Chapter 282: Let's play some pranks
followed Mo Qianhua to the head of the village, and saw a cloud and mist around him. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
If it weren't for the crowding, I thought it was the toxic gas released from someone's barbecue. But it's pretty much the same.
"Ahem, this is incense? Why are you so rushed! "I covered my nose and looked at the smell of incense all over the sky, I really couldn't stand here with everyone at this moment, such a big smell, are you really not afraid of poisoning?
"Hmm, isn't there no way to do it, my grandma said, this is the necessary rhythm of the practice, this smell is the most disliked by the ghosts in the mountains, so this is regarded as driving them away." Mo Qianhua also spoke to me with his nose open, and his voice was so angry that he couldn't hear it clearly.
It's just that I have some unwarranted disgust for this practice, and it's not to drive away any snakes, insects, rats and ants, just using aromatherapy can really drive away those things, not to mention whether Xiao Lingzi can smell this fragrance. For goblins, incense is a delicious meal, and not attracting those things is already the best outcome.
Thinking of this, my brows also wrinkled consciously, and when I looked at the place surrounded by everyone, I got up and walked.
"Alas! I said let's not go in, it's even more choking, and the smell is so uncomfortable. When the time comes, I thought I could join in the fun, but I can't see anything...... Ay? You wait for me. β
I didn't pay attention to Mo Qianhua's complaining tone, and went straight into the crowd.
Fortunately, Mo Qianhua caused a lot of movement just now, and his voice was also loud, although I really can't understand why such a quiet and obedient kid when he was a child could become such a trembling old mother.
"Strange, let me remind you, the person you are talking about is not, but yourself, like a little girl, usually we go down to the river and climb the mountain together, but you look at us in a proper manner, and never participate." Mo Qianhua patted me on the shoulder and said to me seriously.
Whenever I get here, I always want to smack myself in a big mouth, making your mouth cheap, why can't I hide it?
It's just that I didn't want to refute the truth when Mo Qianhua pierced the truth, so I said flatly: "Mo Qianhua, you took the cucumber of Huang Ergou's family at the age of five, stole the clothes of Wang Yu who bathed in the river at the age of seven, and you were in the crack of the door at the age of thirteen!" "My mouth was covered by Mo Qianhua, and I was almost embarrassed by this guy.
"Shhhh Good brother, I was wrong, I was wrong! How did I make such a guy like you, it looks so boring, it turns out to be a black-hearted master! Mo Qianhua gritted his teeth at me in a low voice. In my heart, I hope that he will quickly put the hand on my mouth down, and he is about to suffocate you blind bear!
"Oops!" I only heard Mo Qianhua scream in pain, and the obstacle on my mouth was lifted, and I wiped my mouth a few times, and I looked at Mo Qianhua covering his hand. There was a deep paw print on the back of the hand. Blood is oozing out.
"Where the hell did you come from? This is a ruthless move! Mo Qianhua frowned and looked at his hand, casually smearing the blood on it, and there was a grinning pain.
"Picked it up." Looking at Mo Qianhua's appearance, I felt a little better in my heart, and said lightly.
"Holy! Could there be some rabies? Mo Qianhua's eyes widened. Look at me with deep calculation.
I glanced at him, knowing what he meant, opened my mouth, and said very naturally: "You took the cucumber of Huang Ergou's family at the age of five, and stole the ...... in the river at the age of seven."
"Gotta get it! My brother, I'm afraid of you! Mo Qianhua immediately disarmed and surrendered, begging me for mercy again and again.
I triumphantly hooked the corners of my mouth and scratched my chin to show my gratitude, but the latter unexpectedly did not shake off my hand, but obediently let me scratch it. Good girl! Really gave me a long face!
While the two of us were talking, we had already squeezed to the front. Mo Qianhua, this kid is tall and big, but he is a good shield.
We squeezed to the front, and the first thing we saw was a long wooden table, covered with a layer of red cloth, not only that, but on top of it, there was a small incense burner, but what made people feel terrifying was that on which small incense burner, there were three incense sticks that were half a foot high! No wonder it's so smoky, it looks like this.
