There was a lot of mourning on the ground, and Yamamoto Kazuoka regretted it a little, he should not have angered him if he knew that this wild boar was so powerful. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 In the sight of info, the subordinates he brought were either broken arms or kicked legs without exception, this fierce wild boar, his hands were black.

Li Bai staggered and walked towards Yamamoto Yigang, and unconsciously emitted a deep banditry on his body, that kind of bandit spirit was arrogant and uninhibited, which was a signal to Yamamoto Yigang: Ya, I angered Grandpa Bai, and I will let you shed your skin if you don't die today.

Cold sweat came out of Yamamoto Kazuoka's forehead, and if he didn't summon the god, he would only be beaten, and he was destined to be meat on the chopping board, and he couldn't struggle. His eyes flickered, and his face changed one after another, from the initial flush of anger to the complete paleness of horror.

The changes in Yamamoto Ichioka from his eyes to his muscles fell in Chu Xiaoqian's eyes, she shook her head gently, this dwarf winter melon in front of her did not have much integrity at first glance, and in the wartime, he was definitely the No. 1 surrenderer.

Quietly despised Yamamoto Kazuoka, Chu Xiaoqian pretended to be courageous, and her voice trembled slightly. She stepped in front of Yamamoto Kazuoka, and let out a fierce roar: "You...... Don't come, don't ...... I want to hurt Brother Peng, otherwise I won't play with you, I will hate you for the rest of my life, and even if I die, I can't be good with you. ”

"Why don't you stop him quickly, grandpa will come back at night, knowing that Brother Peng was beaten in our Chu family, can you still keep your job?"

"This ......" Everyone looked at each other, how many catties and taels did they have, they must have a clear door, and they went up to stop Mr. Chu from hand-picking his son-in-law? I was beaten, and I don't have a place to cry.

"Miss, we are his opponents there, and he is a guest of Mr. Chu, I hope you will understand, Mr. Chu and the old man, none of us can afford to offend." The leading man in the Chu family's bodyguards made a sad face and played an emotional card, saying that it was not that we did not listen to the arrangement of the eldest lady, but that we were strong in heart and insufficient.

"Stop, if you dare to come over and do something, I'll call the police." Chu Xiaoqian pretended to raise the phone in her hand, but her body couldn't help but take a step back, and her buttocks happened to stick to Yamamoto Kazuoka's body.

"Ouch, Grandma, aren't you adding fuel to the fire? Do you want to help me, or do you want to hurt me? Yamamoto Kazuoka wailed in his heart, and there was a half-hearted heart.

"Dear drop, you get out of the way, I want to teach this shameless winter melon a lesson, and he actually came to stir up our feelings." Li Bai stood still in front of Chu Xiaoqian, glanced at Yamamoto Kazuoka very much, and said, "Little man, if you have a kind of thing, and there is a handle below, get out by yourself, don't force me to be rough." ”

Li Bai raised his fist, looking already impatient.

"Brother Peng, what are you doing, don't go out! I can protect you. Chu Xiaoqian grabbed Yamamoto Kazuoka's wrist and shouted anxiously.

"Loosen up, don't Brother Peng, Brother Peng's call, are we familiar with it? It's called so affectionate, if Brother Li misunderstands what is wrong between us, wouldn't it ruin the relationship between our two brothers? Yamamoto Kazuoka didn't squint, shook off Chu Xiaoqian's little hand, showed a flattering smile on his face, took out a cigarette, and offered it to Li Bai with both hands.

The bodyguards of the Chu family were stunned, this is the one played? There should also be a lower limit for the thickness of the face, this is beyond the category of the thick face, it is purely shameless. Li Bai was very calm, while Chu Xiaoqian covered her little face with both hands, and her eyes showed surprise in disbelief.

"I didn't expect you to be such a person, in vain I fell in love with you at first sight, get out of me, I don't want to see either of you."

The body ninja lying on the ground also showed a very shameful face, and they were embarrassed to continue to wail, although they also knew Yamamoto Kazuoka's current embarrassment, but they couldn't understand Yamamoto Kazuoka's behavior, at most they were repaired, and next time they took advantage of the man's loneliness, he summoned Shishen to kill the man, isn't the shame returned to the other party today, why wagging his tail and begging?

Li Bai did not take Yamamoto Kazuoka's cigarette, but showed a humiliated expression on his face, he slapped Yamamoto Kazuoka in the face, and said, "Don't fart, you also cooperate with me to call me a brother?" You're so disgusting that Lao Tzu, let's talk about today's matter? ”

Yamamoto Kazuoka didn't seem to feel the pain on his face, but instead piled up a smiling face and said, "Brother Li's lesson is that with a clown like me, how can I be qualified to be your brother, today's thing is that the little brother is wrong, how about you treat me as a fart?" How to compensate, the little brother will never say half a word. ”

Li Bai raised his hand, slapped it again, and said, "You fart, are you qualified to be my fart for me to excrete?" Lao Tzu is just unhappy today, you dare to fight with me for a woman, you have a long life, Lao Tzu can fulfill you at any time. “

"Then what can I do, Miss Chu is my sister-in-law, how dare I hit her attention." Yamamoto Kazuoka tried hard to suppress the anger in his heart, and was slapped in the face again and again, this kind of shame has to grit his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, which is unacceptable to anyone.

