044 - Tattoos
As soon as Yang Laodao spoke, we were all shocked, and Xiaoru hurriedly asked in a panic: Second uncle, what can we do now? Is there no way to stop Brother Bailong?
There are ways, but it's really difficult.
Yang Laodao sighed, and suddenly asked the third brother: "Third, where is Li Shuhai?"
Without waiting for the third brother to answer, he heard a weak voice from outside the corridor: I, I'm here
Accompanied by that sound, there was a smell on the face first, and then I saw Brother Hai, who was covered in cow dung, walking in with a wheelchair swaying, why was it swaying? Because the two wheels of the wheelchair have been deformed, it is estimated that they have been shaken too much and flattened.
After coming in, Brother Hai glared at the third brother and the two of us, and shouted: You two are so interesting! Just leave me down and run away? I finally got rid of the security guard and escaped, and I came back in a wheelchair all the way, and my mother's hands were worn out
The third brother and I lowered our heads in embarrassment, and we didn't know what to say.
I heard Yang Laodao say again: Li Shuhai, don't take care of personal matters first, I have a new task to give you
As he spoke, Yang Laodao called Brother Monkey to his side and said: Monkey, I'll give you one night's time, quickly count all the yin houses and yin places in the city, and then hand over the list to Li Shuhai, and ask him to send someone to search every place, and if he finds a hole in the ground, he will come back and report it immediately.
Brother Monkey nodded after listening, but Brother Hai was stunned, and said a little embarrassed: Old immortals, yin, yin house and yin land? This, how dare we go to such a place?
It's up to you whether you go or not!
Yang Laodao glared at him and said: The thirty-six path soul flags need thirty-six underground caves as dojos, and each dojo needs to be in the land of extreme yin, and the position of the cloth altar must be in accordance with the five elements of the eight trigrams, find the thirty-six altars, and pull out the thirty-six flags, so that I can deduce the location of the main dojo where Zuo Bailong is hiding. We only have one last day left, if we can't defeat Zuo Bailong and recapture the Millennium Pill within a day, the ghosts under the spring will run rampant in the world in the future, unimpeded
Brother Hai's face turned white after hearing this, and he quickly nodded and said: Mom, this is terrible, old fairy, I will definitely help you!
Then Yang Laodao called me to me and said, "Boy, I also have something to do with you."
After Yang Laodao finished speaking, he asked the third brother to find a pen, took my hand and wrote two sentences in my palm, and then said: Boy, you go to a tattoo parlor and tattoo these two sentences on your back.
Yes? Do you want me to get a tattoo?
I was stunned for a moment, and then Brother Hai patted his chest and said: Old fairy, you can leave this matter to me! I know which tattoo parlor is good on the street!
Brother Hai said and showed the big Maitreya Buddha on his belly, although there was a clearly visible scar on the belly, but the big-bellied Maitreya was still lifelike.
At this time, I asked Yang Laodao: Dao Ye, what do you mean by this? Why do you want me to get a tattoo?
Child, you are suffering from three disasters and three catastrophes, although Xiaoru and I have helped you through the catastrophe many times, but the biggest danger on your body has not yet been crossed, this danger is tomorrow night, you have a ninety percent chance of dying from the catastrophe, I asked you to tattoo these two sentences, is to suppress the evil qi on your body, to help you survive the catastrophe
After speaking, he took out a small paper bag from his robe, handed it to Xiao Ru and said: Xiao Ru, you also go with you, sprinkle this bag on his back when you get a tattoo, and silently recite the meditation mantra.
Yes, second uncle.
Xiaoru took the bag and wanted to follow Brother Hai out with us, but Brother Monkey muttered beside him: Master, I suspect that you are biased. I've been with you for so many years, and you taught me a trick, and you didn't teach me any other bullshit, and you didn't say anything to protect me, you've only known this kid for a few days, so you taught spells and tattooed the body or something, I don't accept it!
Brother Monkey glared at me as he spoke, and it seemed that he was really angry.
But Yang Laodao smiled and said: Haha, boy, what do you have to disagree? The reason why I don't teach you spells and don't give you things to protect yourself is because you don't need it at all, there are some things you still don't understand, and one day you will understand my intentions
Gotta get it, what you say makes sense, I won't say it, okay?
After speaking, Brother Monkey shook his hand and entered the back room, I wanted to comfort him, but Yang Laodao waved his hand and said: Don't be idle, go and tattoo the characters first, and then come back to rest and rest, and when the day dawns, we still have guests to come
Xiaoru and I nodded, and followed Brother Hai out of the store.
When we were chatting inside, Brother Hai had already called his subordinates to drive a Jinbei car over, and after the two of us got into the car with him, he drove us to a small alley not far from the third brother's shop, turned left and right for a while and then entered a community, the middle of the community was a vegetable market, and then the car stopped in front of a small tattoo shop at the entrance of the vegetable market.
The subordinate lifted Haige's wheelchair out of the car, and then pushed the wheelchair and led us inside.