I looked at the three incense sticks, which were obviously a little crumbling, and tried to resist the urge to take them down.
"The spirit of the sky, the spirit of the earth, the gods of the land come to manifest the spirit, do not break the temple if you don't break the week, and touch the clouds in the middle of the sky." A middle-aged man in a black robe, who kept saying these words in his mouth, and held a wooden sword in his hand, did he make a few gestures at the three giant incense sticks.
...... "I really don't know how to describe this situation like a liar. Mo Qianhua on the side was obviously a little unbearable, pursed his lips, and muttered, "It's really boring." β
"What are you talking about, little rabbit! This Li Daxian is the most famous in the neighboring village, looking at the incense and feng shui, it is all first-class. Not to mention that this is also a lot of money to invite, this is also for the good of our village. Don't talk nonsense. An aunt beside her said to Mo Qianhua's painstaking education.
They are a group of people who have stayed in the village all their lives, and they don't know much about this matter, but they only know it in general, so it is easy to be frightened by these things, and let some profitable people take advantage of it.
"Okay, auntie, I know." Mo Qianhua dealt with this woman perfunctorily a few words, and then rolled her eyes at me, looking very disapproving, I also knew what he meant, it was worth holding back a smile and continuing to watch the performance of that "great immortal".
This Li Daxian has a righteous face, which seems to make others believe that he is a very capable immortal. He didn't know what he took out of his hand, and he just threw it at the sky.
"Ahem, ahem! What the hell, I'll go, spicy eyes! Mo Qianhua kept complaining beside me. As a biology student, I was on my lips, and no one knew what this thing was better than me.
There was an exclamation from the crowd, and when I looked over, I found that a fire suddenly appeared on the palm of that Li Daxian, and it looked like a person who controlled the flames.
However, looking at the amazed eyes of the people around me, I still inevitably sighed, feudal superstition kills people.
"Daddy?" Reiko's voice came. I instantly retracted the idea I just had, it, Lao Tzu even has ghosts, what do you want to do.
Looking at that Li Daxian, the irritability in my heart was even more than before. If you pretend to be a ghost here, even the whole village will be caused some trouble by him, so if you go on like this, it's better to ......
I thought about it, and with a slight flick of my fingers, I had an idea.
"Qianhua." I suddenly patted Qianhua who was still coughing on the side, and said very seriously: "Do me a favor, right?" β
"Ahem, what?" Mo Qianhua was taken aback by my gentle tone, and asked in horror.
Looking at his gaze as if he didn't know me, I tugged at the corners of my mouth before I spoke, "You know, let's have a gorgeous prank, right?" β
"Dude, you're actually wearing it, aren't you?" Mo Qianhua blurted out.
He was answered by a smile on my face and the white teeth of okra. So, Mo Qianhua compromised and was wronged. "Why am I so angry with you when I'm taller than you?"
I silently touched okra's head and didn't answer him. Just doing a show, and you want to take our village's money? Hum! This is so naΓ―ve. Luckily, I can't get out of the village now, so I might as well meet this guy now, and I'll be able to go up the mountain early.
"Tell me, what are you going to do?" Mo Qianhua asked in a low voice.
I looked at Li Daxian, who had already started to dance a strange dance like crazy, and smiled very naturally. "When the fog clears, you rush up and worship him."
"Whew. What the? Are you sure you're not going to let me beat him up? Mo Qianhua looked at me with wide eyes, obviously having a very significant impact on this matter.
I nodded firmly and said, "That's right, that's it, just do what I say later." β
"Why did I meet you......" For Mo Qianhua's small complaint, I chose to ignore it.
When the white dust gradually dissipated and the surroundings became clearer, I looked at Li Daxian in my hand in front of me where the fire had disappeared, smiled coldly, and then pushed Mo Qianhua with a dream, and the latter rushed straight over with an unstable center of gravity.
In this vacuum area where there is only Li Daxian, it is quite eye-catching.