"Even if you kid has vision, Chu Xiaoqian is destined to be my woman, I love to hear this sister-in-law." After speaking, Li Bai slapped him again and said, "Lao Tzu is in a good mood today, this 'fire ear feces' should be regarded as a reward for you!" ”

"Don't compensate Lao Tzu, will a man as good as Lao Tzu lack anything? Get down on your knees, shout three times I'm a toad, and you're ready to go. ”

Yamamoto Kazuoka was stunned, no matter what he said, he would suffer, but fortunately, when he heard Li Bai's next sentence, the anger he had just raised subsided again, and he said in his heart: "Anyway, he has become a dead man, and now the shame of Lao Tzu will be doubled." ”

"Why aren't you happy?" After speaking, Li Bai raised his hand again, looking at the posture, he was a little addicted to slapping people.

Clinker, Yamamoto Kazuoka slammed his knees on the ground and shouted loudly: "I'm a toad, I'm a toad, I'm a toad......"

"Brother Li, can I get out?" Kazuoka Yamamoto didn't get up, but asked cautiously.

"Get out, Lao Tzu still has to fall in love with Xiaoqian, and I don't have much spare time to take care of you."

Yamamoto Kazuoka's disguised broad boy walked away, leaving a shattered festival. Chu Xiaoqian puffed out her cheeks, hated Li Bai, and also walked into the Chu mansion. And Li Bai was not polite, and directly drove in a temporary rough BMW, and the bodyguards looked at each other, but did not stop them. This lord has too much temper and let him do it, everything will be said when Master Chu comes back at night.

Chu Xiaoqian walked into the room without looking back, of course Li Bai followed up brazenly, and several bodyguards also followed behind the two, for fear that Li Bai would make some amazing moves.

"You get me out."

As soon as the two entered the door, there was a fierce quarrel, and of course Li Bai did not go out, but closed the door casually. His eyes quickly wandered around Chu Xiaoqian's room, and kept rummaging through the cabinets, and Chu Xiaoqian was very cooperative and yelled in horror: "You scoundrel, what are you doing, I warn you not to rummage through the wardrobe, and my underwear that I put down, please get out." ”

"Dear Di, you really make me sad like this."

The sound of the two arguing spread outside the house, causing the bodyguards outside to be highly vigilant. One of them asked, "Chief, this strange aunt won't do anything out of the ordinary." ”

"Probably not, unless he's a brain-dead." The other replied, in a tone that was very uncertain.

In the house, Li Bai made an OK gesture to Chu Xiaoqian and whispered, "It's safe, there are no bugs and cameras in the house." ”

"Could it be pinhole?" Chu Xiaoqian's face was very worried, and then she deliberately yelled: "Li Bai, why do you bastard read my private diary." ”

"Don't worry, as a former top mercenary, playing reconnaissance and eavesdropping, I am definitely an ancestor-level figure, you put away these things, you have to use them at night, I wrote the method on paper, it's very simple to understand at a glance, don't forget, uniform!"

Li Bai said as he took out a few items from his pocket and handed them to Chu Xiaoqian, and waited for Chu Xiaoqian to put them away before he shouted, "Look what's wrong with your diary?" Your body is mine, what's wrong with a look? Come over to me, let my brother take care of you. ”

"You rascal, let me go, help......"

"Not good!" The bodyguards outside heard the shouts in the house, and couldn't help but feel excited, that deflated three was really not a good bird, and he was too anxious. The bodyguard took out the prepared key, opened the door and rushed in directly, only to see that Li Bai had already forcibly put Chu Xiaoqian in his arms, and his mouth was sticking to Chu Xiaoqian's face.

"Mr. Li Bai, please respect yourself, otherwise don't blame us for being polite." The bodyguard could press the button on the electric baton, and immediately a piercing electric explosion sounded in the air.

"It's really boring, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and before it started, you lost all of Yaxing. Brother should go to the beach for a walk, maybe there are a lot of turbulent waves there, let me appreciate it! ”

Li Bai was very foreign, snorted lightly, and walked away.

"Miss, if we don't tell Mr. Chu, we can't let that color embryo take advantage of you anymore." A bodyguard cautiously said that he kindly pointed out a way for Miss Chu, but unexpectedly, the horse's fart slapped on the horse's hooves.

"You know what? Get out, get out of here, I don't need you to take care of anything, and you're not a good thing. Chu Xiaoqian cried and fell into tears, and several bodyguards didn't dare to go back and slipped out of the room.

Li Bai did not go far, but opened a suite in a four-star hotel near the old house of the Chu family, took a bath, Li Bai talked to Hao Jingyu once, and the climax of the routine was at night.

