Chapter 69: The Single Dog Alliance
The captain of the rugby team, a strong man like a bear, and a strong brother
Handsome countless little girls chase after her, but she is heavily obsessed with the second dimension, and firmly believes that the hand is friendlier than the girl, and a confused classmate.
Perfectly avoided all the advantages of his parents' appearance, and went out with his own mosaic, Brother Huinan.
The glasses man in the glasses man, born with a DEBUFF of 600 degrees of myopia, Yan Jing.
Ordinary people, iron pillars.
These five people are the roommates of the bald brother.
Including the bald brother, the six people often get together to eat and drink, chat and blow X or something.
The interests and hobbies of the six people are all different, but there is one thing in common.
All are single dogs.
The six of them also got a single dog league or something, and if they found out who had a girlfriend, then ......
Needless to say, of course it's a "blessing".
Because of the relationship between the bald brothers, the real world will also be hidden for a few days.
The five of them had nothing to do, and secretly set up a drinking party in the dormitory.
Enough beer tubes, enough cooked food tubes.
The water dispenser in the dormitory was also poisoned, and the bucket above it was removed, filled the funnel with water, and lit the heating switch......
Then use this thing to cook fish balls and shabu mutton......
It turns out that people are forced.
The wisdom of a college dog, as long as it is not used for learning, then its creative ability is endless.
Five people opened their respective beer cans.
"Cheers!"
Goo dong goo, cold beer in the stomach, is refreshing.
At this time, Hui Nan suddenly brushed his hair with a melancholy face.
"You say, why can't I find a girlfriend?"
Brother Qiang: "Ugly." ”
Ah Ming: "Poor personality." ”
Yan Jing: "Popularity is not good. ”
Tiezhu: "I think you better give up." ”
"You bastards don't have a lot of virtue in your mouths!!!!!!"
After the roar, Hui Nan was deflated again.
Why are you TMD so right!?
"Well, nine times out of ten, life is not as good as you want, you just didn't meet a good opportunity."
Brother Qiang said with a big gulp of beer.
Then he quietly turned his head and said the word "ugly".
"Hmph, girlfriend or something, how can you compare to my wife!"
Ah Yu gently stroked the pattern on the chest of his T-shirt, which was printed with the heroine of "Sword Art Online", Asuna's half-fruit full-body picture.
Thank you for having the courage to wear this stuff out!
"I'm sorry, I've seen your wife's book."
Tiezhu squinted and smiled.
Asuna is called Benzina, not without reason.
Even the iron pillar of the non-anime house has seen the relevant books.,I have to say,The amount of distribution of the book is still very large.。
"Those are all false fantasies! Asuna is my wife alone! ”
In the face of Tiezhu's ridicule, Ah Yu's heart did not fluctuate, and he even wanted to laugh.
"Hmph, mortal wisdom."
Yan Jing, can you swallow the pig's head meat in your mouth first when you speak?
"Anyway, why haven't you seen the bald brother recently?"
Yan Jing, who swallowed the pig's head meat, no longer played with stalks.
"I didn't see it after that training session."
When he said this, Brother Qiang subconsciously stood in a military posture.
Well, the root of the disease that fell from Jun Cao should not have been cured......
"Anyway, it seems that someone said that he once led a petite girl outside the school......"
Yan Jing raised the frame with his middle finger, and his eyes lit up.
"Do you mean...... Is it a girlfriend? ”
Ah was stunned.
Damn, I want to make love with Lori too!!!!!
…… Where did you put your wife, Benzina?
"Nope! No, it won't! I believe in him! ”
Hui Nan said categorically.
"I think at the beginning, when I first arrived, he was the first person to talk to me, such an understanding person, it is absolutely impossible to betray us!"
Hui Nan's eyes were firm, but he seemed to be lying to himself again.
"To be reasonable, his oily and incremental braincase, ordinary girls really can't attract it...... There can't be anything that doesn't open your eyes, right? ”
As he spoke, Tie Zhu also believed Yan Jing's words a little.
"Huinan, give him a call, we can't be old or young in the dormitory drinking bureau, isn't he."
Brother Qiang's inducement has a strong sense of purpose.
"Okay, I'll take a look."
Hui Nan nodded, took out his kidney 5, and dialed the landline of Brother Bald's house.
"Hello? Bald brother, at home? ”
“…… I'm a landline, Brother Nan. ”
"Oh, the dormitory is drinking again, do you want to come? Let's drink first, you can come around six. ”
"Okay, I'll go over at about six o'clock, there's something going on here."
"What can you do?"
It was then that Hui Nan heard something he definitely didn't want to hear.
"Hey! Bareheaded! Where's my towel? Washed? ”
Evan, who was in the bathroom, poked his head out and shouted at the bald brother.
"Hang on the balcony, you wait a while, I'll bring it to you later."
The bald brother replied naturally, and then realized that he was still holding the microphone.
The other side listened to it really.
Huinan: "......"
Bald Brother: "......"
“…… I don't know if it's my delusion, why did I call your landline but heard my sister's voice? ”
“…… You heard me wrong, I'm playing the version of "Father's Love" on my computer. ”
"Aren't you living with your sister!?"
The five people, including Hui Nan, were all shocked.
"See you at six!"
With a snap, the bald brother put down the phone.
Hui Nan stared at his phone for a full minute, then raised his head and smiled extremely brightly.
"Well, that's it, this bald head is now at home with his sister."
Brilliant, no matter how brilliant, I feel that Hui Nan's facial muscles are a little stiff.
"Mm-hmm, this guy is really not interesting, and he is hiding it from us."
Brother Qiang smiled and took out a metal baseball bat from the cabinet...... Aren't you on the rugby team?
"Really, it won't be like that."
An iron pillar pulled out a bottle of vodka from under the bed, with an alcohol content of 96%.
"You don't think of us as friends."
Ah Wei gritted his teeth and brought his custom zippo lighter printed with Sister Mamei.
"I said how come he can't see people lately......"
Tie Zhu turned around and lifted half a bag of cement into his hand.
"Let's go, give our friends a surprise, Yan Jing, you know where the bald head lives."
Hui Nan took his coat and turned around in a dashing manner.
"I'll lead the way."
Yan Jing's eyes lit up again.
"Absolutely let him know! What is a bond! ”
……
The bald brother who put down the phone sighed.
It seems that there will be a lot of interrogation in the evening.
If the bald brother knew that the goods in the dormitory had been killed at this time, he didn't know what expression he would have.
Is it funny?
The bald brother who returned to the couch was still restless, and the source was the beautiful girl behind him who had been staring at him from the beginning with short black hair and a leather bodysuit.
The bald brother only brought Tutu back, and then Evan also brought someone back.
The heroine from the plane of "Tales of the Night", a beautiful vampire warrior nicknamed the goddess of the moon, Selene, and her current identity is the branded servant of Evanielin, and she is also Evanielin's blood slave.