090 Xiao Ming's story

"Looks like I'm going to have to correct some of your common-sense mistakes." The cook sighed, quite hating that iron is not made of steel, "Yuanying Monks, strictly speaking, their bodies and souls have undergone qualitative changes out of the narrow category of 'human', and they no longer need to breathe, eat, sleep, and other behaviors necessary for ordinary people to maintain their lives.

If you see a monk who maintains certain 'normal' characteristics, such as 'sleeping', 'breathing', 'eating', 'expression', 'walking', 'spitting', 'sick', etc., etc., it is only because these 'behaviors' are related to the 'Tao' of the Infant Monk - don't ask me what the 'Tao' is, I can't give you an exact explanation.

Therefore, do not explicitly or implicitly what the Infant Monks should and should not do, because any of their actions, even if they breathe, smile, or look, are closely related to their own 'Dao'.

Specific to Shopkeeper Su, the way she handles leftovers is to directly open a private branch world and throw the soup and bowl into it casually. For us, this is just one of countless ways to dispose of garbage, but for her, this is the most consistent way to dispose of garbage.

Maybe one day in the future, she will let you deal with the leftovers, if there is this day, there will be 'variables', and it is these 'variables' that cause Su Muxing to think that handing over the leftovers to you is the most in line with her 'Tao' - don't ask me what the 'variable' is, I have to know that I have already done it.

So, absolutely, absolutely, never be blind in front of the Yuanying monk, get it!

Of course, you don't have to be pressured, Su Muxing is willing to accept you as a member of the Muxing Building, which means that you are in line with her 'Tao', as long as you keep your true self, she will naturally not dislike you. ”

"You mean, no matter what Shopkeeper Su asks me to do, I have to do it?"

"At this time, the benefits of mixing with the Yuanying Monk are highlighted." The chef did not answer Fang Bai's question directly, "Yuanying monks are all 'Dao' people, and all their actions follow their own 'Dao', although they can't know exactly what Shopkeeper Su's 'Dao' is, but from her usual words and deeds, it can be completely inferred that her 'Dao' is positive, so don't worry that Shopkeeper Su will suddenly come up with the idea of letting you go to death or use it as cannon fodder." ”

"Haha, that's good." Fang Bai's heart and liver fell back into place, and suddenly he opened a strange brain hole, "Do you say that it is possible that because I am too good, Shopkeeper Su suddenly falls in love with me, and then-"

"Are you sick?!" The chef rudely interrupted Fang Bai's yearning for a better life.

"Do you have any medicine!?" Fang Bai's temper was also ignited by the chef's roughness.

"Hehehe, I really have." The chef's tone was cold, "1 million units of estrogen are injected every morning and evening, and a course of treatment ensures that the medicine is cured." ”

"Brother, I was wrong, I'm not sick."

"Use your brain, if you sleep once, you can solve the problem, I would have created a hundred super aphrodisiacs for you to fancy stallions to repair the real circle. In the future, if you have time, read less obscene novels such as "Yuan Infant Girl Cultivates Falling in Love with Me", think more about how to improve hard power, and don't always drag everyone back every time you encounter a problem! ”

"It's heart-piercing, Lao Tie." The dream was shattered, Fang Bai clutched his chest, "Uh, wait a minute, listen to what you mean, is there really a super-"

"Shut up!"

……

Xiao Ming is in the sixth grade of primary school this year, and he is a young boy like a flower.

While the vigorous hormones raise the figure, it also gives birth to a lot of fresh acne on Xiao Ming's face - commonly known as youth and beauty acne.

Perhaps because he is no longer beautiful, Xiao Ming has become more and more withdrawn.

Xiao Ming's abnormality did not attract special attention from the teachers and parents, because for well-known reasons, children of this age are more or less strange.

After school in the evening, Xiao Ming refused the invitation of his friends to go home alone.

Xiao Ming lowered his head and looked dull, because he was rejected to confess to Xiao Hong at noon today, he felt that Ξ» was stumbling on the white spoon.

The pessimism continued until a strange uncle appeared in front of him.

Uncle Strange respectfully called him the Seventeenth Prince.

Xiao Ming said that you recognized the wrong person.

Uncle said yes, you are the seventeenth son.

Xiao Ming suddenly remembered the plot in the comics and novels, and it turned out that he was a noble son who lived among the people. Xiaohong, rejecting Young Master Ben is indeed the biggest mistake you have made in your life, Young Master Ben will definitely let you and that adulterer Xiao Wang kneel in front of Young Master Ben and humiliate them fiercely......

Just as Xiao Ming was struggling with whether to let Xiao Hong suck his toes or let Xiao Wang lick his fingers, Uncle Strange touched Xiao Ming's head, and then pulled off his head and threw it into the green belt.

Xiao Ming, died, at the age of thirteen.

……

In broad daylight, such a brutal scene was witnessed by all kinds of passers-by, as if the victims and perpetrators on the roadside were just air.

Xiao Ming has no head, but his body is standing steadily.

Only a wisp of blood flowed from the severed neck, and then, in a wriggling motion, a fresh skull burst out of the neck like a shriveled balloon into the air.

Look at the face of that head, who is it not the seventeenth son!

"The inspector of the Eighth Rank Army rubs his throat and meets the seventeenth son." Because of the military duties, Mo Yu only had to touch his chest with his right hand and bow forward, instead of bowing his hand at 90 degrees.

Spit out a large mouthful of slimy liquid, the seventeenth prince froze and asked in a dumb voice, "What is the king's will?" ”

"There is no will for Childe." Mo Yu still maintained a saluting posture, "Before leaving, the king gave three orders to his ministers: the first will is to let the ministers find you; The second will is to send a thousand kinds of people back to the royal realm; The third will is that you can ask your minister to do something for you. ”

In fact, the first and second wills have nothing to do with the seventeenth prince, and the reason why the three wills of the king are completely relayed to the seventeenth prince is mainly to tell the other party that these three wills are parallel, so please try not to affect the implementation of the second will when implementing the third will.

Sure enough, the seventeenth prince understood the sound outside the throat, "How much are the people preparing now?" How many have already been shipped to the royal realm? ”

Mo Yu smiled slightly, "Ninety percent of the thousand people have been prepared, and half of them have been sent to the royal realm. ”

"Hmm." The seventeenth prince groaned for a while, "You send the remaining people to the royal realm as soon as possible, and I'll go back to do my homework first......"

Well?! Mo Yu raised his head and looked at Seventeen Princes in surpriseβ€”he was taken aback by the other party's last sentence.

The seventeenth prince turned around and walked a few steps, and suddenly hugged his head and let out an extremely terrible howl, "Ahh!!!h ”

The purple electricity like a coiling snake swirled around the seventeenth prince's body, only to hear a crisp sound of "pop", and Xiao Ming's head in the green belt exploded into a cloud of blood mist.

The sword finger was withdrawn, and the seventeenth prince stared at the red-and-white grass in the green belt, and said in a daze, "My soul has been polluted by lowly humans......