As a serious man, Mo Qianhua's whole person stiffly accepted the attention of the whole village, which was really ...... Embarrassed and anxious!
I saw that Mo Qianhua's whole body was about to become a fossil, so I had to cough lightly to remind him.
The latter suddenly realized, and stared straight at Li Daxian with his gaze.
Li Daxian was also taken aback by this person who suddenly rushed out, he had performed well, but who knew that such a person suddenly rushed out.
But the next moment, his face was distorted.
Because Mo Qianhua suddenly walked straight towards him, and then suddenly pounced, and the whole person was lying in front of Li Daxian, who was so frightened that he took three steps back.
"Ahem, what are you doing here?" Li Daxian asked.
Mo Qianhua's face was a little red, but he still replied calmly, "I'm thinking about life." β
"......" Li Daxian was embarrassed, but as a public figure, he still had no way to get mad, so he had to maintain his cold state and continue to ask, "Then why are you lying here." β
Mo Qianhua seemed to have seen through the red dust, and replied calmly: "For the sake of warmth." β
"......" Li Daxian felt that today's time was wrong, otherwise how could he meet such a person who was obviously insane. Can't be angry. He quickly glanced at the people around him, obviously a little surprised by Mo Qianhua's appearance, but he looked at himself even more eagerly, what is the problem? Can I treat the mentally ill myself?!
Although he was rearranged in his heart, he was still indifferent on his face: "You can go somewhere else, I'll do things here, and there will be something very powerful coming over later, be careful of hurting you." β
Regarding Li Daxian's "threat", Mo Qianhua was completely shameless, and directly closed his eyes and said, "It's comfortable to lie here." β
I x! You won't let it.
I looked at Li Daxian being blocked by Mo Qianhua and was completely speechless, his face was blue and white, it looked like he was trying his best to endure something, this constipation made people laugh, and I decided to make a hate.
"Little Reiko, let's go get something to eat." I looked at the three Optimus Primes on the incense burner and said it was a big meal.
Xiao Lingzi obviously noticed, she thought about it for a while, and there were two more powerful ghosts out of thin air around her, her voice was crisp, but I couldn't laugh or cry when I heard it.
"You have to eat enough, but I gave you what my father gave me, and I have a rare opportunity." Xiao Lingzi said to these two powerful ghosts.
These two people obviously stayed in the levitating pestle and looked at Xiao Lingzi with a little smile in their eyes, but they still doted on them, and the two of them looked at me the same. As if asking for my consent, I had to nod my head.
The three of them quickly approached the three incense sticks.
"You, you'd better leave quickly, if you delay the Dharma in Mojia Village, your sin will be great." Li Daxian said to Mo Qianhua.
But no matter what Li Daxian says, the latter is a dead pig with an expression of not boiling water, that is, in a word, I don't get up! What can you do to me?
"You!" Li Daxian obviously wanted to say something. But I heard more commotion in the crowd, and I could faintly hear a few screams.
Li Daxian raised his head and looked over, his eyes suddenly widened.
The three incense that burned very slowly was being consumed in a very rapid time at the moment, and it took less than a few seconds to burn half of it, and this strange scene made the people around them panic, and some of them called Li Daxian for help.
And before the latter could answer, Mo Qianhua, who was lying on the ground, stood up in a hurry, and suddenly pointed at Li Daxian and shouted, "Demon!" β
Now, everyone is blinded.
I stood in the commotion of the crowd and gave a thumbs up to Mo Qianhua's not-so-perfect acting skills An An, a good citizen who showed up for the people.
Thinking like this, the okra in my arms buried her head in my arms, as if she didn't want to see Mo Qianhua's stupid appearance.
And at this time, a woman with a pink and white headscarf on her head next to me suddenly covered her face and said, "Why did I choose to marry him in the first place?" It always feels so humiliating. β
I turned my head and saw a baby-faced girl, a bad premonition formed in my mind, I subconsciously shouted at the baby-faced girl: "Mo Baizhi? (To be continued.) )