"What's the Finger Man?" A gray figure asked first, and the other imps around him also looked at Zhang Guan suspiciously. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Seeing this situation, Zhang Guan was a little embarrassed, and he didn't know how to explain it for a while.

Zhang Guan didn't explain anything, he took off his shirt directly, revealing the inverted dragon pattern on his body, and suddenly, the surrounding ghosts all showed surprise, and there was a sound of surprise.

"Now I know." Zhang Guan smiled smugly.

The imps looked strange and said, "What is this tattoo for?" ”

"Uh." When Zhang Guan was about to collapse, a little ghost finally recognized this pattern, and said tentatively with some uncertainty: "This seems to be a ghost pattern." ”

Zhang was shocked, nodded with satisfaction, looked at the person who spoke, and said, "This brother has good eyesight!" Tell them what this ghost pattern means. ”

"It's a tattoo under a ghost tattoo." The imp shook his head and explained.

"Huh? What else? Zhang Guan looked expectant, but couldn't help asking.

The little ghost frowned and continued: "I don't know what it's for, anyway, this thing can't be seen by living people, only we can see it." ”

"Damn, why don't you get to the point." Zhang Guan was scolded for a while, and he didn't know how to explain to these little ghosts for a while.

After pondering for a while, the little ghost looked around at the same kind and said, "But the people with this ghost pattern are all supernatural powers, and it should be true that he can help us reincarnate." ”

When the words fell, the surrounding imps fell into deep thought, and Zhang Guan hurriedly stepped forward to hold the talking imps excitedly, and almost shouted comrade.

Zhang Guan looked at the suspicious imps around him, cleared his throat, and said at the right time: "I don't force it, if you believe me, follow me." After speaking, he turned around, strode away without looking back, and walked out of the house, looking heroic, but in fact, he was worried about how many helpers he could pull this time.

couldn't help but look back, and found that there were really five gray figures behind him, among which was the little ghost who spoke to Zhang Guan before. Although the number of people is not large, it should be enough, Zhang Guan nodded with satisfaction and said, "Do you have any way to deal with that evil ghost?" ”

Little ghosts, you look at me, I look at you, they all shook their heads, and at this time, a little ghost seemed to think of something and said, "Are you still a virgin?" ”

When Zhang Guan heard this, his face changed, and he couldn't help but look elsewhere, and responded with some embarrassment: "Yes, what's wrong?" ”

The little ghost then said: "When that ghost is looking for you, you will pee on him, you can definitely scatter him, and you are a yin person, and the skill of the boy to pee must be stronger!" ”

Zhang Guan looked suspicious, and asked with a strange face: "Is this really okay?" ”

"It's better to try than to sit still."

“……”

When he got home, Zhang Guan gave a few little ghosts a task:

"Come, you guard the kitchen window."

"You, you're guarding the balcony."

"You stay in my bedroom and wake me up at the slightest movement."

"You stay in the living room and you're in control."

"As for you, guard the window of the toilet."

After the order, Zhang Guan looked around with some satisfaction, the little ghosts were all in place, so that he didn't worry about the evil ghost god unknowingly killing himself, looking at the pale floating objects at home, Zhang Guan suddenly felt a little strange, and he recruited a few ghosts to guard at home, if his parents knew that there were such a few little ghosts around him......

There was nothing to do all night, and when it was almost early in the morning, Zhang Guan turned off the lights, yawned, looked at the little ghost No. 3 who was guarding his room, nodded slightly, and lay down to sleep.

I don't know what time it is in the middle of the night, Zhang Guan was confused, and he opened his eyes a little weirdly, only to see a figure with a disheveled hair standing beside his bed, staring at himself with two eyes, suddenly, Zhang Guan let out a low sigh, got up suddenly, and when he saw that this figure was the third ghost, he couldn't help but scold: "Damn, you want to scare me to death?" ”

"Huh? I'm looking at you. ”

"I'll let you watch the movement, so that the demon doesn't do anything to me while I'm sleeping, not at me." Zhang Guan explained helplessly, and Little Ghost No. 3 nodded thoughtfully.

