I can't beat Xiaoru, I can't scold Xiaoru, the girl is so angry that her face is black, and she stares and yells: "I, I don't accept it!" You're bullying the small! ”

"Heh, I don't have the ability. But I'm bullying the small, can you be a little more scoundrel? ”

"Yes, if you have the ability, you will come again, this time it doesn't count!"

Ding Gou was so angry that Xiao Ru laughed when he said this, simply raised his feet, and said with a smile: "Okay, come again, come again, I'll see what kind of moth you can play!" "Civil Mufonba.

As Xiao Ru spoke, Ding Gou had already sat back on the sofa, picked up the beer and opened the lid of the dozen or so bottles of beer left on the table, and tilted his chin towards Xiao Ru and said, "I'm tired, there is a kind of Wendou!" ”

"Heh, you are a little sister of social scum, and you are still Wendou?"

"What's wrong with the scum? If you don't accept the bottle blowing, see who lasts a long time! ”

Ding Gou didn't talk nonsense, and after speaking, he picked up a bottle of wine and drank it himself. 'Gollum' drained a bottle in a few bites, and then looked at Xiao Ru, frowning and hesitating......

Seeing that Xiaoru was scared, Ding Gou sneered again and said, "What's the matter, it's not good, right?" Admit it, right? I'll just say it. Even if your breasts are smaller than my eighteen-year-old, can I be inferior to you in everything? ”

"The old lady drinks you to death!"

Ding Gou's words directly touched Xiao Ru's flashpoint, and when he saw Xiao Ru staring and rushing over, he picked up two bottles of beer with one bottle in one hand, opened his mouth and poured them, and poured the two bottles together!

Ding Gou was startled when he saw it, and immediately provoked the thumb brother to shout hello, and then yelled at Ren Junshuang who was standing next to him: "Xiao Shuang." This time, sisters, I've run into an opponent, go, ask for beer! Just move two boxes over! ”

That Xiao Shuang was not ambiguous, he answered and walked out, and then looked at Xiao Ru and Ding Gou, the two of them drank one bottle at a time, and after a while, more than a dozen bottles of beer on the table had been reimbursed, and the tall man next to him was dumbfounded......

And the girl named Xiao Shuang was still helping to open the beer all the time, and she opened it. The two of them drank, glaring at each other as if they had some deep hatred.

I drank it for about half an hour. My wife and I looked on the side and looked almost drunk, and more than a dozen bottles of beer went down, two little girls who were also petite, drank so much wine, and didn't go to the toilet, but the speed of drinking was obviously slowed down, and after a closer look, both of them had straight eyes.

In the middle, I tried to persuade, but in the middle of the sentence, I was glared back by the two of them with the same vicious gaze......

As a result, the two of them fought like this for about half an hour, and they saw Xiaoru's figure swaying, and finally spread it on the empty wine bottles all over the ground with a 'poof', and they couldn't move at all......

As soon as he saw Xiaoru fall, Ding Gouqiu immediately began to stagger, and shouted again and again: "Haha! I, I win! I'm invincible! No, vomit, invincible! ”

When Ding Gou was complacent, he heard the man ask beside him: "Little dog, how to deal with that person and dog?" ”

As soon as I heard this, Ding Gou immediately looked at me and my wife who were paralyzed on the sofa, so for a long time, our physical strength has not recovered, we only feel dizzy, and it seems like drinking too much......

At this time, I saw a sneer on the corner of Ding Gou's mouth, and he glanced at the girl next to him and said, "Xiao Shuang, stun them......"

I suddenly asked, "Ding dog, you, what are you going to do?" ”

"What? Hehe, this is all your own ......"

With the sound of Ding dog, that Xiao Shuang had already pressed his hand on the top of my and my head, and in an instant, the dizziness of my mind became even stronger, and my limbs were even more numb as if I didn't feel at all, and finally I couldn't support it anymore and passed out......

……

After a period of dizziness, I gradually woke up, and when I opened my eyes, the first thing I saw was the clean ceiling, which seemed to be no longer in the dim KTV room.

