Text: Ninety-two, the mother and daughter banshee play the black pig
Sun Wukong and I flew slowly to the inner room, although the door was closed, but there was a hollow carved flower window on the door, and we easily entered it.
After flying in, I saw that this place was really wrong, layer by layer I don't know how many entered, if it was really a big family, at most there was a five or six in, and then there was a garden courtyard or something, but this one was good, after one into the warehouse, and then into the tool room, and then inside the warehouse, who is sick will make so many warehouses in the back of the living room.
Sun Wukong and I chatted and flew straight in, what warehouse kitchen, mill granary dozens of one after another, only then came to an open courtyard, although the big house in the middle was closed, but the lights were bright, obviously there were people in the room.
The speed of our flight is much faster than walking, and it took us fifteen minutes to get here, and it is estimated that Zhu Bajie walked for half an hour to get here.
There is a light in the house, it is estimated that Zhu Bajie and the four of them are in the middle of the big house, although the door is closed, but one of the windows is not closed tightly, and there is a gap that is completely enough for me and Sun Wukong to get into.
When I entered this big house, the silver wax shimmered brightly, and this room was brighter than the Buddhist hall, and I almost thought that there was an electric light here.
As soon as I saw Zhu Bajie's dead pig kneeling on the ground kowtowing to Mojah's family, these five or six hundred catties of goods knocked their heads on the ground, and I was afraid that the stone slab on the ground would be smashed by him.
Zhu Bajie kowtowed, knelt on the ground and asked with a raised face, "Mother, which sister do you give me?"
Mo Jia frowned slightly, and said distressedly: "It is these difficulties, I want to match the eldest daughter with you, I am afraid of the second female monster, I want the second daughter to match you, I am afraid of the third female monster, I want to match the third female monster with you, and I am afraid of the eldest female monster, so I am undecided." ”
I said that this beautiful sister, since she can't make up her mind, then she can't offend anyone, and it's okay to return our wild boar Peggy to me, I'm in a hurry to go to the west.
Zhu Bajie heard the words and said: "Mother, if you are afraid of fighting, you can fight with me, so as to save yourself from making noise and messing up the family law." ”
I'll you! You dead pig's head still want to eat three in one bite, it's so beautiful that you don't take it lightly!
The Moja clan was not happy when he heard this, and said angrily: "How can this be reasonable! You alone will not be able to occupy my three daughters!"
Zhu Bajie said proudly: "Look at what my mother said, which one doesn't have three rooms and four concubines? Just a few more, and your son-in-law also smiled." When I was young, I also learned a way to survive the war, and I was happy to be in charge of the situation one by one. ”
Yo he! I have also learned the method of staying up in battle, so you can do it, even if this Moja clan is a goblin change, those immortal bodhisattvas on our heads are not joking, and the teacher can't save you.
The method of staying up and fighting, what is the method of staying in battle, to put it bluntly, it is the technique in the room, what kind of golden gun does not fall Indian yoga and the like, this product is very good at showing off his man, and the three girls can win it.
Pig head, I really feel sorry for you as a teacher, no one will know how powerful you are in that aspect, but how powerful the Bodhisattva is, you will know in a while.
Mo Jia obviously ignored Zhu Bajie's set, she waved her hand and said: "It's not good! It's not good! So, I have a handkerchief here, you put it on your head, cover your face, hit a heavenly marriage, tell my daughter to walk past you, you stretch out your hand and pull whichever one will match you." ”
is here, the classic Zhu Bajie touching his daughter-in-law.
Jia Moshi handed the small handkerchief in his hand to Zhu Bajie, such a small handkerchief, spread out is not as big as a tissue, not to mention his big pig's head, even my handsome little bald scoop can't cover it, I said Sister Mo, you can't put water, said yes, blindfolded blind selection.
Zhu Bajie reached out and took the small handkerchief, his black pig's trotter clip was already big, and the small handkerchief was even more inconspicuous compared to his hand.
But at the same time that Zhu Bajie put the handkerchief on his head, the handkerchief actually became bigger, and the handkerchief that was originally only the size of a tissue not only covered his huge pig head, but even his stubby pig neck was covered, but I didn't expect Mojah to have this method, and the small handkerchief suddenly became bigger than the face pocket, yes.
I pointed to the handkerchief on Zhu Bajie's head and asked, "Wukong, this handkerchief is a magic weapon?"
Sun Wukong sneered: "It's just ordinary witchcraft, this nerd is confused at this time, if it weren't for this, where could such a spell fool him." ”
I'm sure Zhu Bajie really can't see anything now, he is wearing a handkerchief as big as a tablecloth, just like a bride wearing a hijab, Zhu Bajie can't wait to say: "Mother, please come out." ”
Covered with a pig's head, I suddenly had the idea of picking up a stick and giving him a fat beating, I said mother-in-law, can you clean up this dead pig for me.
My in-laws, the Moja clan, obviously didn't sense my heart's request, Zhu Bajie put on a handkerchief, and she called out her three flowers and jade for people to look at...... Ahem, Amitabha......
Mojah called: "True, love, and mercy, they all come to marry and be worthy of your son-in-law." ”
Tingting, these three beauties walked out from behind the screen, in addition to the tinkling rings, there are also their silver Ling-like pleasant laughter, with the appearance of the three women, the room was filled with an indescribable fragrance, smelling the aroma, looking at the three beautiful girls in front of me, my heartbeat began to accelerate, and I was busy reciting the Heart Sutra silently in my heart.
