Chapter 53: Drag Racing
I have to say, Mang Chitose's technique of controlling the real body, that's really a must. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Its body was a black python, and it was so big that it was unprecedented, at least not before I had ever heard of it.
Just such a big python, at this time, had poked its head out from under the sea, opened its mouth almost vertically, and stopped firmly on the side of the yacht, waiting for us to jump in.
At that time, the wind was not small, and the waves on the sea were wave after wave, and even the yacht was beaten by the waves.
But even so, the black python under the sea still didn't move a bit, just like the Dinghai God needle inserted in the sea, looking weird.
"This jump won't jump directly into your stomach, right? A lot of words," the old man Zuo asked with curiosity on his face.
"Don't worry." When Mang Chitose said this, his expression was also very naΓ―ve, and there was even a taste of disgust that I had thought of a long time ago, so in my throat -- novel. The throat piece, I've blocked it with yin qi. β
"Can Yin Qi still block your throat?" I was stunned.
"You kind of waste, naturally you can't imagine my master's ability." Mang Chitose glanced at me, and said with disdain that the yin qi was pure to a certain point, and then it could be condensed into substance."
"Oh yes!" I nodded busily, not letting Mang Chitose continue to damage my yin qi condensing my true body, I have seen this kind of ability! β
"Bullshit, you've seen it, Lao Tzu uses this method that's different from those!" Mang Chitose frowned.
"Come on, you're the best, don't talk to Xiao Yuan about popularizing science, okay?" Fang Shiliang left, glanced down, and said with great interest Since the Chitose Lord is from our Ghost Mountain, then the first person to get on the car must be me. β
Hearing this, everyone didn't say anything, looking at the situation, no one wanted to fight with him.
Jumping into the mouth of a giant python, it is indeed better to have a leader in this kind of thing!
If there are no accidents, then everyone is happy.
If he died, then everyone would be happy, and we would be able to stop the car and find a separate way to go to Mount Bulao in time.
Of course, this is just to say, anyone can die, and Fang Shiliang will never die.
At least for the time being, he certainly won't die.
"Seriously, I'm most worried about you, sloppy and unhygienic" Mang Chitose said with a frown, looking at Fang Shiliang's greasy hair, his expression was a little disgusting Are you sure you took a bath? β
"I didn't wash it, I didn't wash it for three days, what do you want?" Fang Shiliang asked rhetorically.
"!! You bastard!! And you did."
Without waiting for Mang Chitose to scold the latter words, Fang Shiliang took a step forward with his bag on his back, and then jumped into the mouth of Mang Chitose's real body in full view of everyone.
To be honest, at that time, not to mention Mang Chitose, even we wanted to smoke him.
You jump and jump, what does it mean that you howl all the way down?
If you want to howl, you can't learn something good, and the sound of howling is the same as the kind of moaning in a small movie, and it sounds so obscene.
"Cool~~~~"
Listening to this incessant howl, Mang Chitose's face darkened.
"Cool your ancestor!" Mang Chitose couldn't help but roar.
"My ancestors are very cool, and I am also very cool, haha!" Fang Shiliang laughed and said, you jump down quickly, it's like a mattress, it's comfortable to step on! β
"! I almost forgot! Mang Chitose looked at us with a sudden realization, and said busily that you took off your shoes and danced again! These shoes are too dirty! Or"
Without waiting for Mang Chitose to finish speaking, the old man Zuo suddenly laughed twice, then held up the railing and jumped down without hesitation.
In the words of Mang Chitose, looking at it is like committing suicide.
"It's all dirty anyway, and I don't care if it's dirty, right? A lot of words," Shen Shi'an smiled.
As soon as he heard this, Mang Chitose was so aggrieved that he was about to cry.
"You can't say that!! You're so bad."
"Walk you!"
Wu Qiusheng laughed and shouted, he didn't plan to listen to Mang Chitose's words at all, he jumped down with a run, and the whole set of actions was so smooth that I wanted to applaud him.
"It's my turn." Shen Shi'an smiled and said with a smile, the thousand-year-old master, offended. β
"Jump, jump, I can't stop you, whatever." Mang Chitose was full of frustration, standing on the edge of the railing, sighing and sighing, Lao Tzu also got on the thief ship, what a urging. β
"Offended!" Shen Shi'an said with a smile.
