Chapter 0628: The Lethality of Bad Jokes

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“…… What should I do if I suddenly feel 120,000 curious about what kind of world the spirit world is!? Wang Dong covered his chest, holding back the desire to spurt out a mouthful of old blood, crying and laughing, looking at Mengmeng, who had been covering his face with a painful expression just now.

"The head of the spiritual world, Chen Junzi, she has been following the N+1 cute Zhengtai for a long time, so she is also called 'the model of Zhengtaikong', 'the gospel of Zhengtaikong', 'the banner of our (referring to Zhengtaikong) forward', and so on." Mengmeng said with a painful face.

"Why is it Chen Xiaoxue's mother who is commenting, you are so painful?" Wang Dong delicately wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and then asked.

"Because I suddenly thought that if I hadn't been engaged to Mr. Wang Dong, with Chen Xiaoxue's virtue, he might really let his mother propose to my father, and Chen Junzi, who is also one of the seven supremes, would definitely give me face, then I would marry him, and then I would get the title of 'Zhengtaikong Successor'...... As soon as I thought of this, I suddenly felt that I could be engaged to Mr. Wang Dong, and I was so happy. Mengmeng covered her face and cried in the tone of a sensational heroine.

'Why after listening to your description, I think you want to escape from becoming the heir of Zhengtaikong, so you are engaged to me!' Wang Dong finally couldn't hold back and complained in his heart.

"Let's stop talking about this for now." Wang Dong stretched out his hand with a painful face. Preventing the continuation of this embarrassing topic. Then he said, "Let's talk about some happy topics, shall we?" ”

"Happy topic?" Chen Xiaoxue looked at Wang Dong with a confused expression. After a brief hesitation (about a second), he slammed his hand and said, "Like, joke, right!?" Happy topics are definitely jokes, right? ”

'No...... Where did you judge that a happy topic is a joke...... Forget it, there's not much wrong to think so. Wang Dong covered his face speechlessly, and complained like a storm in his heart.

"So, the first session of the earth, the joke contest, starts now~~~" What Wang Dong didn't expect was. Elsie Belle raised her right hand excitedly and shouted, "Let's tell jokes together!" ”

"Yes, yes!!" Hearing Acebell's words, Mengmeng hurriedly raised her right hand with a happy face and said, "I'll come first~~~"

"The first contestant is Miss Mengmeng from the Demon Realm!" With an excited face, Elsie Belle stretched out her hand to Mengmeng, who was sitting on her right hand (Xiao Ai was sitting in Wang Dong's arms), and said, "Let's go!" ”

"Uh-huh~" Mengmeng cleared his throat with a dreamy face, and then said with a look of eagerness: "Let's tell jokes together, I haven't tried it...... Well, I imagine funny jokes...... Ah, there it is! ”

Mengmeng's eyes lit up, and then he hammered his palm hard. said: "This is a story I only saw on the Internet yesterday! It's about...... There was a man named Yu Gong, and there were two great mountains at his gate. He found it very inconvenient to travel, so he wanted to move the two mountains, and his friend, a very clever man named Zhisuo, laughed at the fool and said, 'How long do you live?' Will you be able to move these two mountains away in your lifetime? And the foolish man said very calmly, 'You don't understand, I still have a son when I die, my son still has a grandson when he dies, and there are endless children and grandchildren, how can I not move away?' ’”

"Wait, wait......" At this time, Chen Xiaoxue subtly stretched out her hand to interrupt Mengmeng's words, and said, "Miss Mengmeng, are you sure this is a ...... Jokes? ”

"Oh, of course! Don't interrupt me! Mengmeng looked at Chen Xiaoxue with a dissatisfied face, and then continued: "Just when Yugong said those words with a confident face, Zhisuo on the side said with a smile on his face: 'What, Yugong, do you have a girlfriend?'" ’”

'Good...... It's so cold...... Wang Dong suddenly felt a wind from the South Pole blowing through his little cock, giving him the illusion that it was so cold that the eggs shrank, and when he heard Mengmeng actually tell such a cold joke, Wang Dong couldn't help but think: "Oops...... Worst...... It can't be like this, it can't be like this, it can't hit Mengmeng's self-confidence...... Encourage her, encourage her. ’

"Hahaha, it's fun!" So, Wang Dong let out the driest smile ever-the moment he laughed, Wang Dong couldn't wait to slap himself on the face, mother, it's better not to laugh than to laugh!

"It's ...... Is it cold? I found that the joke I told didn't get the scene of "everyone laughing together" that I imagined, so Mengmeng shrunk her neck weakly, as if after making a mistake, the teacher asked "Can you go back?" The student asked.

"Uh...... We don't know if it's cold or not......" Acebelle looked at Mengmeng a little hesitantly, then raised her finger and pointed at Chen Xiaoxue on the side and said, "But the lethality is quite large." ”

"Huh?" Hearing Elsie Belle's words, Mengmeng subconsciously looked at Chen Xiaoxue-

"No...... Girlfriend...... No...... Girlfriend ......" Chen Xiaoxue turned her head to the floor, pale and supporting her knees, like a boxer who had burned out.

"Woohoo, did this sentence hurt him so much?" Mengmeng looked at Chen Xiaoxue's appearance, covered her mouth and showed a smile that made people feel cold, she smiled and leaned into Chen Xiaoxue's ear and said: "Female~Friend~Friend~"

"Woo ahhh~~!!" Chen Xiaoxue put her hands on her ears and let out a scream, and then ran upstairs while crying.

"Wow...... Is this a tearful run? Wang Dong looked at Chen Xiaoxue's escape, and couldn't help smacking his tongue and said: "I also have a joke, Chen Xiaoxue, the prince of the spirit world, burst into tears because he didn't have a girlfriend." ”

"Puff ha...... As soon as Wang Dong's words fell, Mengmeng smiled and squatted down holding his stomach, "Hahaha, it's so pitiful." ”

You caused it!

Everyone present couldn't help but complain in their hearts.

(To be continued......)