"It's not that hard to get the space warp to fold. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" The old man's voice sounded beside Yu Tian, "What the desolate insects can do, we can also do." ”

"As you can see, I am a Taoist priest, the fifty-third generation head of the Qingfeng Sect - Qin Ge." The old man put his hands behind his back, and said with a serious expression.

“……”

"What? You don't believe it? Seeing Yu Tian's suspicions, Qin Ge sneered.

Qin Gexin said that you, an old man, really can't see anything like a Taoist priest except that your body is stiff and you have some problems in your brain.

Qin Ge didn't say much, stepped on the bluestone slab, jumped up several meters in a non-human way, stepped on the roof with one foot, and then stepped on it, his figure flashed, and disappeared on the wall of Longshan.

"I'll ...... It's really a martial arts master......" Yu Tian saw the cornices walking on the wall in a martial arts movie for the first time in reality, and couldn't help but open his mouth wide in surprise.

"You stinky boy! I actually said that my Taoism is kung fu! Qin Ge's furious voice floated from the mountain, and before Yu Tian could react, he ghostly appeared in front of Yu Tian again, holding a plant that Yu Tian had never seen before, and what surprised Yu Tian the most was that the roots of this plant, which resembled radish, actually exaggeratedly danced the roots that resembled octopus tentacles, and let out bursts of piercing screams.

“…… What are you holding in your hand! The hairs on Yu Tian's whole body stood up, and he took a few steps back before he barely stopped, his eyes full of nervousness.

"You know you're scared?" Qin Ge waved the strange plant in his hand, and the latter screamed even more hysterically, and as soon as Qin Ge shook his hand, he threw the screaming monster to the mountain behind the courtyard.

"The guy you just saw can be called a spirit for the time being, of course, ordinary people don't understand, it's okay to say it's a monster, a demon, a monster. Its official name is Logan, and it is basically not aggressive, and it can be found casually in the mountains and forests, but ordinary people can't find them at all. Qin Ge walked to the well, stretched out his palm and put it at the mouth of the well, and a column of water sprayed out as if it were alive.

"You encountered a desolate insect last night. The desolate insect has no entity, and the coiling dragon incense burner is its projection in this world. Wild insects can travel freely between different spaces, and the passages they dig in space are wormholes. Of course, since it is a worm, it is natural to eat, and a young man like you is the favorite snack of the wild worm. ”

In Yu Tian's almost demented gaze, Qin Ge washed his hands, shook his hands, and then said: "Don't put this demented look on me, and then listen, this world is not what you saw before, those demons and monsters in novels and movies are real, and the duty of our Taoist priests is to subdue demons and eliminate demons." ”

Seeing Yu Tian's still sluggish expression, Qin Ge sighed and said, "I know that the amount of information you accept now is too large, and it is difficult for you to accept it for a while. It's the same when I first started listening to my master talk about these things, but you'll get used to it. ”

"I said, Uncle Qin...... Why does what you're saying sound like a web novel with a terrible setting? Yu Tian couldn't help but complain.

"Is there such a serious setting?" Qin Ge glared at Yu Tian fiercely and said, "Anyway, you just need to remember that our world is definitely not as harmonious as you imagined, compared to monsters, even extreme terrorists are simply weak!" ”

"Isn't that Taoist job dangerous?" Yu Tian asked.

"So, we have to practice and become incomparably powerful beings. For example, the cornices and walls that you just demonstrated are some small Taoist demonstrations. Qin Ge turned around the patio with his fingers, and said proudly, "Don't look at this courtyard, it's only thirty square meters, you must know that the most powerful Taoist priest in the history of Yuezhou has been born here—that is, me." ”

Boasting isn't like you! Ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past Yu Tian's heart, and he forced his composure and said: "In this way, this so-called calligraphy and painting shop is just a disguise? ”

"Who said Qingfeng Pavilion is a disguise?" Qin Ge glanced at Yu Tian with extreme contempt again and said, "Do you understand the hidden identity?" Haven't you seen Superman and Spider-Man are newspaper reporters, and Iron Man and Batman are rich second generations? Do you know what professional quality is? My calligraphy and painting are as good as Taoism, this is the professional quality! ”

Yu Tian was speechless, he could only barely squeeze out a smile and nodded in agreement.

