Chapter 3: Gathering
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When I called all the people upstairs, the wreath shop was even more lively, and at a glance, the living room was so full that there was no room to move around.
"Blind, this place is so small, we might as well go upstairs and chat!" The little Buddha was squeezed into the corner, pointing to the small chair under his buttocks, and said pitifully: "Even if you want to talk here, you have to leave me a better place, this place is too embarrassing to sit in." ”
"Make do with it." The blind boss waved his hand: "If you go to the restaurant to eat at night, it will be spacious." ”
At this time, Wu Qiusheng was already playing with Xiao An, giggling and laughing.
"Have you been studying hard lately? Surely not, right? That's right if you don't! Wu Qiusheng and Xiao An chatted shoulder to shoulder, looking like a child, with a particularly bright smile: "It's okay if you don't do well in the exam!" Brother will take you out to play! Why don't we find an Internet café and go for the night today? ”
I have to say that Wu Qiusheng's words really shocked me.
Fuck me.
Originally, I felt that I was unreliable enough, but I didn't expect this grandson to be more unreliable than me!
The helmsman of Zhu Youmen actually asked a child to go to the Internet café with him for a night, isn't this looking for a lottery?
Sure enough, when he heard what Wu Qiusheng said to Xiao An, the blind boss's face darkened.
"Don't spoil my son!" The blind boss said angrily: "If you want to play, you can play at home, what are you going to do in an Internet café?" How unsafe that place is! ”
"Brother Yi, don't say it, your tone is really like a father!" Wu Qiusheng smiled, touched Xiao An's head, and said, "When you have a chance in the future, you have to take Xiao An to Tianjin to play, and I will take you to listen to cross talk!" ”
"Let's not talk about listening to cross talk, let's talk about the night first!" Xiao An looked at Wu Qiusheng, and said with bright eyes: "There is a computer upstairs, Brother Qiusheng, you stay up late with me to play games!" Brother Changshan, they don't want to play with me........"
"You rabbit cub, when won't my brother play with you?" I said helplessly, "Isn't it too late and I don't want you to stay up late?" ”
"It's okay! Young people can survive! Xiao An patted his chest, looking like a little adult: "With an iron body like me, I won't ......... if I stay up all night."
Speaking of which, Xiao An also found that the blind boss's gaze was a little unkind, and he kept making fist movements, which seemed to imply something.
"If I stay up all night, I'll die, I'll definitely get sick!" Xiao An ran to the blind boss and sat with him, with a well-behaved face: "I'm a good boy!" Can't stay up late! ”
"That's right! This is my good son! The blind boss smiled very happily, and then glared at Wu Qiusheng: "If you kid dare to take my son, I have to whip you!" ”
Hearing this, Wu Qiusheng also smiled helplessly: "I'll do my best." ”
"Your uncle!" The blind boss scolded: "If it wasn't for you........"
"What do you say?!!"
At this moment, a sudden roar immediately scared us, especially the blind boss, who directly scared back the words behind.
When we came to our senses and followed the voice, we saw that the fat uncle was dragging Shen Shi'an's shoulder, shaking it constantly, and asked him in disbelief: "You didn't lie to me, did you?!" ”
"I didn't lie to you." Shen Shi'an smiled bitterly: "What do I have to deceive you?" Uncle, don't you believe what I say? ”
"What's wrong?" The blind boss asked with a puzzled face, "What are you talking about?" ”
The fat uncle didn't say anything, he trembled vigorously, as if he was going crazy, and his face was very ugly.
"Just now Uncle Fat told me about the thing you met in the Xiaotushi Palace." Shen Shi'an smiled: "It's that sinner, do you remember?" ”
The blind boss snorted and said he remembered.
"I forgot about it without mentioning it, and I want to ask you, what is this?" The blind boss asked.
"It's just a kind of injustice made by descending art, the principle is not complicated, but the craft of making this kind of injustice has basically been lost." Shen Shi'an said with a smile: "The worms are in the initial state, and when they become the climate, they will become sins, and at that time, it will be really ........ to deal with."
"It's really difficult!" The blind boss grinned: "But we still cleaned it up." ”
"Thin girl." The fat uncle suddenly shouted.
