Chapter 3: Unexpected Joy
"I'll go! What the hell is this? ”
Seeing this scene, Su Jin suddenly couldn't help but scream, but as soon as he said this, the dozen or so weirdos outside who were originally smashing very high suddenly stopped in unison, and then set their eyes on him again. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Seeing that these dozen or so men suddenly stared at him in unison, Su Jin instantly felt like a beautiful woman who was being watched by people without clothes, and he hesitated for a long time before he finally said: "Huh! Hi! Hello! ”
"Eh, little one, what's that thing you're wearing? How did you get swallowed up by this beast? Why aren't you dead yet? ”
Hearing Su Jin's words, the dozen or so men were stunned for a moment, and then a man who was obviously much stronger than everyone else walked out and asked.
"Uh, uncle, of course the clothes I'm wearing are clothes, well, it's the same as your grass skirt, but I'm wearing a little more conservatively, as for me being eaten into my brain by this beast, hehe, in fact, I came in by myself, I've never heard of anything in my brain after eating when I'm so old, eh, except for some parasites or something! In the end, it's why I didn't die, because I came in on my own, and I went out when I wanted to, and of course I couldn't die. ”
Looking at the man who came out of the crowd, Su Jin calmed down and answered honestly one by one.
No way, who makes people have more brothers? In case you don't tell the truth and annoy others, it is estimated that your parents will not recognize them if they are beaten up every minute.
"You went in on your own? Come out if you want to? Aren't you afraid of this beast so big? Why can you just get in and out of its head? Are you a youkai? The man was very puzzled by Su Jin's words, so he was like a curious baby, asking questions one after another.
"Huh! First of all, this thing is not a beast, it's called a van! JAC, is the property of the company and, of course, is now under my control. Also, I'm an ordinary single guy who can't be more ordinary, not a monster! I just heard you say that you smashed my car because you wanted to kill it and bring it back as food, are you very short of food now? ”
Su Jin really didn't want to answer the man's question, but because the other party was really numerous, he had to answer patiently and slowly, and later, he suddenly remembered that a man just now said that he didn't need to hunt for a week, so he asked casually.
"Of course it's missing! There are more than a hundred people in our tribe, and now they are all waiting for us to bring food back, and if we can't hunt the prey today, then everyone will starve tonight. ”
Speaking of everyone starving, the stout man's eyes were filled with tears.
"If it's just food, maybe I can help, but on condition you answer all the questions I ask."
Seeing that the man actually behaved like this when he said this, Su Jin only thought about it for a while and then said tentatively.
"No problem."
After hearing Su Jin say that he could solve the problem of food, the man's face obviously showed a hint of joy, but then, a trace of doubt replaced him, he turned his head to look at the people behind him, and saw that everyone had the same expressions as himself, but after nodding to himself, he no longer hesitated to agree.
"Well, since we have reached a preliminary agreement, in order to show my sincerity, I will distribute the food to everyone first."
After finishing speaking, Su Jin very happily bought the box of five yuan in the co-pilot's seat, there were more than forty bags left, and then there was a simple noodles that were about to expire in the month and threw them directly, and after they carefully verified and found that there was no harm, they also taught them how to eat it.
Twenty minutes later.
"Wow, I've never eaten anything so good, it's even better than tiger meat!"
"I found out that I really lived in vain for so many years, and I didn't realize that there was such delicious food in this world, and I almost bit my tongue off!"
"No, I can't eat such a delicious thing alone, I want to take it back and share it with my wife!"
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With the elimination of a bag of crispy noodles per person, more than a dozen men were completely conquered by this box of expiring delicacy, and even the previous suspicion and vigilance of Su Jin disappeared most of them at once.
"Well, young man, may I ask what this thing we just ate is called? Do you have anything left? You know, there are more than 100 people in our tribe waiting for us to bring food back. ”
Seeing that everyone was praising him, the man who came out to negotiate with Su Jin before finally mustered up the courage to stand up again after hesitating for a moment, but this time his attitude was obviously much more excited than before.
"The one you just ate is called crispy noodles, this thing is a very special high-end product, and people who don't have a special relationship can't get it! If you still want it, I've got some better ones here, more than a hundred servings, and I think I can still get them, but I also paid a lot of money for these things, so if you want them, then I need you to answer my questions truthfully and give me some help. ”
Seeing that the man took the initiative to speak, Su Jin's eyes rolled, and he hurriedly raised his value, although these words were a bit shameless, but they were indeed the truth. You know, generally like this kind of expiring goods, even if the price is reduced, it is only a small part, if you are not familiar with the supermarket people, how can you buy it for just five dollars? Expiration and expiration are two concepts, five dollars a box, and there is no difference between picking up for nothing.
