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"Yes." The patient nodded.

"Please give me the questionnaire you just filled out." Fung pointed to the test questionnaire that the patient had filled out while waiting for the consultation.

"Oh, okay." The patient hands it over.

"Tell me about yourself." Feng Baikang glanced at the test questionnaire hastily and showed a professional smile. It's just that under the embellishment of the shiny pimples on his face, this smile is somewhat obscene.

"Okay." The patient groaned for a moment and began to recount the ins and outs of the cause......

"You mean, you were hit by a meteor the night before yesterday, and then you ate twenty buns at night, and then you ate a mobile phone in your dream at night, and then your brain could hear someone calling, and then the phone turned into a murmur, right?" Feng Baikang summed it up.

"Yes. Maybe I really ate a phone, though. The patient pulled out a missing phone case from his pocket and looked pleaded.

"Well, don't worry." Feng Baikang smiled, "What do you do?" This may be related to your condition. ”

"I'm an accountant." The patient replied honestly.

As expected, looking at this outfit, it should be a poor student who has just entered the society, Feng Baikang is quite satisfied with his vicious eyes, this is an inferior customer who can't squeeze out much oil and water, "Oh...... Then you take a film first and then do a brain wave and brain CT, the film is to check whether there are mobile phone parts in your stomach, the brain wave is mainly to see the degree of brain activity, brain CT, the main thing is to see if there is a meteor in the skull, uh, what you said meteors and so on. ”

"Doctor, can you now determine what is wrong with me?" The patient was a little anxious.

"The preliminary judgment is dissociative conversion disorder, which is commonly known as hysteria." Feng Baikang pretended to be comforted: "The exact result will not be determined until the inspection report comes out." But don't worry too much, as long as you use the treatment we have introduced from Haru University in the United States, you can guarantee that it will be-"

The phone rang, a ringtone for her. Feng Baikang was a little entangled, according to the regulations, he couldn't make or receive phone calls when receiving a doctor.

But when he thought of her, he felt a little hot in his body - when he was young, a green plum and a bamboo horse; When he was a teenager, one went abroad and the other took the college entrance examination; A few years later, one returned from Europa Pheasant University, and the other successfully graduated from Datianhai Jiuliu College; Nowadays, one is stealing customers and panning for gold in the psychiatric department contracted by the third uncle of the son of his uncle's second aunt, and the other is eating and waiting to die in a fake shoe company run by the nephew of his cousin's cousin.

Cupid let the two meet by chance, and the hormones made them hug each other tightly, "Kangkang, I, I want to save that sacred moment for the wedding night, if you really want, I ...... I can use ......" "No, baby, how can I make you so despise yourself, I, I can't help ......" - in short, Kang Kang is ready to answer the baby's call.

"Uh, I'm sorry, this is a patient's phone ......" Feng Baikang looked embarrassed.

"It's okay, you can take it, other patients are also very important, I'm not in a hurry." The patient is very reasonable.

"I'm sorry about that." Feng Baikang walked out of the consultation room with the phone.

Three minutes later, Feng Baikang hung up the phone with satisfaction, and pushed open the door of the clinic happily, "I'm sorry, I've let you be long-"

it! Looking at the patient in the chair, Feng Baikang was shocked into a cold sweat, and swallowed the remaining half of the sentence raw.

Careless! Unexpectedly, it is dissociative identity disorder, that is, the multiple personality!

Sweeping away the confusion and helplessness just now, the patient was looking at him with a sharp and cold look, and in the eyes of the patient, Feng Baikang could not find a trace of human feelings.

In the current state of the patient, he doesn't have to go to jail for murder! Feng Baikang's liver was trembling, did he shout and run away? Or do you force your composure to return to your seat?

Just as he was struggling, the patient suddenly spoke, "She's not there, the gym." ”

"Huh?" Feng Baikang was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "You eavesdropped on my phone?!" ”

"Baby, not there, gym, running." Seemingly disdainful of answering the doctor's questions, the patient said word by word, "She is here, with netizens, open a room, West Street, Rujia Express Hotel, Room 503." ”

Anger replaced fear, no one could insult his love with the baby, no one, Feng Baikang said angrily: "You stinky sling! I don't have a woman, and when I see others happy, I envy, jealous and hate! And provoke our feelings with such vicious words! You're mentally ill—"

Uh, it seems that something is wrong, Feng Baikang, who was halfway through the roar, suddenly stopped, yes, he is a psychopath! Why am I so mentally ill! Calm, calm, exhale, inhale, I am a doctor, I don't know like a patient, exhale, inhale - no, I must crush this stinking conjecture with iron-like evidence.

"Okay, since you said that the baby is in the ......, anyway, I will now let the baby take a photo of me working out in the body." Feng Baikang gritted his teeth and sneered as he sent a message, "You remember, I didn't do this because I didn't trust the baby, but to prove that you are indeed a fine!" God! Sickness! ”

"Please." The patient clasped his hands on his chest and leaned back in the chair as if he were watching a play.

A minute passed, and Feng Baikang was smiling and full of confidence; Two minutes passed, Feng Baikang's face was expressionless, still full of confidence; Three minutes passed, Feng Baikang's face was slightly pale, and he was still full of confidence; Four minutes passed, Feng Baikang's face was pale, and he was still full of confidence; Five minutes passed, and Feng Baikang's face was full of sweat and seemed to be full of confidence......

Just when Feng Baikang couldn't help but want to make a call, the mobile phone rang......

The speed of light turned on the phone, and the ecstatic expression bloomed like fireworks on Feng Baikang's face.

He turned on his phone, and a woman on the screen stood on the treadmill and smiled enchantingly at the camera, a pair of scissor fingers seemed to be able to cut off Feng Baikang's empty, lonely and cold single dog fate in minutes.

The pure feelings withstood the test of the wicked, and Feng Baikang was very proud, "See! What else do you have to say! You fine! God! Sickness! ”

The patient gave him a faint look, slowly stretched out two fingers, and gently expanded them on the screen, and then returned to the theater mode.

Feng Baikang took back his mobile phone in confusion, looked at the screen again, and when he was shocked, he trembled like chaff, "This, this is impossible!" ”

As if refusing to accept this reality, the mobile phone slipped from Feng Baikang's hand, and a quartz clock in the background of the photo was placed in the boss, and the time on it was half past eight in the evening. At the same time, the baby's two scissor fingers were magnified, which were like the purifying blades of the Ouchi Shen Criminal Division, completely castrating the happiness that Feng Baikang longed for.

Picking up the phone with difficulty, Feng Baikang still shook his head, "It must be that the gym clock is broken, if she is really talking to someone, with someone...... "Open the room" finally said those two words with difficulty, "Then how could she take the initiative to call me!" ”

"Because, stimulus." The patient replied coldly.

Feng Baikang felt as if something was shattering in his chest, and began to make frantic calls. However, the phrase that came out of the microphone was always a desperate "Your call is off, please call again later." ”

After I don't know how many times, Feng Baikang finally stopped dialing, raised his head and stared at the culprit in front of him who shattered his pure love.

Looking at Feng Baikang's eyes, the patient read word by word again: "West Street, Rujia Express Hotel, Room 503." ”

This sentence was like a spell, as soon as the words fell, Feng Baikang rushed out like a whirlwind, rushed back like a whirlwind, opened the drawer, took out the car keys, and rushed out again like a whirlwind.

What working hours are strictly forbidden to go out! What couples trust each other! I'm qnmlgb! Adulterers, adulterers, wait! Lao Tzu is here! At this moment, Feng Baikang only hopes that the adulterer will not be a silver-like wax gun head, and he must last a little longer, at least until he arrives at the scene.