Chapter 76: Joke

The time was already in the afternoon, and after Qi Fei had lunch, he entered the live broadcast room, there were not many people in the live broadcast room, only the appearance of the hundred and ten, and many of them were still zombies hanging here. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Qi Fei coughed: "Come out alive and bubble." ”

Suddenly, dozens of people stingily typed out the messy symbols, and some bored people responded directly with moans and groans to show their existence.

Qi Fei laughed a few times: "The anchor is in a good mood today, so I'll tell you a joke." ”

"What's a joke?" Someone asked.

"It can't be a recipe, right?" Someone interrupted again.

"I know, I know what a joke is......" a mischievous voice sounded.

Qi Fei glanced at it, it was the little girl who he suspected of coming from the earth, and her screen name was Sadako, the corners of his mouth hooked, and he said loudly: "It's all quiet, otherwise I will turn off the voice, as for what a joke is, you will know if I say it." ”

He opened the scene selection, selected a picture of the top of the mountain, the background between the white clouds, he was dressed in white and shengxue, sitting on the top of the distant mountain, watching the clouds roll up, the sun rising and setting, his face was indifferent, and he said lightly: "When I was still studying, I was only sixteen or seventeen years old, and my studies were only average, but I was young and frivolous. ”

"At that time, I really didn't have any merit except for being handsome."

"There is a girl in our class, pure and sweet, gentle but lively, she not only studies well, but also is the class president."

Qi Fei paused when he said this, and all the fans held their breath and didn't make trouble.

"This girl has a boyfriend, a well-known gangster, who has stopped going to school for a long time, and has a bunch of little brothers under him, who shout and kill in society all day long."

"Then, one day, in the corridor outside the classroom, this girl passed by, there were a lot of people, and I finally made up my mind that I could no longer suppress my turbulent teenage heart, and I rushed up, and I hugged this girl and kissed her the face, and then I let go of her, and ran all the way out of the building, out of the school."

When Qi Fei said this, he suddenly stopped.

"And then?" Sadako suddenly asked weakly in a somewhat unusual voice.

"Children, you don't know this, and then naturally the anchor and the female squad leader live a shameless life together."

"The anchor is so brave and will do anything for love."

"It's amazing that the anchor can have the courage to confess, at least it's much stronger than my bitter crush back then."

"Yes, the anchor is the love of teenagers, we all understand it."

Qi Fei coughed lightly: "However, I don't love her, and I've never liked her. ”

With a "bang", the live broadcast room immediately fell silent.

Qi Fei said faintly: "Actually, I just want to be hunted down by her gangster boyfriend, in fact, I just want the feeling of life and death like the wind, in fact, I just want the pleasure of provocation, I ...... Haven't liked her. ”

"Ah, how can the anchor be like this, it's immoral, but I like it!"

"No wonder the anchor awakened at a young age, although the things the anchor did back then were not authentic, but after a bloody battle, it must have been brutal and bloody, right?"

"Has the anchor killed all sides, made a name for himself, and dominated the rivers and lakes?"

Qi Fei lowered his head slightly, his hair covering one side of his eyebrows and eyes, and said melancholy: "However, that little gangster is not her boyfriend, but that little gangster is actually her brother, it is not a gangster, but ...... Well, the combat power is very high, a humanoid beast, this person's brain is not very bright, he actually said to me, you are a good boy, and the task of protecting my sister will be handed over to you in the future......

"Ahh After a short silence in the live broadcast room, the pot suddenly exploded, and the sound of laughter, joy, and laughter came from the surface.

"And then?" Someone finally asked: "The anchor finally lived a life without shame?" ”

"Uh...... Of course not, and not later, I finally experienced what it was like to live and die like the wind, but this wind was a tornado, and every time it blew my nose and face swollen.

"Anchor, are you a man, I'm in the morning with this good thing."

"Yes, yes, is that girl a school girl, my dream in life is to be the schoolgirl's personal bodyguard, anchor, you make my heart ache."

Qi Fei sighed: "You know a fart, you single Wang." ”

Someone immediately counterattacked: "Isn't the anchor single Wang, but tell me the story of your first love, do you dare to say it, dare to say it?" ”

Qi Fei blinked, with a dignified and solemn expression: "First love?" ”

"Say it, say it ......"

"Come on, everyone's gifts are smashed......"

The bombs roared all over the place, mixed with carrots and rotten eggs.

Qi Fei secretly looked at his left hand with sad eyes, and then said in a firm tone: "Everyone will have secrets in their hearts, and I won't tell you." ”

Just when there was a lot of commotion in the live broadcast room, suddenly a little girl's scream sounded: "I know who you are, I know who you are." ”

Qi Fei was stunned for a moment, and found that it was Sadako who was screaming, and he said softly: "Sadako, who am I?" ”

The little girl cried: "You're that bastard, that big bastard, and you once put a cone on my head...... You ......"

Qi Fei's face changed several times in an instant, and there was a rare trace of real panic, he hurriedly and quickly blocked everything, and then pulled Sadako into a temporary small room below the live broadcast room.

"That, are you really, indeed, my cute, smart, beautiful and well-behaved little sister Murong?" Qi Fei's voice was astringent, and he said a little dryly.