Chapter 33 Sister Mao's Quotations Recruit Training

In the real world, the bald brother appeared in his bedroom, accompanied by Jun Cao and Evan.

Fortunately, no one was in the dormitory at this time, otherwise the step of extinguishing the mouth would be indispensable.

But at this time, the bald brother remembered something.

It's a fucking man's bed, and there's a ten-year-old Lori sitting on his bed (at least on the outside...... )。

Although it was camouflaged, the blonde hair turned into black hair, and the faces of the Europeans were a little more mixed.

Still can't hide the fact that there is Lori on the bald brother's bed.

I'm not going to be 110, am I? (Juncao is ignored)

No, no, no! She must not be discovered by the animals and the aunt in charge of the building!

I'm going to be put to death! Social sense!

Therefore, the bald brother jumped out of the window with Evan in his arms and escaped.

Fortunately, it's only the second floor.

Guncao came down the stairs and came out of the main entrance......

……

The bald brother's house is very close to this university, a five-minute walk. (That's why he chose this institution)

Convenient for the night will not be dormitory and take care of Tutu.

As soon as the bald brother entered the house, a dark shadow pounced on him.

"Meow !!!"

A gray-black striped cat took a leap of faith and slammed into the bald brother's head.

This meow especially likes the smooth head of the bald brother, but because it is too smooth, it can't squat.

And when he fell, he scratched the bald brother's paw by the way.

The bald brother is so big, almost all the wounds are dedicated by this meow.

I really owe it in my last life......

"Tell me, the real purpose of your buying me."

Ivan, who had been silent all the way, suddenly spoke.

"Purpose?"

The bald brother who teased the cat was stunned.

"Because the look in your eyes at the time seemed to say, take me away......"

"Huh!? Are you an idiot? When have I ever shown those eyes? ”

"Huh? Isn't it? Then I read it wrong!? ”

"Are you blind!?"

"Meow !!!"

It may be that the bald brother's action of rubbing his hair is a little stronger, Tutu turned around without giving face at all, and then jumped out of the bald brother's arms gracefully at the moment when the bald brother screamed.

Tutu, who was walking with a catwalk, slowly approached Evan, who looked vigilant.

Tutu and Evan looked at each other, looked at each other, and then ......

As if he liked her very much, he slowly paced over and rubbed his little head against Evan's calf.

Not! What a cute folded ear!

Evan only felt as if his heart had been hit hard and he couldn't breathe.

From the original work, it can be known that Evan is very fond of cute things, as can be seen from the puppets in her room.

However, because of her vampire true ancestor aura at the top of the food chain, the small animals don't like her too much, even if she is in a sealed state, those little animals don't buy her.

The only ones who can buy it are the little bats.

But this meow doesn't know why, it's not afraid of her at all, but it's still very affectionate.

"Come, hug~"

Evan unexpectedly opened his hands subconsciously, and Tutu jumped directly into her arms.

Hmm~~Fluffy~~Warm~~

Evan, who was holding Tutu, had a happy face.

Lori plus cats,Moe attributes have risen in a straight line.,This can be there.。

The bald brother squatted in the corner of the wall for a while, saying something like abandoning the master, you meow traitor or something.

Naturally, Juncao was looking at the ceiling.

There was a commotion, and Evan seemed to be less vigilant a lot.

Brother Bald doesn't plan to go back to the dormitory for the time being, this three-bedroom house happens to have two empty rooms, and Jun Cao and Yiwen also take advantage of the situation to live. (The bald brother's parents are both working in other places, and they hardly see each other in a year)

However, the current bald brother is facing a difficult problem.

Meals!

He himself is running out of money to eat alone at school, and this has added two pairs of chopsticks, does he really want to skip school to move bricks for 24 hours?

However, there is no end to it.

Brother Bald's school has a varsity team for American football, but the results are not very good.