Although it is the second half of the night, but after entering the inside is still brightly lit, Xiaoru and I take a closer look, this store is not big from the outside, a time to come in is not small, after entering the door is an empty hall with a few tables, on the ground, the table is thrown everywhere tattoo renderings, a pair of men and women are sitting on the innermost bench chatting, the man has four studs on one ear, the woman is also dressed like a little sister, there is an iron ring on the lips, at a glance, they are all out of the little ruffians.
As soon as he saw Brother Hai take the lead in coming in, the stud man stood up from the bench at once, and quickly nodded respectfully to Brother Hai and said, "Brother, why are you here so late?"
What about Zhiyuan? Brother Hai asked.
I have heard of Zhiyuan before, it seems to be a brother of Brother Hai, and he has a very good reputation in the surrounding area, and he is said to be the best tattoo artist in the city.
The stud man then pointed to the inner room and said: Brother Zhiyuan is inside, Brother Hai, I'll call you.
Don't, let's go in and find it ourselves.
After Brother Hai finished speaking, he shook his wheelchair and walked in, and Xiaoru and I hurriedly followed, but before we could push the door in, we heard bursts of stirring rock drums coming out of it.
It wasn't hot at all in the room, but he was sweating profusely, and besides him, there was a woman lying on the tattoo chair in the room, and the huge peony flower on her back seemed to have just been tattooed, and the details had not yet been tattooed, and blood was still gushing out.
As soon as he saw Brother Hai take Xiaoru and us in, Zhiyuan quickly wiped his sweat and stood up, waved his hand at the woman lying on the tattoo chair and said: Beauty, you leave first, and then help you continue to tattoo when you turn around.
Why?
The woman pouted dissatisfied, took a puff of cigarette and said: If you let me go before the tattoo is finished, then I won't give money!
Lao Tzu gave you money, right?
Zhiyuan suddenly glared, and said angrily: Ma Dan! I've been tattooed for several days, and every time I get half of the tattoo and you seduce me, and you seduce me with half of the tattoo, and Lao Tzu's waist is about to break! Roll on, let Lao Tzu rest for a while!
Zhiyuan pushed the woman out while scolding the street, then turned off the stereo, and said to Brother Hai with a smile: Brother, why are you here at this time, what do you have to say?
Zhiyuan, my brother needs a tattoo, your skills are the best, you can help him
Zhiyuan glanced at me when Brother Hai spoke, then invited us in and sat down, and asked me with a cigarette in his mouth: Brother, what do you want to tattoo? The so-called dragon is full of back, authoritative and noble, the green dragon is over the shoulder, the wealth is boundless, the body tattoo tiger, there must be great blessings, the back has a lion, the king's posture, the body pattern koi, the blessing is incomparable, the crane is safe, the wealth is climbing, the eagle flies, the ambition is in all directions, the beauty angel, the peach blossom is not stopped; You see the girl who walked just now, she tattooed a peony flower, there is a saying that the peony flower blooms, wealth comes naturally, and it is for wealth; Another example is the famous Erlong Hall master in our city, who tattooed an over-the-shoulder dragon on the left and right shoulders, called Qinglong Double Over-the-shoulder, and there are only two kinds of people who dare to tattoo that thing, one is the one that no one dares to provoke in the rivers and lakes, and the other is the one who is not afraid of being beaten to death in the hospital
Zhiyuan's words were completed in one go, and Xiaoru and I were stunned several times when we heard it, but I didn't expect that tattoos would be so exquisite
Brother Zhiyuan, I don't ask for anger, I don't ask for money, I don't ask for peace, I don't ask for love, you just tattoo this poem for me
After I finished speaking, I spread out my palm to show him, and on it were the two sentences that Yang Laodao had written before
I wanted to get up and leave the red dust, but the shadow fell into the world.
As soon as he saw those two sentences, Zhiyuan was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: I really can't see it, brother, you are not very old, I didn't expect you to be a cultivator.
Cultivators? Brother Zhiyuan, how do you see this? I asked.
Hehe, these are two lines of poetry, it is said that the world is scattered, I occasionally worship the Buddha and visit the Tao, this thing is still understood, brother, just believe in this thing and rest assured, why carry it on your back? If you don't practice enough, you're going to attract evil spirits if you tattoo like this
Why, just like these two lines of words are also exquisite?
Of course, all kinds of tattoos are exquisite, it depends on whether you can carry it or not.
Zhiyuan sat down and lit a cigarette, fiddled with the tattoo machine in his hand and said: Brother, I am not a teenager in the tattoo industry, when I was fifteen years old and learned art from my master, my master said, the gods, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are particular, Guan Gong is particular, over-the-shoulder dragons, death, and devils are particular, these things can not be easily tattooed, it is possible that the tattoo on the shoulder can not be carried, the tattoo on the back does not move, the tattoo on the chest can not be held, if the constitution is poor and the yang qi is weak to tattoo something more evil on the body, it is even more uncontrollable to be unlucky
After he finished speaking, I also smiled and replied: Brother Zhiyuan, this is not an evil thing, but a positive thing.
Hehe, that's even bigger, if you have an evil tattoo, you will attract evil, and if you have a positive tattoo, you will be evil, brother