"What's wrong, uncle?" The blind boss was stunned.
The fat uncle took a deep breath, then slowly exhaled, and said to the blind boss with a complicated expression: "I asked Xiao Shen just now, and he said that this injustice has a fatal weakness. ”
"What's the weakness?" The blind boss asked with some curiosity: "Yin Qi and Yang Qi?" Or something else? ”
Hearing this, the fat uncle was silent for a moment, and then said with a painful expression: "Vinegar." ”
"What??" The blind boss didn't react a little, and asked in a daze: "What vinegar?" ”
"It's the kind of vinegar you use for stir-frying, it's not white vinegar, it's just the ordinary kind of ........" Shen Shi'an said: "Take vinegar mixed with cinnabar, and splash it on the sinister, at least it can reduce its combat effectiveness by half, or by more than half, and at that time, you can kill it with your eyes closed." ”
The blind boss stopped talking.
The fat uncle stopped talking.
It can be said that all the people who followed us down to the Xiaodoushi Palace stopped talking.
Damn it.
If only we had known there was such a trick....... Where do you need to be so nervous?? Didn't you get that grandson eight lifetimes earlier?!!
"Interlacing is like separating mountains, I understand." Shen Shi'an should have wanted to comfort us, and his tone was very kind: "I won't laugh at you, after all, this injustice is rare, even if it's ........ me."
"Shut up!" We scolded in unison, "If we keep talking, we'll kill you!" ”
At this time, Shen Shi'an stopped talking, looking at his expression, he seemed to be a little aggrieved.
At that time, I wanted to scold him, you said you were wronged? Can you have our grievances no matter how wronged you are?
"Brother Yi, while there are no outsiders now, can you tell me about the affairs of Xiaodoushi Palace?" Wu Qiusheng held a cigarette in his mouth and looked at the blind boss with a grin: "Really! I'm curious! ”
"What's there to be curious about......... the blind boss sighed: "I'll tell you briefly........."
Subsequently, the blind boss used a generalized method to roughly talk about the experience of this little Doushi Palace.
Wu Qiusheng is indeed a child, and when he heard the blind boss tell these stories, his eyes were always wide, like a child, and he was so surprised that he couldn't close it.
"What about the golden eagle?!" Wu Qiusheng asked with great interest, "Can you let me take a look?!" ”
"I let it fly northeast." Old man Zuo interjected, and said helplessly: "That thing eats too hard, you have to eat old and meaty all day, you can't afford it, you can only ask the little fairy to help, and ask a few immortals to take it back........"
"What can't you support, you are not poor." Wu Qiusheng smacked his lips: "But I have to say, your experience this time is really bizarre, I regret not being able to follow you." ”
As he spoke, Wu Qiusheng glanced at my arm and looked at the old man left.
"I can hurt you like this, Xiao Tushi Palace really deserves its reputation." Wu Qiusheng's face was full of emotion: "If I go, I guess I will have to ........."
At this time, the little Buddha happened to come back from the toilet, and when he heard Wu Qiusheng's words, he didn't think about it.
"I guess you're going to have to be half dead, too."
“...........”
At about seven o'clock that evening, the layman Situ finally came.
Really, if he doesn't come again, we'll die.
Basically, everyone here didn't eat much at noon, and even if they did, they just put a little bit of cushion on it, and they didn't eat lunch at all.
From around five o'clock, led by Uncle Fat, there were already a large number of people shouting hungry.
Old man Zuo didn't hold his own identity, he followed the fat uncle to shout hunger from beginning to end, and said that he didn't wait for Situ's grandson, and it was important for everyone to fill their stomachs first.
That's why.
So when they waited for Situ to come, the old man Zuo looked at Situ's eyes, and they were all quite vicious.
"What's wrong with everyone?"
After Situ entered the door, he asked this in the first sentence, which shows that his observation is still very good.
"Hungry."
The blind boss rubbed his stomach and stood up tremblingly, without meaning to let Situ sit down.
"Hurry up, I'll take you to the hotel, let's go to the hotel and talk again, damn I'm starving........"