I shook my head and sat up, looked out the window, it was already night, and followed the surrounding environment to see that there were several glasses on the TV, desk, and desk, as well as a plastic fruit bowl, which contained instant noodles, drinks, mineral water, XX sets, and oil ......

"Oh my God!"

I suddenly gasped, and as soon as I woke up, I quickly looked down and saw that I was lying naked on a double bed.

When I was panicking, I suddenly heard a slight snoring next to me, and hurriedly followed the sound to see, next to my bed, there was a woman lying on the same body without clothes, only using the corner of the quilt to slightly cover the key parts, sleeping soundly, I looked, it was no one else, it was actually ......

"Little, Xiaoru...... Xiao Ru ......"

There was a 'buzz' in my head, and my first consciousness was to rush over and shake her quickly, but as soon as I got closer, I was smoky from the smell of alcohol all over her body.

I quickly shook her twice, Xiaoru opened her eyes in a daze, glanced at me in a daze, and said, "I hate it, what are you doing, let me sleep for a while......"

"Xiaoru, Xiaoru, don't sleep, Xiaoru, you are not dressed......"

Halfway through the words, the other half was forcibly swallowed by me, staring at the looming body under the quilt, I suddenly had a burst of thought, and I couldn't control my hands and feet a little.

Could it be providence? Is it a gift from God?

Thinking about it again, although Xiaoru and I have not confessed too formally, the relationship between us has long been known, and we have known each other for so long, so it is not too much to take this step, right?

The more I thought about it, the more I felt that I had a point, so I simply nodded secretly and couldn't help but lean over to her.

When I got over, I was entangled in my heart, what is the best way to start? Or is it better not to start?

While struggling forward, I was making up, and suddenly I heard Xiao Ru's cold voice coming-

"Hey, what are you doing?"

I was startled in my heart, and when I looked up, I saw that Xiaoru had opened her eyes and was rubbing her eyes and staring at me......

"I ...... I ......"

I didn't know what to say for a while, and at this time, I saw that Xiaoru's gaze had wandered away from my body, and in an instant, a deafening scream suddenly reverberated in the room, so that the glass windows began to 'buzz' and tremble, and the people in the next room were startled, so frightened that they smashed the wall and scolded the street......

I reacted immediately, turned around and wanted to run, but Xiaoru had already covered the quilt with one hand and grabbed my hair with the other.

Sure enough, Xiaoru pressed me on the bed, first covered my head with the quilt, crackled and beat me all the time, and scolded while beating: "Okay, you kid, you actually take advantage of the danger of others to take advantage of the old lady!" The old lady won't kill you today! ”

"Xiaoru! Xiaoru is not me! I fainted at KTV before, and when I woke up, we were already like this! ”

Hearing me say this, Xiao Ru was also stunned, and took this opportunity to quickly tell what I knew, and Xiao Ru was even more speechless after speaking, but without saying a word, he was beaten by me, as if he was angry, and he stopped after half an hour.

When I lifted the quilt off my head in pain, I saw that Xiaoru was already dressed with a red face, and after glancing at me, her face turned red and purple with shame, so she quickly turned her head and yelled, "Why are you still stupid?" Don't hurry up and put your clothes on! Think you're a model of the Academy of Fine Arts? ”

As soon as she reminded me, she reflected it, and quickly jumped out of bed and began to get dressed, and then I saw Xiao Ru, who had already dressed, picked up a piece of paper from the bedside table, looked at the paper, and her face changed instantly.

I hurriedly asked, "Xiaoru, what are you looking at?" ”

"See for yourself."

I took the paper and looked at it, and saw a few lines written on it.

Sister, I will accept your mobile phone and wallet, I wish you a good 100 years.

Don't mess with me again in the future, or the next time you're lying next to you, it might be someone.

Signed: Your father's mother.

PS: Your dog (when I wrote here, I saw that the original word 'dog' was drawn with a cross, and then changed to 'sheep'), your sheep I sold to the sheep soup restaurant, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, and making a piece is a piece......