"I almost forgot." Qin Ge patted his head lightly with his hand and said, "In the future, you will officially join my Qingfeng Sect, you can just call me Master." Of course, this apprenticeship ceremony still has to be passed. ”

"What!" Yu Tian jumped up, waved his hand again and again, and said, "Old man Qin! I just broke your stone table, and did it hurt me like this? Besides, you obviously pushed me to the stone table! I'm not a Taoist priest, absolutely not! ”

joke, although Yu Tian is a masturbator, he is not so miserable that he is a monk.

"If I let you in, you must get in! If you don't enter, you have to enter! There's only one way to get in, and that's to step on my corpse and get out! Qin Ge had a cold face and refused arrogantly.

Yu Tianxin said Uncle, do you still have a discipline, it really doesn't matter if you are such a scoundrel? But Qin Ge's strength was there, as long as he didn't agree, he wouldn't be able to leave here no matter what. God knows if this nervous Taoist priest will destroy himself if he is unhappy.

"Master, can you not enter? I don't have the talent to be a Taoist priest, and more importantly, I don't want to be single for the rest of my life......" Yu Tian said with a bitter face.

"Single or not, that's your own business! If you have the ability, I have no problem finding dozens of wives! Qin Ge said boldly with a wave of his hand.

Yu Tian wanted to ask something more, but was interrupted impatiently by Qin Ge: "Okay, if there are any questions, let's talk about it later, let's give the apprenticeship ceremony first!" ”

A Taoist priest is a Taoist priest, after all, it is also a profession, and the monks and Taoists in the temple are living a very nourishing life, and the sect of this old man Qin does not need to be a monk...... Yu Tianyi gritted his teeth and said, "Worship, worship!" ”

"You can teach." In Qin Ge's weird smile, Yu Tian followed Qin Ge to the small building behind the patio. Pushing the door in, the first thing Yu Tian saw was a quaint study.

The study room is spacious, with tall wooden shelves neatly stacked with all kinds of books, in addition to modern books, there are also a large number of thread-bound books, and even older paper scrolls and bamboo slips, which looks like a pocket book museum.

Yu Tian glanced at the bookshelf and found that there were some boring academic books on it, but the titles of the books seemed a little strange, even a little weird, such as "On the Standardization of High-precision Charm Drawing", "The Mutation of the Unconscious Demon Body", "The Illustrated Guide to the Magic Weapon of the Universal Dao Gate", "Detailed Explanation of the Structure of the Hyperspace Rune Gate", as for the paper scrolls and bamboo slips, the title of the book could not be seen at all. Even if Yu Tian can open it, it is estimated that he will not know the scribbled script and the spell-like seal script on it.

"Okay, this is the ancestral study of our Qingfeng faction, you can apprentice here." Qin Ge sat down on the Taishi chair in front of the bookcase and said in a deep voice.

So, Yu Tian completed the apprenticeship ceremony in a daze. The ceremony is very simple, it is nothing more than reporting the name and birthday, kneeling down to kowtow to the master, and then serving the master a cup of tea, and then there is no more, it is outrageously simple.

"That's the end of it?" Looking at the master who was sitting in the Taishi's chair and drinking tea leisurely, Yu Tian looked dazed.

"What do you think? Bathing and burning incense, kneeling three times and knocking nine times? Young man, have you watched too many bloody costume dramas? Qin Ge took a sip of tea unhurriedly and said with disdain.

"Master, now that I'm your disciple, shouldn't you respect my feelings?" Yu Tian shot back without hesitation.

"Young man, the teacher has fully considered your feelings, after all, you are my chief single disciple." Qin Ge said unhurriedly.

"Wait a minute, what do you mean by the chief single disciple?" Yu Tian suddenly had a bad premonition.