I'll tell you if I'm really serious about writing this. The pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info has nothing to do with the main plot, but I don't know if it has anything to do with it in the future╭(╯^╰)╮So, come and guess, come and guess~ Can't guess? You hit me! Come on, come on, come on~ Cover your face...... Without further ado, let's start ......

Strange is a broadcaster of nightly radio emotional programs, whenever in the dead of night, he will bring good songs to those who are on duty late at night, as well as all kinds of whimsical jokes, but no one knows, stranger actually has a secret.

At this moment, he is sitting alone in the recording studio, solving emotional problems for various friends, and ordering songs for some friends, this kind of life makes him feel very fulfilled, because he enjoys this moment of quiet listening. Even sometimes, it's not that enjoyable.

The electronic watch has just turned the prologue of eleven o'clock. There was a problem with the unfamiliar receiver, which was nothing, just two shots.

But the stranger seemed to be accustomed to it, and sat majestically, quietly waiting for the annoying noise to pass.

Smack! There was a crisp sound, and a faint cry suddenly came from the receiver.

The strange expression immediately tensed, and after a while, the cry became louder and louder, knowing that in the end, the whole earphone of the strange was full of crying.

The corners of the strange mouth twitched, and he asked in a gentle tone: "Excuse me, is there anything to worry about?" ”

The cry stopped abruptly, and then a tooth-aching sound like the rubbing of tree bark came out, and it sounded very mournful: "Slave, slave likes one, one." ”

"Well, like him?" Strange repeated, and at the same time thought in his heart, this person's emotional experience was quite frustrating to hear this cry.

"Su, vegan." The voice trembled and trembled. Then he cried twice before he choked up and said, "Kesu, Kesu, he doesn't like slaves." ”

"Then can I ask who that person is?" The stranger was a little curious, so he asked.

The voice paused, as if it was stuck in a bag, and then said softly: "He is the most beloved person of the slave family, and the general of the slave, but he already has a lover, and the first thing the slave saw from the coffin was him, he is the general of the slave, and the person he loves most in his life." ”

Listening to the cry of this voice, the stranger frowned fiercely, and years of experience told him that this young lady was definitely not an ordinary person when she fell in love.

"Excuse me, this lady ......," the unfamiliar voice said euphemistically.

"The slave gives the name Jingyi." The voice said.

The stranger was a little embarrassed, and he coughed and said, "Miss Jingyi, then I want to ask you, do you mean that when you woke up from the coffin, the first thing you saw was your general, but as far as I know, your general should be a modern person, right?" ”

It's not difficult to guess, if it weren't for the modern people coming over to fight, how could this princess wake up, most of them touched something when the museum was opened to wake up this old zongzi, so immortal and in love with such a tomb robber.

But thinking about it in my heart, the stranger still didn't dare to say it after all, after all, it was better to be cautious in the face of a thousand-year-old conversation.

After thinking about it, he lowered his voice and said to the Jing Yi dumpling: "I think that if you love someone, you should fight boldly, otherwise you will regret it if you regret it at the beginning." ”

As soon as I heard the strange man say this, the voice was a little refreshing. "Really, can the slave really go and recover the general?"

"Of course." Strange is very serious nonsense. "Love is not child's play, you have been waiting under the coffin for so many years, everything needs to be worked on~"

Hearing the strange relief, the voice seemed to be interested. "Then, the slave went and gave him a gift."

"Remember, you have to pick the best gift, the most expensive thing in your tomb, to show sincerity, maybe he will change his mind~" The strange murmur seduced. In my heart, I can't help but feel unlucky for the tomb robber, at this time, a female zongzi suddenly popped up to fall in love with you, it is estimated that a person will be crazy, right?

By the time he came back to his senses, the radio had returned to its original peaceful music.

I looked at the electronic watch, and it was already past twelve o'clock. The stranger stretched out, it was time to take a break.

He stood up and was about to go outside, but the door was opened from the outside.

When he saw the person coming, he didn't panic, but asked with a smile, "Why are you here now?" ”

The man was wearing a pair of big sunglasses and holding an umbrella in his hand that was still dripping, he smiled and said, "It's raining outside, I'll give you an umbrella." ”

"Uh-oh." The stranger took the umbrella in his hand with a big grin, then sat back in the chair and pointed to the remaining half bowl of lunch on the table and smiled: "Solve it for me, you probably haven't eaten." ”

The man didn't answer, just pulled a seat and slowly began to eat.

The stranger just sat on the sidelines and watched, and said, "When will I be able to follow and play in the next fight?" ”

The man glanced at him, and suddenly smiled, "Isn't it time to be afraid?" ”

"How is that possible?" The strange retorted: "I've been looking forward to it, just now a female ghost in the tomb talked to me, it seems to be called Jingyi, self-proclaimed slave, it should be from the Song Dynasty, a big family, how about it?" Are you going to take over? ”

The man buried his head in the cold meal and said vaguely, "Let's talk about it." ”

The strange was a little disappointed, and said in a broken thought: "I've been looking forward to it, you said that my physical fitness is similar to you now, and I'm smarter than you, except for those metaphysical aspects that are not as good as you, but I may be able to solve a mystery for you, you said that if I didn't help last time, how could we escape from it?" ”

After picking up the last grain of rice, the man left without saying a word.

"Hey, hey! You're leaving! No matter how strange calls him, he won't look back.

The stranger is a little disappointed, but this is also a common thing, this person does things all day long and comes and goes without a trace, and he is not as diligent as okra appears, and he should be used to it.

I sat back on the bench, and just put on my headphones, but I heard another burst of radio waves in the headphones, and then an excited voice broke in.

"Slave, slave has already given the gift, you, you say, will she like what the slave gave him?"

The stranger was a little absent-minded, but still said: "It should be, it depends on his mind at this time, you wait." By the way, what are you sending? ”

"Slave, slave sent a pair of jade mandarin ducks. It's a slave...... Something close to you. At the end, the voice was a little shy.

There was a fierce black line, and the stranger was about to say something, but he heard the sound of the door being opened.

"Hey! Strange, voila! Just now a female ghost gave me a pair of jadeite, what is printed on it? Come and help me take a look! ”

The stranger looked at the things shaking in the hands of the comer, and at this moment his heart could only be described in four words.

Damn it...... Retarded!