Chapter Twenty-Nine: Raising Little Ghosts
After pitting Xu Dashu, the head of the right ear canal felt a little embarrassed: "Big tree! You see that the old man of Nanshan is this virtue, he has no brains and is cautious. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
Xu Dashu was dissatisfied: "Senior, can't you apply for a trumpet to be added?" ”
"That's right!" A slapped on his bald head in the right ear: "Good idea, I'll try it." After speaking, he returned the mobile phone to Xu Dashu, and went to register a small account with the computer.
Xu Dashu: "....."
After a while, the right ear shouted: "This old man in Nanshan is too cunning, I applied for two trumpets to join the group, and he refused, and the reason for the refusal is that I know it's the old man in your right ear."
Xu Dashu couldn't figure it out, don't verify the information or anything to join the group, walked to the right ear and looked, the left ear's application to join the Maoshan Taoist chat group has been rejected by the group owner Nanshan Daoist, and the right eye's application to join the Maoshan Taoist chat group has been rejected by the group owner Nanshan Daochang.
Xu Dashu was speechless, what kind of screen name are you not good, do you want to use this, Nanshan Daoist knows that it was you who applied for a trumpet to retaliate, no wonder he has been refusing.
Xu Dashu decided not to speak, it was better not to wade into this troubled water, so as not to get himself into it again.
The business in the store is good, many people came to buy a peace charm in the afternoon, to bless their family to be safe, this kind of business, Xu Dashu is busy alone.
After closing the door of the store after dinner in the evening, Xu Dashu returned to his room and took out the notebook that his senior brother bought for him, a brand new notebook, and it was an alien brand, a high-end game machine, but Xu Dashu didn't know this.
After getting familiar with the notebook, Xu Dashu went to sleep.
The next day, Xu Dashu got up very early, not because Xu Dashu was diligent, but because he had insomnia, and after getting up, Xu Dashu did 100 push-ups and sit-ups and insisted on exercising.
After having breakfast with the chief of the right ear canal, Xu Dashu began to look at the store again, and the chief of the right ear canal, who had nothing to do, was still playing on the computer.
"Internet addict old man." Xu Dashu scolded in his heart.
At nine o'clock in the morning, Xu Dashu was almost asleep sitting there, when a mature woman dressed fashionably and wearing heavy makeup came in, wearing high heels and elegant posture.
"Is the boss there?" The mature woman speaks with a little charm in her voice.
Xu Dashu stepped forward: "May I ask what is the matter with you?" ”
Glancing at Xu Dashu lightly, the mature woman said, "Are you the boss here?" I called yesterday to make an appointment and asked for something. ”
"Senior, someone is looking for you."
"It's coming, it's coming." The right ear walked out very enthusiastically, in fact, as soon as the woman entered the door, the old man in the right ear was looking at it with squints, this opportunity was faster than a dog, not at all like his usual style.
"You're the boss!" The mature woman looked at the bald old man in front of her and said.
"I am, may I ask you what's the matter?" The right ear was flattering, and Xu Dashu rolled his eyes as he watched it.
"That's right, my house is haunted, and there is a little ghost who keeps pestering me and making my life uneasy," the woman said.
"That little ghost is haunting you, is it seeking revenge or what? Did you provoke him? Listening to the woman's words, the right ear asked.
The woman looked pitiful: "What kind of enemy can I have as a weak woman, besides, it's a ghost, it's too late for me to hide?" How could he still provoke him. ”
Hearing this, his right ear sneered: "Girl, if you don't tell the truth, with all due respect, I can't take over this business, people are doing it, the sky is watching, if you are honest, that little ghost will always pester you, and I don't believe it if you kill you." ”
"Big tree, send-off."
"I said, Captain." The woman struggled in her heart for a while, then gritted her teeth and said: "My name is Xu Jing, I am from the countryside, I came from the countryside to the city to work to make money, but since I came, do you know what kind of life I lived?" Speaking of the woman, she wept and wept: "Because I came from the country, I have no money, no one looks up to me, I am troubled everywhere, I have a difficult life in this city, and I have no choice but to use a method that my dead grandfather told me, raising little ghosts." “
"Raising a little ghost?" Xu Dashu was surprised, but Zuoqiu gave himself the golden bottle of plums, which seemed to be recorded.