After lunch, Chu Xiaoqian slept directly until the evening, and after getting up, she dressed up carefully before walking to the hall, no accident The imposter should be back. Along the way, she was thinking about the items Li Bai left for her. Li Bai didn't have many things left, only four, all of which were medicinal powders, drugs, hallucinogens, crisp numbness, and antidotes.

Drug, the effect is very powerful, according to the remarks left by Li Bai, there is a TV series called Xue Rengui in Huaxia, there is a kind of wine called Thousand Days Drunk, which can make people drunk for a thousand days without waking up, although this drug is not so exaggerated, but it can still make people sleep for a week, and when you wake up, you will lose all your memories in the first three hours of coma.

Hallucinogens can make people hallucinate, not only visually, but also auditory, at this time, hypnotism will be successful, and what you want the hallucinogen to do, he will do what he says, the most important thing is that the onset time of the drug is very short!

After taking it for three minutes, even if you have infinite strength, you will lose your strength. The antidote is a red sugar pill, according to Li Bai's words, when a girl eats, it is normal to eat a piece of sugar, there will be no suspicion, and a big man will be embarrassed to grab candy with a girl?

Unconsciously, Chu Xiaoqian arrived in the hall, the servants had already been dismissed, only Old Man Chu sat in the hall, and only a few light side dishes and two bowls of millet porridge were placed on the dining table.

"How is Qian girl getting along with Xiaopeng today?" Yamamoto Kazuoka asked knowingly, he wanted to find out Chu Xiaoqian's tone, the identity of Old Man Chu made him a little fettered, and he couldn't overlord the bow, so he came up with a roundabout way and made a so-called surprise.

"Grandpa, can you not mention this stubble? The people you introduced are too inferior, and they have no backbone at all, isn't this a joke for Li Bai? You don't even know how arrogant that bastard is today. Chu Xiaoqian pursed her small mouth, and the chopsticks stirred in the bowl carelessly, where did she have the intention of eating, and her eyes fell directly on the old man Chu.

"Hey, that kid is not bad in nature, but he is a little cowardly, so you can try to get along with him for a while, Li Bai, grandpa will personally settle it for you." Xiaotian, that dog thing, how does his eyes see people, and he actually introduced a bastard to his daughter. I'll ask him to quit this business for you right away. Kazuoka Yamamoto had already figured out the phone and was about to dial it.

"Grandpa don't, I don't want you and Daddy to quarrel over my business." Chu Xiaoqian immediately stopped it and irrefuted the way the counterfeit was handled.

"In this way, you send a text message to Li Bai tomorrow, make an appointment with a place for him to wait for you, and grandpa will go to meet him in person for a while. I'd like to see if that bastard can run away if he bullied my granddaughter, huh...... It's quite smart, I left the Chu Mansion at noon, otherwise I would have him walk in and go out sideways now. Old Man Chu said angrily, but his eyes always fell inadvertently on Chu Xiaoqian's snow-white career line.

"Xiaopeng's kid, think about it again, think about it, my grandfather and I are friends in the world, I heard the bodyguard say that Li Bai is very powerful, and it is normal for him to be timid, after all, Han Xin was also humiliated by his crotch. Isn't it a generation of celebrities in the end? ”

With a snap, Chu Xiaoqian angrily threw the rice porridge on the ground, and said angrily: "Grandpa, I told you not to mention that person, I hate him!" A man has no blood, if he had half the demeanor of his grandfather when he was young, I would really agree to have a relationship with him, but I didn't expect him to be a silver-like wax gun head, which is useless. ”

"As far as he is concerned, he is also worthy of being compared with Han Xin, the founder of the Western Han Dynasty? Grandpa, why don't you understand your granddaughter's mind! “

When she spoke, Chu Xiaoqian had already walked in front of the impostor, she propped her hands on the table, leaned her head next to Yamamoto Kazuoka's ear, and whispered: "Grandpa, come to my room at ten o'clock tonight, and my granddaughter has prepared a surprise for you." ”

"Good...... Good...... Okay......" Yamamoto Kazuoka applauded three times in a row, and his hand was naturally placed on Chu Xiaoqian's hand, his breathing was a little heavy, because Chu Xiaoqian's career line was facing his eyes.

"I knew that grandpa didn't hurt you in vain, grandpa came over on time at ten o'clock to see what gifts my good granddaughter had prepared for me." Looking at Chu Xiaoqian's gradually disappearing back, Yamamoto Kazuoka secretly scolded, "Little-wave-hoof-son, I didn't see it, you actually fell in love with your grandfather, it's such a heavy taste, but I like it very much, I like it very much." ”

As a veteran of flowers, Yamamoto Kazuoka can certainly hear Chu Xiaoqian's hints twice: Tut-tut, it seems that I have to prepare a good camera, and when the task is completed, I will return to the country of cherry blossoms, and tonight's wonderful fight with the "own granddaughter" will occupy the top of the AV list of cherry blossoms.

Hand-to-hand combat between men and women is itself a kind of primitive art, a primitive art that refutes ethics, and it is the quintessence of performance art!