Chapter Eighty-Eight-Chairman, You Died Miserably

The next thing went very well, Tang Yuan casually found a jewelry store to sell some gold to get some cash, and then found a computer city to get a notebook, and a wireless network card, and then handed over the computer to Lin Xiaoyu, and the two ran to the suburbs - after all, the next thing was a bit of a death, invading the national archives or something...... It's better to find a place with fewer people. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Lin Xiaoyu sat down against a tree, opened the laptop skillfully booted, opened the browser, and then began to "crackle" on the keyboard with both hands...... It looked as if the computer in his hand had been used for a long time, and there was no unfamiliar feeling at all, Tang Yuan immediately felt inferior when he saw her like this - he had to adapt to it for a long time even if he changed the keyboard casually, and he often typed wrong when he didn't get used to it.

After a while, Lin Xiaoyu clapped her hands: "Okay, I found the ID materials and specifications of Huaxia in this world, you wait a minute." Then she took out a bunch of small parts, "clicked" a few times to put together a small machine, pressed a button on it, and the small machine "rattle" and spit out two small cards.

She gave one of the small cards to Tang Yuan, Tang Yuan took it and looked at it, it was an ID card, but the style was not the same as her original world, it said "Golden Dragon Democratic Republic", and a golden five-clawed golden dragon looked a little dazzling...... Next to it are his own photos and basic information.

"Golden Dragon Country...... I seem to think of a salted fish named Qin Hua......" Tang Yuan looked up at the sky and was speechless for a while, "I don't know how Qin Hua and Niyi are doing?" ”

"You save it, it's already the author's black history......" Lin Xiaoyu handed her ID card to Tang Yuan, "Look, my photos have been used for beauty!" Isn't it cute? ”

"Finished adding your identity profile?" Tang Yuan didn't answer her question, but asked, "Haven't been discovered?" ”

Lin Xiaoyu nodded: "Absolutely not discovered, if you are discovered, I will show you a pole dance!" ”

"Forget it, you have no breasts or no ass, you look like a piece of soap...... I didn't even bend down to pick it up. Tang Yuan patted her head, reached out and tapped on the notebook, "Continue to check and see what the pattern of our country looks like at this time." ”

"I've checked it too." Lin Xiaoyu pointed to the big word "giant search" on the screen, "This is the existence similar to Baidu in this world, and there are also encyclopedias, I just checked, the Golden Dragon Kingdom was in an absolutely neutral state when the three camps of the United States, Japan and the Soviet Union were fighting each other, so it looked so peaceful...... It seems that they have signed non-aggression treaties with three countries respectively, and then ...... This may be a bit of a death story to say, but the state system of the Golden Dragon Kingdom is actually ...... The parliamentary system, as for the Sickle Hammer Party and the Blue Sky White Sun Party, although they are both legal parties, they do not participate in politics...... Damn, I feel like I'm almost done with this book. ”

"Parliament...... What the hell are you kidding me? Tang Yuan had a black question mark on his face.

"I'm serious, well, in the news a while ago, the speaker of the parliament personally met with the leaders of Pakistan and Railway...... The words of the speaker of the parliament are equivalent to the supreme leader of the country, and by the way, Pakistan is really a good friend for ten thousand years. Lin Xiaoyu opened a web page, and the picture on it was a picture of two middle-aged people shaking hands cordially.

"I feel like my three views are about to be ruined...... In other words, Einstein was killed by Chadanko, which led to the fact that World War II did not happen, so ...... How did this Golden Dragon Kingdom develop like this? How did even the parliamentary system pop up? ”

Tang Yuan said that he couldn't accept it for a while, so he picked up a cigarette and took a puff, only to find that he had turned the cigarette upside down, and a mouthful of plastic smelled.

