did the predecessors buy here, it's so big!" ”

At this time, the head of the right ear canal also came out, looked at the box and asked, "Big tree, is this what you bought?" ”

"Huh? Didn't you buy it from your predecessors? ”

"It's not me! I didn't buy anything from the internet. ”

The two of them stared at each other, Xu Dashu looked at the receipt list, the address, the consignee and the phone number were all his own.

The two carried the box inside.

"I'll go, it's so heavy!"

"yes, I don't know what's in there."

Putting the box in the house smoothly, Xu Dashu was about to open it to see what was inside, and thought to himself: "Could it be that my unreliable master bought it for me?" I knew that I had worked hard here for free, so I specially compensated myself. ”

The more Xu Dashu thought about it, the more likely he felt, and Xu Dashu suddenly felt that the old man in Zuoqiu was still quite good.

As the saying goes, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, Xu Dashu just tore the tape on the cardboard box.

“suprise！” There was a crisp scream, plus a man scurrying out of the box.

"Mom!" Xu Dashu was so frightened that he sat on the ground, and the head of his right ear canal was also startled, and hurriedly retreated.

The girl with a ponytail, a pair of big eyes, a delicate little nose, a thin lip with a smile, and a small face like a goose egg is looking at Xu Dashu with a smile on her face, and her hands are also scissorhands.

"Hello senior, my name is Ning Xiangyu!" The girl's crisp voice sounded, it was so good.

"You, hello, my name is Xu Dashu." Xu Dashu, who had only recovered for a long time, stammered.

"So you're the senior of the big tree!" The girl jumped out of the box cutely, trotted in front of Xu Dashu, and pulled Xu Dashu up. Embarrassed: "I originally planned to surprise the senior of the big tree, but it seems that it scared the senior of the big tree." After speaking, he stuck out his tongue, and he was so cute.

"Hehe, it's okay, the way you appeared really surprised me!" Xu Dashu got up and smiled.

"Hee-hee, is the senior of the big tree also surprised?" Ning Xiangyu's eyes widened.

"Eun, surprise, surprise!" Xu Dashu was a little embarrassed, and shouted in his heart: "It's so cute!" Is there a cute flip? ”