Chapter 551: I can't wait to slap myself three times
"Oh, there's one thing you probably don't know yet, Liu Yu's ability is 'Consciousness Communication', as the name suggests, Liu Yu can have a consciousness conversation with other people, although there are distance and voluntary limitations, but basically can communicate secretly. You were trapped in the god-killing formation at that time, and the seven of us and the three tower lords fought viciously and encountered danger, if it weren't for Liu Yu's 'consciousness exchange', I am afraid it would be a fiasco. Therefore, Liu Yuli should remember the great merit, and it would be the best if he could make up for it. ”
Li Wuyu coughed lightly and said, "I think you should understand, that's right, I chose Liu Yu as an accomplice because of his ability 'Consciousness Communication', and I asked Liu Yu to support you with me, not a paper farmer or Feng Yuanscale, and that's why." At the beginning, I secretly signaled Liu Yu to use 'consciousness communication' through my eyes and mouth shape, and we had a consciousness dialogue on the way back from then on. In order to minimize the flaws, Liu Yu and I had to communicate with each other and take the role of taking the initiative to find a topic to relieve the depressing atmosphere of the team, so we had to have two conversations at the same time, and the logic could not be messed up. Fortunately, Liu Yu was smart enough and did not show his feet because of this. In this way, we secretly discussed the overall plan of fake death, well, not so much as a discussion, but the content of the plan that I unilaterally formulated. ”
When Shi Xiaobai heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said, "How could Liu Yu obediently cooperate with you to do such a thing?"
Li Wuyu blinked, a chuckle appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he said word by word: "Threat, force, profit, temptation." ”
Shi Xiaobai was dumbfounded.
Li Wuyu laughed and said: "Just kidding, just kidding, Liu Yu is just an elm head, pedantic Taoist, what's the use of coercion and temptation? I know some of his troubles, but it's not enough to threaten, as for fame and fortune and women, where can I take it out, don't look at what I am the prince of the Li family, in fact, the power is all limited by Li Fuhu's bad goods, there is only some superficial respect in the Li family, no one dares to disobey the tiger's will to give me substantial support, this prince is also quite aggrieved." Of course, with my face, it is not difficult to deceive some innocent girls, but how can I do such a lack of morality, you may not believe it, there are countless proud women who have chased me over the years, not thousands, but hundreds, and it is not that there is nothing whose appearance can be comparable to Ye Wuqing, and there is an academic genius named Jasmine who confessed to me at the Nobel Prize ceremony, but I was stunned and didn't agree, it's not that I'm not interested in those things that are stormy, of course, don't doubt my sexual orientation, but except that Wushan is not a cloud, I already have someone in my heart, so I don't want to be tempted by other people, this is a person's responsibility, a person's conscience, I Li is speechless, a good man. Well, all in all, coercion and temptation, I didn't do anything. ”
Shi Xiaobai's scalp tingled when he heard it, how could this Li Wuyu talk like this, something that can be summed up in two or three sentences, he just talked about it, and talked about such a large amount of "boasting and not being ashamed", could it be that the chatter attribute between him and Mu Lengxi is actually genetic?
Shi Xiaobai only felt that he couldn't let Li Wuyu talk so "unscrupulously", so he quickly changed the topic back, "Then how did you get Liu Yu to agree to cooperate with you?"
Li Wuyu suddenly retracted his smile, stopped talking, hesitated for a long time, and then covered his face and sighed: "What else can I do, I can only beg him, be cheeky, put down my dignity, and beg him fiercely! What Brother Liu, Uncle Liu, Grandpa Liu, I called it all over again, alas, now that I think about it, I feel sad and uncomfortable, and I can't wait to slap myself three times." ”
Shi Xiaobai was dumbfounded, he never expected that the beginning of Li Wuyu's "insidious plan" would be so funny, but if you think about it carefully, isn't this Li Wuyu's style?
Shi Xiaobai shook his head helplessly and asked, "So Liu Yu was impressed by your brazenness?"