The guys on the varsity team weren't very interested in this kind of savage collision, and most of them just ran over and joined in with a little interest, and then became a ghost team member or something.

Recently, there was a city-level American football league, and the school had a convulsion, trying to let its own waste team get some results.

But there's still a week to go! Those guys can't even stuff their teeth between other schools!

The bald brother's top bunk, Brother Qiang, is the captain of this rugby team.

One meter nine away, it looks like a bear.

Brother Qiang found Brother Bald, hoping that Brother Bald could help train these helpless team members.

As for why you are looking for a bald brother?

Because the original exercise post was for Brother Qiang to see for Brother Bald, unlike Brother Qiang, who persisted for three years, Brother Qiang didn't even stick to it for three months......

It shouldn't be said that for ordinary people, even if they only stick to the kind of exercise method that will make people bald for only a month, it will be admirable.

Brother Bald's willpower is not there, Brother Qiang directly made a certain gesture.

"This number?"

"Deal."

Obviously, for the bald brother who can't open the pot anymore, any income is important.

There is still a brother, a sister, and a meow to raise at home! You can't eat soil like the city management of a certain shrine!

More than technical, these unsportsmanlike guys need to strengthen mental strength and cohesion.

The bald brother who took over the training task originally planned to use his own method to train these guys who had no cohesion, but when it came to cohesion, ......

The bald brother's gaze was on Jun Cao.

"Can you train them? It's like training a recruit. ”

"Definitely, boss."

Then he pulled out a booklet that he had with him.

The bald brother leaned over to take a look.

"Sister Mao's Quotations - Recruit Training".

…… What the hell is this?

……

Deep in the mountains in a suburb, rugby players in white vests in military pants are panting and crawling under barbed wire.

Jun Cao turned on the viper burst mode.

"Listen up! You're not human at all! It's not even a name! ”

"Only at the moment when I achieved my training metrics! You're really going to be a war machine! ”

"But until then, you're just the same existence as those old ladies' drooping O-bags!"

Faced with a bamboo obstacle to a five-meter elevation, the rugby players struggled to climb, descend, and fall all over their bodies.

"I hate and despise you!"

"My job is to find out the shitty junk among you and get rid of the team!"

"I remember that the guy who realized that he was the tail of the crane me!"

Seven or eight scarecrows, each with an enlarged human head on their face, on which were the heads of various members of the opponent they were about to face.

In pairs, they poked the scarecrow with a rifle loaded with a bayonet. (Where's the bayonet?) )

"Don't cry!"

"Don't laugh either!"

"You're not human! You're just machines born to kill! ”

"If you don't dare to make a dead hand, you will have no value in existence!"

"The battlefield doesn't need people like you!"

Each held two wooden sticks wrapped in white cloth and looked at each other cautiously.

Then without hesitation, he swung the wooden stick in his hand at the other party.

"Want to deliberately throw in the towel and earn sympathy!?"

"Throwing in the towel is a coward's act!"

"Look at you dog-like trash! Why didn't your father put you on the wall in the first place!? ”

The crowd in the running was already a mechanical movement, and in the last kilometer of the twenty-kilometer run, they gritted their teeth and persevered.

"Don't you run for me yet!"

"If you dare to say something depressing, I will throw you in this uninhabited wilderness!"

Everyone was intently wiping the rugby ball in their hands, their eyes shining, and the atmosphere was eerie.

"Your lover can only be a football in your hands!"

"That's right! They are the beauties of Oupai's huge buttocks and plump buttocks! ”

"Love them as lovers!"

Under the strange gaze of the bald brother, the players began to talk about their rugby one by one.

"You're really beautiful, Sister Qingxia."

"What a perfect curve, Chi Ling."

"LET ME POLISH YOU SHINY, PLEASE, BABY."

"For you, even if I am asked to die, I am willing, my poetry."

The bald brother is already TMD numb.

Jun Cao ......

Are you training rugby players or adding new recruits to Mithril?