After Shen Shi'an jumped down, the people standing on the boat jumped down one after another.
Because the blind boss couldn't see with his eyes, in this case, for the sake of insurance, Zheng Xiaoxian'er jumped with him.
If no one jumps with him, and as a result, the blind boss jumps into the sea by himself, fuck me, I guess the blind boss will die of depression!
Soon, the people on the boat jumped almost as well, and even the evil lama jumped down, leaving me and the fat uncle.
"You go first." I looked at the fat uncle, quietly stepped to the side, and said with a smile My Royal Highness. β
"Okay." The fat uncle didn't think much about it, nodded and left, then looked down and shouted "Get out of the way!" Beware of me pressing you! β
The power of Uncle Fat's words is not weaker than the attack of the Dusheng Sect.
When his words fell, Mang Chitose's real body's mouth was about to turn upside down.
"Get out of the way! Don't squeeze me in the middle!! β
"!! Who the squeezes me?! β
"Get out of the way!! The little fat man is coming down!! Beware of smashing you guys!! β
Hearing these voices, Uncle Fat seemed to understand, for me to be the queen of the palace.
"You're so smart."
I didn't mean to be proud of being praised by the fat uncle, I smiled modestly and used my brain first and then my hands, this is what you taught me! β
The fat uncle laughed twice, patted his big belly, and then climbed onto the railing and jumped straight down.
In a matter of seconds, I heard the howls of some people.
"Yuan Changshan!! You're so shitty with your shit!! Fang Shiliang was howling miserably below, it seemed that he was the one who was squeezed in the middle by everyone, and he was not generally miserable, didn't you remind us earlier? ! It's good to let the fat uncle come down first!! β
"Don't blame me, I didn't have time to jump before you danced a single one." I stood on the edge of the railing and watched them spread their hands and you were anxious to eat hot tofu, can I be blamed for that? "Don't skip words.
As I spoke, I glanced back, and saw that Mang's body had become a little illusory.
"Going to disperse?" I asked curiously.
"Well, let's disperse first." Mang Chitose nodded, since only my real body will be used next, then there is no need to maintain my phantom body, and it is a waste of resources to keep it, so it will be good to gather it when I want to use it. β
"Okay." I smiled, then I'll go down first, you cut off. β
"." Mang Chitose Na's wave of hand.
I smiled and raised my eyebrows at it, then climbed onto the railing, spread my hands, and made a gesture of embracing freedom, the expression on my face was already literary to the point of pretending to be forced.
At that time, I also wanted to phrase something to set the mood and pretend to be forced.
But what I didn't expect was that as soon as I climbed up and put on this pose, Mang Chitose's foot kicked me in the ass.
"Get out!!"
With its roar, I fell straight off the yacht and fell into the crowd impartially.
If it weren't for the timely dodge of the people below, I guess I would have to smash several of them.
"Hey! Don't say it! It's pretty warm in here! "After I landed, I didn't rush to get up, but sighed a few soft words like a mattress, coming here is comparable to a vacation."
"You're not disgusted when you're lying on someone's tongue." Fang Shiliang looked at me with disdain, kicked me, and said hurry up, take out the flashlight, the skylight is about to close! β
"Huh?"
At this moment, Mang Chitose suddenly closed his mouth, turned his head and ran downward.
The sudden darkness is quite scary, but after a while, it will be gone, and we will still be radiant when we turn on the flashlight.
But at that time, we all had a new problem, which was also a problem that we had never thought of.
Mang Chitose has no armrests or chairs in his mouth.
When it's moving at high speed, if we don't find something to use to stabilize our body, then we have to
"!! Slow down!! β
"Don't push me!! I'm fucking lying on the ground, and you're still pushing ?!! β
"Park, park, park!! Old driver!! You brake first!! Wait until we grab your teeth and drag drag again, okay?! β
When I heard the shouts of the others, I didn't have the strength to speak.
In just ten seconds, I have fallen three times, let people smash twice, and been stepped on once collectively.
Now there is nothing on my body that doesn't hurt, and I can't even lift my hands, can this be considered a stampede?
Damn it!!
The old driver is racing around, this is really going to kill people!!
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