After I finished saying this, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng all looked at me dumbfounded.

I sniffed and broke the silence.

I stretched out my palms in front of them, then slowly clenched them into fists, and said, "Do you all understand the meaning of being a teacher, all of them?" ”

Zhu Bajie jumped up suddenly, "Aren't you a monk crazy! Although the Zhenyuan Daxian is not a heavenly immortal, the person who has the ability to guard this ginseng fruit tree must be a person with means, and this ginseng fruit can be dedicated to the queen mother, which is naturally a rare thing, I guess it is the same as the peach in the sky, even if there is this fruit tree, it will not bear fruit for thousands of years!"

Zhu Bajie is right, I vaguely remember that it seems to take tens of thousands of years to produce dozens of ginseng fruits, perhaps the principle of the ginseng fruit tree is to absorb the aura of heaven and earth with the accumulation of daily life, and then compress these aura into a fruit by spending a lot of time, so it has an excellent longevity effect, it is estimated that the queen mother's peach is also this principle, and it is concentrated essence in the world before me.

Zhu Bajie saw that I didn't speak, pacing and continued to shout: "If you go to steal one or two, it's not a big crime, as soon as you open your mouth, you will have all the light, if you accidentally hurt the treasure tree, even if Zhenyuan Daxian doesn't kill me, he will go to heaven to sue us in front of the Jade Emperor, the old pig is guilty, if he gets into a lawsuit again, it will definitely die! If you let the monkey go! My old pig doesn't touch this mold! If you insist on going your own way, then we will break up!"

Zhu Bajie's words are the truth, and I inadvertently said the plot I knew, the fruit is all gone, and the tree is also down, which is how it was played in the TV series. And this is the first time he has mentioned the word "break up" to me since following me, of course, I can hear that he is more emotional now, and it is normal to say some angry words.

Indeed, this order of mine is bold, and some too much, usually we often say that we meet and leave a line to see each other in the future, what we say is not to do too much, Buddhism also says, people can not be too exhausted, things can not be too exhausted, everything is too exhausted, fate is bound to end early.

I understand the reason, if I don't even understand this little reason, then my two lives can be regarded as in vain, let alone what kind of master I will be for these monsters.

Zhu Bajie is right, it's not a big deal to steal one or two fruits from other people's homes and find a face-saving Guanyin Bodhisattva to apologize, but it is indeed too much to really take everything I said.

But I already knew that we must move this ginseng fruit, and in the end the Bodhisattva must also come forward, what will be a good meeting in the future, Zhen Yuanzi has only appeared once in the story of Journey to the West, so in my opinion, he is just a trick waiting to receive a box lunch, taking one is stealing, taking all of them is stealing, I don't believe that I let Sun Wukong chew all the fruit and swallow it The Bodhisattva can have a way to make him spit it out again, and the puddle of colorful vomit spit out from the mouth of this monkey will be given to you to eat!

Zhen Yuanzi is certainly powerful, but I, the Buddha and Bodhisattva of the Western Heavens, am not vegetarians, uh...... We're vegetarians, no, I mean we're not messed with!

However, who am I, I am a future person who knows the whole script, I know that the owner of Wuzhuang Temple, Zhenyuan Daxian, is not in the Taoist Temple at this time, and in the TV series, it is the ginseng fruit that the four Tang monks and apprentices stole after entering Wuzhuang Temple.

I used to know that there were treasures in the Taoist temple, and the adults in his family were not at home, if I asked Sun Wukong to steal the ginseng fruit in advance before entering the temple, and then after eating the ginseng fruit, I wouldn't enter your Wuzhuang Temple at all, and just wiped my mouth and continued to go west, even if your ancestor of the earth immortals can pinch it, I can't count the bag of bad water in my stomach now.

Who would have thought that a person hand-picked by Guanyin Bodhisattva would do this burglary, and I, the monk, was not only a mastermind, but also instigated his apprentices to commit theft.

Now all I have to do is to let these apprentices willingly steal the fruit, and I put on a smiling face and try to make a loyal elder.

"Bajie, you listen to the teacher to tell you in detail, these five Zhuang views are indeed not easy to provoke, but we are Guanyin Bodhisattva personally selected to learn the scriptures, and the Bodhisattva is also by my Buddha Rulai's decree to have this scripture learning, besides, you are apprentices, the wrong step is naturally my master teaching is not effective, blame him for the guilt let him come to me, for the teacher can not bear it, naturally go to the Bodhisattva, let him tell the Bodhisattva a careless, there is a Buddha behind the Bodhisattva, let him go to the Buddha again! Let him sue layer by layer! Naturally, the responsibility will be borne by those big people, and we will suffer at most from the flesh and skin, and the pain of the flesh and skin is more important than the ginseng fruit?"

Zhu Bajie thought for a while and said, "Then, what if the Bodhisattva is found, and the Bodhisattva says that he will kill all of us and vent his anger with him?"

I smiled and said, "Who is Guanyin Bodhisattva, how can the living Buddha who is compassionate and compassionate to save the suffering and save the suffering and save the living Buddha shirk his responsibility, let alone let others kill the monks." ”

None of my words are false, and I don't need to lie, originally, we are the low-level staff recruited by Guanyin Bodhisattva to learn scriptures, and the matter of learning scriptures is the work task given to him by Guanyin Bodhisattva's boss Rulai Buddha, and our grassroots employees steal things from customers' homes in the process of work, and the big deal is to be deducted from wages and fired, and if it is more serious, they will be sent to the police station to be detained and fined.