Li Wuyu smiled and said: "How can it be so simple, Liu Yu, this guy doesn't eat hard and soft, and he doesn't like to listen to Grandpa Liu, he blows that he is the first person in Taoism for 9,000 years and still loses his temper with me, saying that Lao Tzu is the first person." Phew, didn't Lao Tzu write a book of "Tao Te Ching", to say that the religion is the strongest, there is the Yellow Emperor in the front, there is Wang Chongyang in the back, there is Taishang Laojun, and there is Maoshan Dao Chang below, which is not stronger than Lao Tzu who can say that he can't fight? Of course, I didn't dare to quarrel with him at that time, so I had to follow his words to blow a wave of Lao Tzu, but I deliberately read the old pronunciation from the third tone to the first tone, so it became to blow Lao Tzu himself, hahaha...... Ha...... Well, let's get down to business, in fact, I found that it didn't make much sense to ask him, so I talked to him seriously, and I told him the reasons for the fake death plan and some of my important secrets, and with the most serious attitude, let him understand that I was not vexatious, let alone playing any conspiracy, but I wanted to do this, and I had to do it, not only for myself, but also for ...... In short, although Liu Yu doesn't eat hard and soft, he really understands things and knows how to empathize, so he was persuaded by me. ”
Li Wuyu suddenly changed the topic in the middle of his speech again, but seeing Shi Xiaobai's "ill-intentioned" look, he quickly changed the topic back.
Shi Xiaobai nodded and said, "Go on, what about after convincing Liu Yu?"
Li Wuyu said: "The next step is the first part of the implementation plan - 'borrowing a knife to kill'. This link is not difficult, Feng Yuanlan, an honest man, will not turn back casually, although the paper farmer is thick and fine, he can't see anything at the end, Leng Xi will be cranky once he is preoccupied, and he will not pay attention to the changes around him, Yuesheng is very cautious and serious, but because of this, she will not focus on us, but will pay attention to the surroundings, beware of sudden critical changes. So the only thing that needs to be paid attention to is Ye Wuqing, she has a deep affection for you, and she is determined, she is not disturbed by external objects, and she will inevitably care about you wholeheartedly. So when the plan was implemented, I asked Liu Yu to deliberately block Ye Wuqing's line of sight, so that she couldn't see your movements clearly, in fact, you didn't do anything at that time, but your hands were encouraged by the force, so you made a push and shove action, Liu Yu pretended to be pushed down, and I pretended to be knocked away, but in fact, I kicked back with all my strength and flew upside down for more than ten meters. That scene was both fast and sudden, and Ye Wuqing was blocked by Liu Yu again, so no one really saw it clearly, so naturally he couldn't see those subtle flaws. ”
Shi Xiaobai listened, and suddenly inexplicably had a hint of admiration, although Li Wuyu is unreliable, he is indeed wise, a seemingly simple plan, but in fact, everyone's personality and behavior habits are calculated, which is easy to say, but it is not easy to do.
Li Wuyu suddenly sighed softly and said, "The next is the most difficult time for me, I pretend to be killed by your blow, pretending to be dead. Seeing his companion sad and his sister crying bitterly, it was really unbearable, and he couldn't help but want to give up the whole plan several times, but fortunately, Yuesheng and Leng Xi were not women with strange temperaments like Ye Wuqing after all, so they would not do anything 'extraordinary' because of this, although they were sad, they could still face it strongly and keep their sanity. ”
Shi Xiaobai was a little stunned when he heard this, and he didn't understand why Li Wuyu regarded Ye Wuqing as a "negative teaching material", Shi Xiaobai was trapped in the formation world at the time, and he couldn't see Ye Wuqing's somewhat "crazy" side in order to save him, so in his impression, Ye Wuqing was a strange woman who was indifferent to the world and could not be moved before Mount Tai collapsed, which was diametrically opposed to what Li Wuyu said.
But Shi Xiaobai didn't ask any questions, because he had a bigger question at this time, Shi Xiaobai asked: "How did you pretend to be dead?
Shi Xiaobai really couldn't figure it out, how could Li Wuyu pretend to be a dead man, hide from Ye Wuqing's six people, hide from the unfathomable demon queen, hide from Li Fuhu, and hide from everyone?
How, exactly, is this done.
Li Wuyu raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "How did I do it, shouldn't you know best?"
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(PS: This paragraph says that water is also water, and it is not water when it is said that it is not water, the dialogue is still relatively interesting, and it can be regarded as shaping the characters, if you look at it carefully, the amount of information is actually not small.) Someone asked Li Wuyu why he died inexplicably before, and some said that Li Wuyu's death should not be brewing grief, how can he write it without feeling at all. Now that the answer is revealed, you can go back and take a look at the four hundred and seventy chapters, Li Wuyu's fake death plan I laid the foreshadowing through various details there, and it was a plot that had been thought out a long time ago. Then you can also guess how Li Wuyu faked his death and hid it from everyone, there is foreshadowing ahead. Finally, ask for a monthly pass, beg for it!)