Chapter 36: Xu Dashu's First Time

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Li Gang said slowly: "This matter is also to blame my daughter-in-law, my father suffered from severe asthma before his death, and he had to rely on medicine every day to alleviate his condition, Dao Chang, you also know, we countrymen, can make a few dollars a year, and this year's harvest is not good, my daughter-in-law instigated me to cut off the medicine for the old man, I was blinded to my conscience for a while, so I agreed, but the old man hanged himself a few days later." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

An old man suffering from asthma can imagine how torturous that pain is, his son who worked hard to raise an adult, in the end, he doesn't care about himself, no wonder the old man still has so much resentment after he dies.

"You're just a beast, you don't even care about your own father, you know that this is murder in disguise? Now the old man is unwilling to come back to seek revenge, and you also asked for it, I can't help you. After saying that, the chief of the right ear canal was about to walk out of the house.

Li Gang hurriedly knelt down and hugged the leg of the right ear canal, and cried: "I know that I am not human, and I regret it now, my son has been telling me these days that his grandfather often appears in dreams and wants to take him away, please help me for my son's sake!" Let me do whatever I want. ”

The head of the right ear canal sighed helplessly: "You get up!" For the sake of your son, who is not yet an adult, I will help you, but now you go and kowtow in front of the old man's posthumous photo, and I will stop you when I say stop. ”

"Okay, I'll go." After Li Gang finished speaking, he hurriedly got up, ignoring the surprised people in the courtyard, kept kowtowing in front of the old man's posthumous photo, and kept saying in his mouth: "Dad, I was wrong, please forgive me!" ”

Let Li Gang keep kowtowing in front of his father's posthumous photo, and the head of the right ear canal walked to the door with Xu Dashu.

"Big tree, I decided to ask you to do it this time." The right ear canal said.

"Me? Can I? Xu Dashu himself has no confidence at all.

"You have to do it yourself, and you can't let others stand in front of you in the future! You can rest assured, you are doing it on the side, and I am guiding you on the side. ”

"Okay!" Xu Dashu reluctantly agreed.

"Dao Chief, this is not good, this is a major matter related to human life, Dao Chief, you must not be so hasty!" Li Gang, who kept kowtowing on the side, heard it and hurriedly shouted.

"Shut up! Do your own thing first. ”

"Oh!"

The right auditor took out a brush, a porcelain bowl, an ink fountain, a bottle filled with red liquid, and a few pieces of rune paper from his bag, and poured the red liquid into the bowl first, and then the ink.

"Big tree, are you still a child?" The head of the right ear canal asked.

"Huh? Senior, this is a personal question, can you not answer it? Xu Dashu said embarrassedly.

", after all?"

"Do you count by hand?" Xu Dashu looked squirming and pinching.

"Of course this doesn't count, since you're still the best boy chicken, hurry up and pee a bowl of urine." The chief of the right ear canal urged.

Xu Dashu hurriedly ran to a hidden place to urinate a bowl.

"Pour it in."

The head of the right ear canal asked Xu Dashu to pour urine into the bowl, and then mix evenly.

"Big tree, can you draw the corpse talisman of Liuding Town?" The head of the right ear canal asked.

"Wait, I'll see." Xu Dashu hurriedly opened the golden bottle of plums, and sure enough, there was a detailed record in the book, and after reading it for about ten minutes, Xu Dashu said with confidence: "Senior, okay, I can try." ”

From Xu Dashu's temporary flip book, the head of the right ear canal knew that Xu Dashu was grinding and using it, and he wanted to see if Xu Dashu could draw it.

Xu Dashu carefully recalled the detailed diagram he had just seen, and then drew it stroke by stroke on the rune paper, one horizontal and one vertical.

"Yes, yes, hook there, be calm!"

"By the way, there's still a handful there, and you have to be straight! nice! ”

The head of the right ear canal was carefully instructed on the side, and Xu Dashu drew it carefully.

Li Gang on the side looked at the irresponsible appearance of the head of his right ear canal, and wanted to cry without tears, but he didn't dare to have any opinions, so he could only concentrate on kowtowing, out of sight and out of mind.

Finally, under Xu Dashu's humble learning, a Liuding Town corpse talisman was completed, looking at his masterpiece, Xu Dashu was very satisfied, proudly took out his mobile phone, took a picture of the yellow talisman, and uploaded it to the group: "The first masterpiece of life." ”

Three non-precepts: "66666666"

Crazy Knife Dao Leader: "It's okay, so-so!" ”

Huangshan Dao Chang posted a dynamic picture of rubbing the dog's head upstairs angrily, don't discourage the enthusiasm of the big tree and the little friend! A dog's head was rubbed mercilessly by a big hand @ Crazy Knife Dao Chief

Flower Fairy Daoist: "Upstairs +1" smirk

Drunken Moon Taoist smiled with a smile

Nanshan Daochang: "666666" @黄山道长

"Sure enough, the seniors of Huangshan are still very good to me!" Xu Dashu thought to himself. It is estimated that the injury is not healed, Xu Dashu unexpectedly found that the Nine Shadows Dao Chief did not speak, and he liked to intervene the most in this kind of excitement in the past.

"Senior, what should I do next?" Xu Dashu asked.

"The rest is easy, but it depends on the individual's actions." After speaking, let Li Gang, who was still kowtowing, come out of the house.

"Big tree, stick the yellow talisman on the coffin, remember that there are two essentials of action."

"Which two?" After asking, Xu Dashu pricked up his ears and listened carefully to what the chief of his right ear canal said.

"Don't forget, move fast, and be handsome!"

Xu Dashu was speechless.

After speaking, he shouted to the people in the courtyard: "Taoist priest practice, idle people wait for a while." The right ear canal spoke in a tone full of momentum, and after speaking, he whispered to Xu Dashu: "Hurry up, the momentum has been played out for you, and the rest is up to you." ”

Xu Dashu: "... ”

"Look at me." Xu Dashu shouted, ready to jump out handsomely in the posture of an eagle spreading its wings.

"Ahh

There is still a threshold at the door of the countryman's hall, Xu Dashu jumped relatively low, tripped by the threshold, and fell out.

The crowd of onlookers around them were dumbfounded.

"What a five-body worship method! Good! The head of the right ear canal hurriedly shouted to relieve the atmosphere for Xu Dashu.

"Good!" The surrounding crowd was stunned by the shout of the chief of the right ear canal, and they all applauded for unknown reasons.

"Hey, hey!" Xu Dashu smiled embarrassedly, and quickly got up and pasted the yellow talisman on the coffin.

It's just that Li Gang, who was on the side, saw tears streaming down his face, and he didn't know how uncomfortable he felt because of his father's death.

At this time, the head of the right ear canal shouted: "Point the Lord, get up, pull the banner, hold the paper, and prepare to carry the coffin out of the funeral!" As soon as the right ear canal finished speaking, the crowd that had been waiting immediately became busy.

The children in front of them were holding white flags, and some people were holding wreaths and paper ties, and they went out of the yard first and waited in front.

The four men carrying the coffin had already tied the rope to the coffin, and the wood that carried the coffin had also been inserted into the rope sleeve, ready to carry the coffin out of the funeral at any time.

"The eldest son of the deceased fell to his knees!" An old man who was in charge of the burial process walked up to the coffin and shouted.

Li Gang hurriedly knelt in front of his father's coffin, holding a clay basin for burning paper money, and cried loudly.

"Break the pot and get out of the coffin!" The old man shouted.

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