"This starts with Jiang Da's bald head being assassinated by the remnants of the Manchu Qing Dynasty...... Do you want to listen? Lin Xiaoyu looked at the computer screen and said lightly, "I don't feel that it matters, it doesn't matter what happens to me, it doesn't matter to me, but your words ...... I guess it will feel very light. ”

"No, no, no, don't talk about it, I already felt faint when I heard the word 'Manchu'......" Tang Yuan shook his head, touched the cigarette from his arms, but took out a lighter to hold in his mouth without knowing it, and then took out another lighter, and the "bang" exploded his mouth numb, "Damn, Lao Tzu won't smoke!" ”

"Forget it...... Now what? The Golden Dragon Kingdom is too peaceful, it seems that this war has nothing to do with our Great Huaxia...... Although it was indeed suppressed by various countries in the early days, after the parliament came out and announced the re-establishment of the country, the diplomacy was much stronger, and now it is roughly a developed country, so it is qualified to sign non-aggression pacts with the three camps of red, yellow and blue. Lin Xiaoyu closed the notebook, put it in the ring, then took out a cigar from his arms, lit it in his mouth, took a few puffs, and handed it to Tang Yuan.

"Since it's too peaceful, then we don't need to push the Huaxia of this world into the fire pit, after all, the history of the Golden Dragon Kingdom in this world is really as beautiful as a fairy tale to us...... Although Chairman Jiang was shot while lying down, it was none of my business. Tang Yuan took a few steps forward with a cigar in his mouth, and tore open a huge crack, "Go, these three camps didn't intend to surrender from the beginning, so I decided to ......"

"What have you decided to do?"

"Help the Soviet Union...... Although they have done a lot of bad things to our Golden Dragon Kingdom, they have also been good to us...... I am confident that under my pressure they will always be so good to the Golden Dragon Kingdom...... In that case, why don't we help the USSR? I love the red ones! Tang Yuan said and lifted Lin Xiaoyu and walked into the crack, "Where did you get this cigar?" A minty flavor. ”

"I rolled it myself...... How about adding some mint leaf chopping? The cigar rolled out of my wife's thigh. ”

"The mint flavor is a failure, you honestly don't add anything else next time, and...... Who are you wife? ”

"Cut."

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So Lin Xiaoyu is really versatile, proficient in mechanics, electronics, programming, hacking technology, and can roll cigars, and now she has shown her hand in front of Tang Yuan - this girl is actually proficient in Russian!

Although Tang Yuan said that his main god still retains the translation function, and his teammates can also enjoy the effect of the main god (Liugu Yuluo ran around with him without encountering communication barriers), but when Lin Xiaoyu casually made a tractor, and then spray-painted a big "St. Yuri" (святой-юрий) on it, Tang Yuan knew that this girl actually knew Russian.

But even though she yelled long live Yuri, she named a tractor Yuri, and she didn't know how she was a fan, and if Yuri's bald head was seen by the spirit of the sky, he wouldn't have to vomit blood and sit up from the coffin - oh forgot to say, there was no Yuri in this world, and the big bald head never appeared at all.

Why did Lin Xiaoyu make a tractor?

Because Tang Yuan took her to find Makarov, that is, Colonel Vladimir Makarov, who has the same name as Makarov in Call of Duty...... No, he is now a major general, and I don't know how many victories Xiao Ma fought while Tang Yuan was away, this rank was completely piled up with human lives.

And then...... When Tang Yuan found Makarov, he happened to be sitting on the MCV and preparing to move the command post to the front line - he had already pushed the front all the way to Osaka, that is to say, the Rising Sun Empire had been defeated by the Soviet Union for nearly half of its homeland!

It's just brutal!!

That's the problem...... MCV went well, and suddenly broke down...... Because it is a giant vehicle, the tanks present are not able to tow this car at all, even the Apocalypse Tank feels a little unbearable, the sappers ran over to check it, and the report said that the engine burned out, and if you want to replace parts, you may have to wait for the logistics department to send a new engine, and it may take a day to go back and forth, but in the Red Alert worldview, MCV is a very important unit - the construction plant! There is no construction factory, you tell me how to fight!? How important the time of day is for fighting a war!! So Makarov was furious, and asked the commander why he didn't bring a spare engine with him, and the commander trembled and said that he had forgotten......

