Chapter 8 - Okay Gay, I'm going to die

As a result, Naruto sat alone on the steps for a while, feeling more and more uncomfortable, and even had hallucinatory feelings, always feeling that the big sister could be seen laughing and jumping around not far away, and finally, his heart was ...... It's time to sacrifice yourself to contribute to the entire Konoha Village! So he stood up and walked towards the Hokage's office building. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Then, at the entrance to the building, he saw a scene that stunned him.

"O vicious fire that burns in the depths of Hell! Obey my call to come from the place where the gods have retreated, and let my enemies suffer without end!! Scorching [Dark Sea of Fire]!! ”

“……”

"How's the boss? Is our line handsome just now? It's super feeling!! ”

"Six buttercups...... You ...... This line is good at every point, but isn't it too secondary? ”

"Huh!? Why do you have such an evaluation!? Boss, you're going a little too far! ”

Naruto looked at the big sister who was bouncing not far away in horror, and suddenly felt a burst of heartbeat, difficulty breathing, an increase in body temperature, red face, and a little trance...... No, this woman is poisonous! It's horrible!

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but quicken his pace, wanting to hurry up and run to the Hokage to report the matter.

Then he noticed the guy standing with the big sister, the strange man in the black coat...... Naruto won't forget this guy, because his nine-barrel was still given by this guy, although it's a little strange but it's a good guy after all, otherwise he wouldn't give things away casually.

Since he is a good person, then let him keep his distance from that big sister, otherwise it won't be good if he is also plotted by this big sister! Thinking so, Naruto ran over to the strange man.

"Huh? Oooh! Like Li, little ghost, I haven't seen you for a long time...... Yo, it looks like you've taken good care of this kid! This man was Tang Yuan, and when he saw Naruto running towards him, he greeted him, "I see that your face is not quite right, is there something wrong?" ”

"Uncle, stay away from that big sister!" Naruto stood in front of Tang Yuan, pointed at the six buttercups and began to call, "This big sister can kill!" I've been tricked! ”

"What? What killing? Tang Yuan thought about his words of unknown meaning, but still didn't understand what they meant, and asked, "What's wrong with Liuranun?" ”

Then he pushed Naruto away again, grabbed Rokuginate by the collar and lifted him up, "Rokuginate, what are you doing?" ”

"Huh? What are we doing? If it weren't for the tail being tucked away, it is estimated that the tail would also be dangling with the legs, he tilted his head and thought about it, and asked, "We didn't do anything." ”

Naruto next to him saw Tang Yuan lift him up, and he didn't know what kind of wind was pumping in his brain, so he popped out of his mouth: "Uncle, let her go!" ”

"Huh?" Tang Yuan asked Naruto with a confused expression, "Why?" Kid, you look weird today. ”

"I ...... I'm ...... The big sister she ...... "Naruto was about to say something about that illusion, but for some reason, suddenly his heart was racing again, he had difficulty breathing, his body temperature was rising, his face was red, his ears were red, and his consciousness was in a trance, so he froze there and didn't know what to say.

Tang Yuan saw his reaction, looked at the six buttercups in his hand again, his eyes blinked, and he suddenly understood.

And then—and then he gave a strange smile: "Kid, you don't like this guy, do you?" ”

"Huh? What the? Naruto first subconsciously asked, and then the whole person stepped back again and again, waving his hands back and forth, "How is it possible!" This big sister, she's going to kill me with illusion! I've been feeling sick all day today, how could it be...... Enjoy...... Like? Ay? Uncle, what does it feel like to like someone? ”

“……”

Tang Yuan swept back and forth between Liuyin and this little ghost for a long time with his gaze, and said, "When did you two meet?" ”

Liumu replied weakly: "This morning, what kind of Yile ramen is there, this kid was there when we went there with the anise, probably the one I saw at that time...... Any questions, boss? ”

"Nothing...... Ahem. Tang Yuan looked at Naruto again, "Little ghost, do you feel your heart beat faster, your body temperature rises, and you have trouble breathing?" And as soon as you calm down, this guy is smiling at you? ”

"Ahh Uncle, how do you know? This must be some kind of illusion! It's terrifying, is there a way to help me get rid of this illusion? I'm still young and I don't want to die. ”

"It's simple." With a malicious smile on his face, he took a few steps towards Naruto with the six buttercups, and Naruto continued to take a few steps back when he saw this: "Uncle, what are you doing?" ”

Tang Yuan carried the six buttercups and brought him to Naruto, and then said, "This so-called ...... Illusion, well, it's actually very simple, little ghost, listen to it - maybe this guy looks cute, but he's a man. ”

“……”

“……”

The scene was quiet for a moment, and then Naruto looked confused and a word flew out of his mouth: "Huh? ”

"Alright, it's over." Tang Yuan threw the six buttercups to the ground, "Your illusion has been solved by me, uh-huh, that's right, I saved your life...... No thanks, Chenghui two cents and five cents - forget it, you don't have to give. ”

As if he hadn't heard him speak, Naruto stood there without saying a word, first blinked, then reached out and patted his face, and finally pressed his hand to his chest without knowing what he was feeling, and then suddenly exclaimed, "Huh!?" All of a sudden!? I'm all right!? Uncle, you're amazing!! ”

"Mmmm, I'm amazing." Tang Yuan dragged Rokumu to the office building with black lines on his head, and when he saw that Naruto was still in place and kept groping around with his hands as if the money had been dropped, he said, "Okay, you're really okay, little ghost, go home and to Sakura's picture, I'll go find you myself if there's anything going on." ”

With that, he dragged Rokushi into the Hokage's office building, leaving Naruto alone and bewildered to check if he was still feeling unwell.

"Oooh! I'm really fine! And that big sister was also caught by the uncle and went to Grandpa Hokage! Very good, I, Naruto Uzumaki saved Konoha Village again! Let's go! I'm going to eat ten bowls of ramen tonight! ”

"Mi-"

In this way, with a proud smile, Naruto took the little fox to meet the sunset and walked towards the Ichiraku ramen shop.

He didn't know that his first love ended before he even started without even noticing.

[To be continued]