Chapter 119 - Might! The god of pretending!

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The ancient night was much darker than the modern one, the sun went down, the moon rose, but the faint moonlight did not illuminate anything at all, and if an ordinary person was in the field at this time, he might only see some rough outlines.

However, for Tang Yuan and Elian, who have their own night vision, it doesn't matter if it's night or not.

"The barbecue is ready, hey...... I brushed four taels of chili peppers on it, super cool, do you want to eat a little to try? ”

"Don't eat, get out."

"Oh good, you keep busy with yours."

Tang Yuan sat at the door of the tent, holding a roast pork knuckle in his hand (stop!). It's not halal! It was sprinkled with chili powder, pepper, cumin, and green onions, and it was roasted directly on the campfire rather than on the grill, so it was not oiled, but even if it was not brushed, the pork knuckle was still dripping with oil beads.

It smells good when you look at it.

Nibbling on roast pork knuckles and a can of beer next to him, Tang Yuan squatted on the top of the hill and looked at Spartan City in the distance.

Because of Kratos' orders, all the Spartans are now in a state of readiness, and even at night, there are dense garrisons standing on the city walls, and the Arbatis above the city gate is personally leading people to stand guard.

"A familiar scene...... Zeus should be coming over soon, right? Tang Yuan muttered to himself.

It didn't take long for a white eagle to fly in the sky, this Zeus is also fun, there is no common sense, even Tang Yuan knows that most birds of prey will not come out to wave at night, but this Zeus has become an eagle shape, and he flew over gracefully.

What's even more interesting is that the Spartans didn't notice the unusually nervous eagle, standing guard on the city wall one by one.

Soon the eagle flew over the city walls and ...... A golden bolt of lightning struck down and struck an empty section of the city wall, which exploded on the spot with a "boom" and became a cloud of rubble.

On a nearby guard tower, the soldier above sounded the alarm without saying a word.

The eagle screamed, and in a burst of thunder, it turned into a giant who stood up to the sky and the earth, who is not Zeus?

I saw that Zeus raised his right hand, and a huge lightning spear appeared in his empty hand, and he found a random place and prepared to throw this lightning bolt out.

And then—

"Thunder! It's raining and you're getting dressed!! ”

There was a voice over his head.

Tang Yuan appeared on top of Zeus's head at some point, and on his shoulder sat Arian Lori.

“……”

For a moment, Zeuston was in place, and the scattered Spartans also stopped, looking at the small figure standing above the head of the huge Zeus over there.

Tang Yuan clicked the cigarette butt from the corner of his mouth a few times, and then spit it at his feet casually, and the cigarette butt with Mars fell on the top of Zeus's head, and a puff of green smoke came out with a "z" sound, and he stretched out his foot and stepped on it, trampling the spark out.

The scene was silent.

Zeus's face darkened at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then he raised his huge right hand and slammed it on his head with a thunderous force......

"Bang-"

That loud bang really hurts to hear.

"Click." There was a strange sound nearby.

Zeus kept his right hand on the top of his head and turned his head to look over...... Tang Yuan didn't know when he appeared on the sentry tower next to him, holding a mobile phone in front of him, taking a selfie with his back to Zeus, and taking a picture of Zeus as well: "Hey, Mom, old man Zeus, your posture is really cute, no wonder you can still mess around with flowers and grass when you are old, when you are young, you rely on your looks, and when you are old, you rely on selling cuteness?" It seems to make a lot of sense......"

"Who are you?"

"Surprised, why do you still ask who Li seems to be? Shame on you. Tang Yuan saved the photo, put the phone in his arms, and posed in a very frustrated pose, "God of pretending, Thorn, come and pretend to be forced!" ”

"The god of pretending? Haven't heard of it. Zeus shook his head and shook his hand, and a bolt of lightning struck at Tang Yuan.

Tang Yuan watched the lightning fly towards him, and stood in place with his hands crossed and his legs spread apart, just like a thin-footed compass in a drawing instrument, facing his face that way.

He also shouted: "Good! Pikachu on the opposite side used 100,000 volts! Elian, just hold back a big move! Give him back!! ”

"Get out."

Arian didn't look at the lightning bolt at all, the corner of her mouth coldly spat out the word "roll", and then the lightning bolt seemed to hit a mirror, made a 180-degree turn, and turned around and flew towards Zeus.

"Crackle-"

Zeus originally thought that this was his own lightning, and the other party didn't know what means he used to bounce back, so he didn't think about defending or dodging at all, and let this lightning hit his chest, as if he was recovering and charging himself, but he didn't expect that the moment he touched this lightning, he suddenly "clicked" in his heart, and a bad premonition emerged.

Sure enough, before he could react, the whole person was like an electrician who had touched high-voltage electricity, and he trembled all over, and then began to dance awkwardly, and all kinds of cute actions were shaken by him, and his body and mind were greatly hurt.

"......" is not good, although this god of pretending to be forced looks like a neurotic in words and deeds, but he has real skills, that thunder and lightning can be hit by himself as a god king, this guy can not only rebound, but also can rebound to strengthen the power of this thunder and lightning, directly causing damage to himself......

This sub-cultivator is at least above the Holy Level! When did such a young saint-level powerhouse suddenly appear again? It seems that this continent is about to change......

Zeus thought so, felt bad, and went ahead with thirty-six plans, and on the spot he dropped the sentence "The gas at home is not turned off", and then accompanied by a burst of thunder, he turned into a white eagle and flew away with a scream.

"......" Tang Yuan looked at Zeus who was about to fly away in the sky, and laughed secretly in his heart that he was worthy of being a man whose heart was eroded by the fear in Pandora's box, this Zeus is now like this, how can he still have the appearance of a god king?

Then, before he could think about whether he should chase after Zeus and beat him up, there was a loud cheer throughout Sparta.

"Huh?" He poked his head out of the watchtower and looked down, and the Spartans of the whole city surrounded him, raising their fists and shouting one by one, if it weren't for their expressions laughing, Tang Yuan thought that they were going to tie themselves up and carry them to the center of the square to sprinkle some salt and burn them on the spot.

[To be continued]

Shorter again......