Of course, if you still spend five dollars to buy a certain mage's simply facing the deadline, then you will lose money! You know, the supply price of that thing is only ten yuan! As a reminder, this is the twelve-bag one, and if you buy forty-eight bags at this price, don't doubt it, it must have changed the date!
"No problem, as long as you can let the people of the tribe eat this delicious food, I will agree to your conditions."
Compared with Su Jin, Dahan's thinking was obviously very simple, and after hearing that he could let the people of the tribe eat this delicacy, he agreed without thinking.
When the two parties agree, then the rest is simple. After about an hour, Su Jin finally figured out his situation at the moment.
It turns out that all this is caused by my own dropped mobile phone, and the sudden extra "plane shuttle" application icon before is neither a virus nor a game, but a high-tech thing that can connect other planes and shuttle back and forth between planes.
As for how this application appeared, and what principles were used to achieve all this, he was still completely confused, and the only thing he figured out was that he was no longer on Earth now, but came to a primitive plane called the Barbarian Era, and from now on, every time he arrived at a plane, as long as he could get enough points, then he could open the next plane, and shuttle back and forth between these planes without limit.
As for the other things, because the time is too short, and my authority seems to be insufficient, so I can't know it for the time being.
But even knowing only such a little thing made him ecstatic! What does it mean to be able to travel back and forth to other planes without limit? If you believe in a hundred people, there will be a hundred answers.
Because I took out more than 100 yuan of instant noodles from the car's inventory to share with this person called the Bear and Lion tribe, while getting the news I wanted, I also got everyone's friendship, and more importantly, because of this move, I actually earned all the points to open the next plane!
In addition to being able to freely enter and exit this plane and open the next plane in the future, he also unexpectedly harvested five stones with a surface the size of a fingernail and shiny like glass.
Although he didn't know if the glass-like thing on this stone was the diamond he imagined, in line with the principle of preferring to kill mistakes and not letting go, Su Jin still brought these stones to the car.
Just kidding, it's not always shown on TV, some people in big cities go to a backward village in Africa, find the stones used by the locals and are inlaid with sparkling diamonds, and then just get a few small objects and exchange them for several pieces of cabbage, and then make a fortune by the way!
If this thing is really a diamond, then my instant noodles of more than 100 yuan will be worth it! This profit is like taking medicine and going out of the solar system!
Imagining the beautiful life of luxury cars and villas and beautiful women in the future, Su Jin couldn't stay here for a moment, and after saying goodbye to the tribesmen in a hurry, he hurriedly returned to the earth plane.
"I'm going, it's so fucking exciting! Hahahaha, developed, developed! From now on, Lao Tzu will ascend to the sky in one step! ”
After a blur in front of him, looking at the familiar night outside the window again, Su Jin was so happy that he couldn't wait to jump into the sky! What had just happened was so unreal that if it weren't for the sparkling stones lying quietly in the co-pilot's seat, he would have thought he had had a sweet dream just now.
"Jingle Bell ......"
Just when Su Jin was still immersed in the good luck just now and couldn't come back to his senses, a hurried phone ringing suddenly interrupted his dream of making a fortune, and he didn't get angry when he was in a good mood, so he picked up the phone and sent it to his eyes, but when he saw the caller clearly, his face that even his hair and eyebrows seemed to be smiling suddenly collapsed, and his face was full of bitterness.
"Eh, boss, what do you have to say?"
Looking at the caller named Xiao Lizi displayed on his mobile phone, Su Jin understood that the person looking for trouble was coming.
"Xiao Su, it's almost nine o'clock, why haven't you returned to the warehouse yet? I'm looking at the positioning of your car in the background, and you've already been back! There was a time just now when your positioning suddenly disappeared, where did you go? Let me tell you, you must know how to be grateful, you must not have two hearts! ”
On the phone, the caller who was marked as Xiao Lizi spoke softly, but the voice that made Su Jin want to vomit when he heard it slowly sounded.
"Oh, I don't know what's going on just now, the car suddenly turned off inexplicably, I tinkered for a long time, I don't know where I got it and inexplicably hit, I'm going to the warehouse, it is estimated that it will be there in about ten minutes. What's that, don't talk about the boss, I'm driving, hang up first, otherwise I'll be photographed driving and making a phone call, and I'll deal with the violation. ”
Su Jin had a headache as soon as he heard the other party's voice, and after making a nonsense reason, he hung up the phone without waiting for the other party to speak.
After carefully putting the phone in his pocket, Su Jin went to the car and vacated an empty box to come out, carefully put the five stones in the box, and found a hidden place to hide it when he was about to arrive at the warehouse, and then drove to the warehouse again.