I only recited it silently, the restlessness in my heart has disappeared a lot, I am really sincerely grateful to Wuchao Zen Master, when he passed on my multi-heart sutra, he said that if I encounter a demon obstacle to recite this scripture, now I try this effect is really good, good.
Although Zhu Bajie couldn't see with his eyes, he heard the voices of the beauties and smelled the fragrance of the girls.
The three beauties circled around Zhu Bajie, laughing while turning, Zhu Bajie listened to the laughter and hurriedly reached out to touch, grabbed it here, fished a handful there, but the left and right hugged failed to catch one.
Although he didn't catch a daughter-in-law after touching it for a long time, Zhu Bajie seemed to be enjoying it very much, and he even laughed out loud.
Maybe Zhu Bajie was thinking in his heart that these beauties were dexterous, and he didn't catch any of them because he couldn't see them, but I couldn't laugh at all when I watched from the sidelines, so what kind of dexterity is this, these three beauties used light skills when they dodged, no, this is simply a flash!
I said that you guys are a bit too much, first of all, you used a charm spell to confuse my apprentice, not to mention, blindfolded people's eyes and flashed infinitely, Lai Pi, you guys, you are a daze brother!
Perhaps because he couldn't catch anyone, Zhu Bajie also began to get anxious, and the amplitude of his movements increased significantly. With the increase in the intensity of the action, it was indeed a lot faster, but the three girls were still smiling and playing flashing, and Zhu Bajie stumbled either against the wall or on the furniture.
Zhu Bajie, this is my baby second apprentice Zhu Bajie, who threw a pig fetus weighing more than 600 pounds of Zhu Gangguana, so violently slammed into the chair, the handkerchief on the top of Zhu Bajie's head was immediately soaked in blood, and Zhu Bajie's head broke and the chair didn't even shake.
I don't know how many times I bumped into the front and back, Zhu Bajie sat on the ground panting, and at this time, the three beauties who had been performing infinite flashes also stood beside Zhu Bajie with a smile.
Originally, I was a little cautious when I looked at the mother and daughter, but at this time, I only felt extremely ugly when I saw their smiles, I don't care if you are gods or demons, such an insult to people, only makes me disgusted.
My face gradually turned cold, yes, Zhu Bajie didn't stand the test of your beauty, but this is my apprentice!
I looked at Sun Wukong next to me, and before he could speak, Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and shook his head, and then pointed to it.
Alas, Bajie, I can't help you for the teacher's love, now you are being played with between applause, but I can't stand up for you, don't blame the teacher, who called us inferior to others.
Zhu Bajie gasped, stretched out his hand to tear off the handkerchief on his head that had been covered by several big red flowers on his own blood, but he didn't move after a few pulls, Zhu Bajie said: "Mother, your daughter is so slippery that she can't catch one, but what!"
After playing enough, the three little beauties hid behind the screen again, Mojah smiled and walked to Zhu Bajie and removed his hijab from him, and the handkerchief changed back to its original size at the same time as it was in her hand, if it weren't for Sun Wukong's explanation, I really thought that this handkerchief would be a magic weapon.
Moja smiled and said: "Son-in-law, it's not my daughter who is obedient, it's that they are all humble and refuse to recruit you." ”
lifted the hijab, only then did he see Zhu Bajie's miserable appearance, the corners of his eyebrows were broken, and the blood flowed down his left eye to his long pig nose, his nose was also bruised, and the corners of his mouth were still dripping blood, and his big ears didn't know what they were scraped just now, and a small hole was cracked at the root of the ear, which was also oozing blood.
Seeing Zhu Bajie's appearance, the fire in my heart came up at once, and it was made like this, Zhu Bajie couldn't even see the three little girls, I really wanted Sun Wukong to go over and vent his evil anger for Zhu Bajie.
But this uncompetitive fool has already seen this miserable picture, and he doesn't forget to think about these girls.
Zhu Bajie said: "Mother, since they refuse to recruit me, you recruit me." ”
If you can recite a few more Heart Sutras with me at that time, why suffer this sin, Wuchao Zen Master is still your acquaintance, people give us a piece of the Sutra for free, you still don't learn it, you are usually lazy, now it's okay!
Mo Jia listened to Zhu Bajie's words, and said coquettishly: "Good son-in-law! This is not big or small, even the mother-in-law wants it!"
Zhu Bajie grinned and said with a big mouth that was still bleeding and said, "Mother, what do you say?" ”
Moja thought for a while and said, "My three daughters have the most ingenious hearts, and the three of them have a pearl brocade sweatshirt, if you wear whichever one you wear, you can call it which one recruits you." ”
Zhu Bajie hurriedly agreed, "Okay! Okay! Okay! Bring all three pieces to me to wear, if they are all dressed, let them all recruit!"
Okay, your sister, okay! I said you don't have any brains! What are you, you're a pig! A pig that walks upright and weighs 600 pounds!
Is your brain wat, the clothes you wear are all modified by Lao Tzu to put two pieces of one piece for you to wear, and the clothes on your body can be used as bed sheets when they are spread out, you use your own brain to think about it, how can you wear the clothes they make!