Zhang Guan was frightened awake, and by the way, he took a few pieces of paper to the toilet to vent feces, entered the toilet, and saw the little ghost No. 5 guarding the toilet, nodded slightly, and sat directly on the toilet without concern and began to vent.

In the afterglow, it seemed that he saw that the little ghost No. 5 was trembling, Zhang Guan turned his head to look at it with some confusion, only to see that the little ghost No. 5 had a hideous face, his eyes were a little red, and his whole body was trembling, so frightened that Zhang Guan Chrysanthemum tightened, and couldn't help asking, "Brother, what's wrong with you?" Are you going to transform? ”

Little Ghost Five twitched the corners of his mouth and said intermittently, "You... You, you, pull... The stinks......"

"......" Zhang Guan also twitched the corners of his mouth, and said with some embarrassment: "Then you go out first." He muttered in his heart: "Could it be that the little ghosts have a more sensitive sense of smell than humans?" How did it stink like that? It's weird. ”

After quickly solving the big problem, I wiped my butt and flushed the toilet with my hand, the toilet gurgled and whispered, but this time it seemed that something was wrong, and it usually stopped in two seconds, and it has been gurgling today.

Zhang Guan stepped forward with some doubts, and was surprised to find that a dry hand stretched out from the toilet, looking at its trembling appearance, as if struggling to get out, Zhang Guan touched his buttocks with palpitations and muttered: "Damn, it's almost Wanju is not guaranteed." "I wonder in my heart, can a person drill out of such a small hole in the toilet? Unless the bones are all shattered, no! Didn't that Teacher Yang just jump off the building, the bones should all be broken, could this be Teacher Yang?!

Before Zhang Guan could figure it out, the mutation was startled, and the dry hand that had been struggling without any movement suddenly jumped out, and a twisted body was attached to it, jumping out of the toilet directly, and rushed towards Zhang Guan at a very fast speed.

After Zhang Guan let out a low cry, he dodged to the side, and he could have escaped the violent attack of the tiger descending the mountain, staring at the disgusting thing in front of him that was distorted and deformed, and half of his head was missing, Zhang Guan glanced out of the door and shouted: "Little ghost one to five, come and rescue!" ”

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Guan tripped over something that was suspected of being Teacher Yang, and the "suspected Teacher Yang" pressed up, and his dry hand clamped the back of Zhang Guan's neck, and the strength was so great that he lifted Zhang Guan up directly like a chicken.

Then, he pressed Zhang Guan's head hard into the toilet, as if he wanted to drown Zhang Guan, only the sound of gurgling water was left in his ears, Zhang Guan felt that he was about to suffocate, and the only thought in his heart at the moment was that he had flushed the toilet just now.

Suddenly, feeling that his hands were loosened, Zhang Guan hurriedly climbed to the side, wiped his face indiscriminately, and looked at the field, it turned out that it was the little ghosts who came to save him, watching the five little ghosts clamp the limbs and head of the 'suspected Teacher Yang' respectively, Zhang Guan exhaled lightly.

"What are you stunned about? Pee him! A little imp blushed and screamed, looking at their appearance as if it would not last long.

Zhang Guan hurriedly got up, unbuttoned his pants, and said with some hesitation: "Isn't it bad to pee on you?" ”

The little ghost replied angrily: "Can't you shoot on point?" ”

Zhang Guan's face twitched, and he didn't dare to take out his second brother and aim at the 'suspected Teacher Yang', however, a few seconds passed, and there was no movement.

Zhang Guan said with a bitter face: "I went to the toilet just now, and now I don't pee." ”

"Damn, didn't you drink a lot just now?" Another imp scolded.

When the words fell, Zhang Guan looked at the toilet bowl next to him that splashed a lot of water, feeling a surge in his stomach, a little nauseous, and the other little ghosts all blushed and held back their laughter.