As the saying goes, if you don't understand, you have to read it, you must understand it, Xu Dashu took out his golden plum bottle from his body on the spot.
To put it bluntly, Xu Dashu took out the golden plum bottle on the spot, especially the exquisite picture that brought a great shock to Xu Jing and his right ear.
The right ear canal said angrily, "Bastard boy, what kind of books are you reading?" It's just that Xu Dashu found that the eyes of the old man in his right ear had been staring at the cover of the book.
Xu Jing also blushed at this time: "People are small and big, and they don't learn well." ”
Xu Dashu was speechless, and hurriedly explained: "It's not what you think, there are other things written in this book." Seeing the two of them looking incredulous, Xu Dashu didn't want to explain, opened the golden bottle of plums, and found the page that recorded raising a little ghost, which was written in the book.
To raise a little ghost, you must use a charm to calm the soul of a child within 7 days after his death, so that he can be driven by attaching it to a willow tree.
The most basic food for imps is blood! When I first started raising a little ghost, I was indeed a very small ghost, and the energy I had to absorb every day might only be enough for a drop of blood; Slowly, the imp will grow into a "ghost king", and the blood that must be absorbed under the same will become more and more, and the imp can drive him to do things for you after he is successfully raised.
The book also records that people who raise small ghosts generally have the following behaviors and behaviors
First, regardless of men and women, as long as they raise ghosts, they will have yin energy on their bodies. Be sure to put an extra pair of cutlery when eating; The little ghost is jealous and attaches great importance to the owner's love for himself, so when the master is cooking, he can't forget to put an extra pair of chopsticks on the table for it to sit and eat together, otherwise the little ghost will be angry, and the master will fly to the disaster at any time.
Second, pour the tea over your feet; If someone intentionally or unintentionally pours tea into a cup and then pours it next to him during a meal, or throws the food at his feet after taking the food, most of these people are one of the ghost keepers. They do this because the imp has a big appetite and wants to eat a certain dish and tea.
Third, insist on leaving an empty seat next to the seat; If a guest insists on leaving an empty seat next to his seat when attending a banquet, nine times out of ten the other party is a ghost keeper. If the host of the imp does not make arrangements in the seat or greet the imp in advance when he attends the banquet, strange things will surely happen one after another.
Fourth, self-talk; Often sitting in a corner talking to himself, sometimes giggling and sometimes harsh, this may be the situation that the master will have when communicating with the imp and giving orders.
Fifth, place the toys in a dark place in the house; If someone buys a toy and does not allow the children in the house to play with it, but instead places it in a dark and sparsely populated place in the house, it is because he has a little ghost and is forced to do so in order to please it.
Xu Dashu didn't expect that there was so much attention to raising little ghosts.
Xu Jing said slowly: "I relied on the little ghost I raised successfully to keep me on the throne, and now that my career is also successful, I want that little ghost to be reincarnated, but he refuses, and now he doesn't listen to me, he has been pestering me, making my life uneasy." ”
After listening to what Xu Jing said, his right ear said angrily: "When you use him, you think about him, and now you don't need it, you just want to kick it away, no wonder that little ghost is haunting you, you are now black, and that little ghost has already killed you."
"I beg the Taoist chief to help me, and I don't want to abandon him, so I want him to be reincarnated as soon as possible." Xu Jing begged bitterly.
"That's your own doing, I can't help you with this." The right ear ignored Xu Jing's pleading.
"Dao Chief, please, I only let him help me get to the top, and I haven't done anything that is unreasonable to God." Xu Jing kept pleading.
"Senior, why don't you help her! After all, she didn't do anything bad. Xu Dashu helped Xu Jing speak, but the head of his right ear still ignored it.
"Senior, she is so beautiful, you are ruthless that she was killed by that little ghost!"
"I am a principled person, and beauty is full of clouds in front of me." The right ear said in a righteous manner.
"Dao Chief, as long as you help me complete this matter, after the matter is completed, I will pay you 100,000 labor fees." Xu Jing said.
After Xu Jing said this, Xu Dashu looked at his right ear and walked to the inner room at this time.
"Alas, what are you doing, senior?" Xu Dashu asked.
"I'll go get the guy." The head of the right ear does not return.
Xu Dashu was speechless, and sure enough, only money could make the seniors in the right ear excited.