This is good, when Tang Yuan took Lin Xiaoyu out of a small corner, he happened to see the MCV parked on the side of the road, not far away Brother Xiao Ma was counting something there with his hands behind his back, and there was an unlucky child dressed as a car commander doing push-ups there in front of him.

"One thousand three hundred and sixty-eight, one thousand three hundred and sixty-nine, one thousand three hundred and seventy...... Go on! If you can't do 2,000, don't be a party member! Little Pony roared domineeringly as he took a cigar in his mouth.

Tang Yuan was amused when he saw this, and he didn't know how this kid had offended Makarov, so he stepped forward - and was pointed at gunpoint by a group of soldiers.

That's right, it's in the camp, why did someone suddenly break through the barriers and appear here? It's definitely a spy sent by the enemy! Either way, it's right to catch it first.

"Yo, Brother Xiaoma, you are such a big official...... Why don't you remember me after not seeing you for so long? Tang Yuan smiled and raised his hands and shouted at Makarov, who was not far away.

As soon as Makarov turned around, he saw that it was Tang Yuan, although he didn't understand why this guy suddenly appeared in the camp, but he still waved his hand to ask the soldiers to put away their guns and walked up to Tang Yuan, "Comrade Tang Yuan?" How did you end up here? ”

"Isn't this a surprise for you, as a mercenary, if I don't even have this bit of penetration, how can I be embarrassed to rely on this job bowl to eat?" Tang Yuan smiled and patted Makarov's shoulder, "What's wrong with you?" I watched along the road as you came over to block and kill the Buddha, and the Buddha blocked and killed the gods, why did you suddenly stop here and not move? ”

Makarov sighed and told him what had happened.

When Tang Yuan heard it, oh, it turned out that MCV broke down, so he clapped his hands: "This is simple, let me introduce you, this little girl is my partner, although she is not a party member, she is extremely disgusted with capitalism, she is a neutral friend, she came out of Lanxiang, proficient in auto repair, maybe she can help you repair MCV......"

"Uh, this...... I'm sorry, Comrade Tang Yuan, but there are confidentiality regulations on it...... In fact, these things cannot be repaired by outsiders...... I'm sorry, but I can't help it. Makarov shook his head with a grimace.

"It's okay, this is simple, it doesn't matter if you don't fix it, there are other ways, let's just find something to drag the MCV away......" Tang Yuan touched Lin Xiaoyu's head, "Xiaoyu, come, show them a hand." ”

Lin Xiaoyu nodded with a smile, and then regardless of the shocking eyes of the people around him, he found a large pile of steel and parts out of thin air, and made a large tractor with a few "bangs......

So along the way, Makarov sat on the tractor, and he was still asking Tang Yuan repeatedly: "Aren't you really playing tricks?" Such a large tractor was made out of thin air...... And even the materials appear out of thin air...... I may be hallucinating. ”

"It's okay, it's true...... In fact, we are looking for you this time just to ask you to take me to meet Chadanko after the war on your side is over, I have something to talk to him. Tang Yuan sat in the passenger seat, looked at Lin Xiaoyu next to him skillfully driving the tractor, and showed a slightly faint smile, "This is high-tech, you may not believe it, but this partner and I once met a crashed alien spaceship, and got a lot of technology mastered by aliens from it, including the space folding technology that is convenient for storing items...... Do you see the ring on my hand? You can fit a whole battleship in it, are you afraid? ”

"Good ...... I guess you're looking for our prime minister to talk to him about selling these technologies, right? I advise you to be careful when the time comes, the Prime Minister is a bit insidious. Makarov whispered to him, "Maybe he will do you a bad hand if he sees you alone...... Don't ask me how I know, if I don't even have the ability to look at people, I don't want to be this general...... I advise you to think clearly about what to do when the time comes, and don't be impulsive, I know that these things can definitely be sold for a good price, but it is useless for me to take these things, so you can talk to me safely now...... In Chadanko's case, that's different. ”

Yo, it seems that this little brother Ma is really a good person, Tang Yuan smiled, nodded and said that he understood, so he stopped talking to him about these things, and instead chatted about the world.

The Saint-Yuri tractor dragged the broken down MCV and followed the large force to the front.

[To be continued]