We should be punished and should be caught, but you Guanyin Bodhisattva still have to come forward to apologize to others, apologize and lose face, not to say, he also left a bad impression of dereliction of duty and unfavorable work from the top boss Rulai Buddha, I believe that Guanyin Bodhisattva who has worked in Leiyin Temple for hundreds of thousands of years will not do that, so even if I stab the big Lou Zi, Guanyin Bodhisattva will first pay out of his own pocket to keep his image and status in the eyes of his boss, and when he encounters this situation in the future, he will have experience, which is called eating a trench and growing a wisdom。

Zhu Bajie pondered for a few seconds, and said: "You are greedy, but in the end it is us who will help, Master, if you are really greedy, my old pig also has some ways to live forever, I can slowly teach you in the future, and I don't have to provoke this lawsuit today." ”

Sun Wukong must have completely listened to me, let him do whatever he wanted, wherever he wanted, Zhu Bajie's brain is easy to use, and he will generally do it if he thinks it is cost-effective after analyzing it himself.

Sha Seng is a little wavering, generally as long as it is something that Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie approve, he is willing to follow, but if Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong do not agree, he will not say anything.

Because Sha Seng's purpose is very direct, that is, to go to the West Heaven to consult the Buddha about the repair method of the glass cup, and he really doesn't care much about other things. So I just need to convince Zhu Bajie, and this can be done today.

I looked at the three of them and said with a smile: "Wukong, you just said that you have eaten all the fruits but have never tasted the taste of this ginseng fruit, but you have heard of such a thing, Bajie You have been a heavenly official in the heavenly court for a long time, but you have never even seen this ginseng fruit, Wujing only glanced at it from a distance before serving, although it is only a fairy fruit, but you have never even tasted it, isn't it a pity to pity, it is not a pity to spread it out." ”

Zhu Bajie snorted and said, "Master, don't say such radical words, if Master wants to eat that ginseng fruit, my old pig is willing to get one for you, but if you take all the fruits of his family, this disaster will not be caused by the old pig." ”

Sun Wukong said impatiently: "Master said to take it, if you are afraid, stay by the master's side and obey the instructions, my old grandson will go to the tree and bring him all the fruits!"

When I heard this, I hurriedly said, "You may take all the fruit, but not a single branch or leaf of the tree shall be lost." ”

Good guy, I don't want to smash other people's trees like in the TV series, after all, as long as there is this ginseng fruit tree, there will always be new ginseng fruits that will bear again, and no matter what, you can't cut off people's sources of income.

Zhu Bajie suddenly knelt down and said: "Master, if you really want the ginseng fruit, the old pig is willing to get one for you, and let the monkey go for the rest, I will worship you four times first, if you cause trouble because of the ginseng fruit, we will disperse on the spot, and I will go back to my Fuling Mountain, don't blame my old pig for being ruthless and unjust." ”

Listening to Zhu Bajie's words, he agreed to steal ginseng fruit together, but his bottom line was to steal one for me, only one.

I said in my heart that all the ginseng fruits in the TV series I watched before were brought by Sun Wukong alone, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng just sat in the room and waited to eat ready-made, as long as Zhu Bajie agreed to join the gang, anyway, it was my baby monkey who started when the time came.

I said: "That Zhenyuan Daxian is not at home at this time, and there are only two children in the Taoist temple. ”

I still retain a lot of impressions in this episode of ginseng fruit, if I remember correctly, there are indeed only two little children in Wuzhuang Guan at present, and it seems that Zhenyuan Daxian prepared a ginseng fruit in advance to entertain me.

The Tang monk in the TV series is more pedantic, and he didn't dare to eat the ginseng fruit when he saw it, and then I really can't remember where that fruit went, I don't want that one, but the one on your tree, I won't leave it for you!

I didn't spend the night in the woods once or twice, I was not interested in going in at all, as long as I could get the fruit, I let the three apprentices run west immediately after eating, you have the ability to catch me and then talk about the things I caught, if you can't catch it, then I will thank you for your hospitality.

"At this time, it is not trivial, Wukong Bajie and the two of you need to act together, you quietly enter the view after the change, do not leak the original appearance, if there is a way to make the two children fall asleep, although they can use it, and then do not rush to find the ginseng fruit tree, you must first find a thing to put the fruit. ”

Sun Wukong asked, "What?"

"The golden striker, for the teacher only knows that the name of the thing is called the golden strike, thinking that it should be a metal object with a length of a ruler, only if you get this golden hit first, you can get the fruit, otherwise even if you find a ginseng fruit tree, you will not get one. ”

Zhu Bajie was puzzled and asked, "Why is this?"

In fact, I don't remember the reason in such detail, I only remember that the first fruit that Sun Wukong went to pick at that time went directly into the ground, and then he took something that seemed to be a slap before he succeeded in stealing the ginseng fruit.

"This ginseng fruit seems to be symbiotic with the five elements, only this golden blow can make it fall, and the fruit must be caught in time, otherwise it will be destroyed with the power of the five elements. ”

Sun Wukong waved his hand and said: "When the apprentice enters the Wuzhuang Temple and summons out the land, how to get the fruit will be known as soon as you ask." ”

Yes, this is a good way, I remind Sun Wukong once again not to let people know who is the black hand of the Wuzhuang view.

"You two act when you see the opportunity, but don't let people know your identity, if it's really hard to start, come back quickly and we'll discuss it. ”

Zhu Bajie stretched out a thick finger full of black hair, "The old pig only takes one fruit!