"How do you hook up with that Zhang Xiaoli? Confession in person? I'm too thin-skinned, can't I'm asking someone to tell me? It's not good to spread it, but how to do it? Forget it, I'll write love letters. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Zhang Guan was still secretly thinking about the class.

The math teacher saw that Zhang Guan was outside the fugue and shouted, "Zhang Guan, tell me how you can do this problem?" ”

Zhang Guan was excited, didn't react, stood up in a panic, and subconsciously blurted out: "I want to write a love letter." Suddenly, the classroom burst into laughter.

The math teacher's thick glasses at the bottom of the beer bottle twitched, and he scolded: "You stand in math class this week." ”

Zhang Guan pursed his lips, looking indifferent, and was still thinking about how to write a love letter to impress that Zhang Xiaoli, who was a great talent in the end, and he would write a book after a while:

"I was Cai Lun that year, improving papermaking just to write you a love letter;

I was Jing Ke that year, I killed one person in ten steps, but I lost to your eyes;

That year, I was Hua Tuo, who traveled all over the world to doctor, but you were terminally ill;

That year, I was Tang Taizong, no matter how delicate the country was, I only bent my waist for you; ”

After writing, Zhang Guan nodded with satisfaction, and when he was eating at noon and no one was in the classroom, Zhang Guan signed the love letter with his name and stuffed it into Zhang Xiaoli's drawer.

On the way to the toilet in the evening self-study, a figure popped out of the corner to stop Zhang Guan, Zhang Guan was startled, and found that it was Zhang Xiaoli, I have to say, this Zhang Xiaoli looks good, but compared with Fang Qingling, there is a trace of agility and innocence, if I had to choose, I should choose Fang Qingling, Zhang Guan imagined beautifully in his heart.

Zhang Xiaoli glanced at Zhang Guan expressionlessly, and dropped a sentence: "Wait for me in the grove after class for evening self-study." He walked away.

Zhang was taken aback, and when he reacted, Zhang Xiaoli had already walked away, looking at the ponytail swaying on the back and the long legs under the short skirt, Zhang Guan swallowed his saliva unnaturally and muttered: "This is about Xiaolin?" ”

"It seems that this Zhang Xiaoli, no, it should be said that the evil spirit is very hungry." Zhang Guan pondered.

"No, it should be my handsome and heroic posture and gorgeous writing that impressed that little girl deeply." Zhang Guan nodded thoughtfully.

After staying up until the end of the evening self-study class, Zhang Guan ran to the grove in a hurry, and only remembered that he wanted to be a gentleman halfway through, so he slowly paced towards the grove in the second half.

When he arrived at the grove, he found that Zhang Xiaoli was already waiting there, Zhang thought about it, and chanted a poem by the moonlight to accompany his gorgeous debut.

"Ah, the moonlight shines on my heart like water, and the beauty is like jade...... so affectionate" Zhang Guan didn't finish speaking, but was interrupted by Zhang Xiaoli chuckling: "Okay, okay, what a childish limerick." ”

"Hey, this Zhang Xiaoli looks better when she laughs, tsk." Zhang Guan added a few points to Zhang Xiaoli in his heart.

"Come here." Zhang Xiaoli said delicately.

"Huh?" Zhang Guan's face turned red and walked over slowly.

Zhang Xiaoli suddenly jumped over, raised her arm and put it on Zhang Guan's shoulder, hooked Zhang Guan's neck, closed her eyes, opened her mouth slightly, and made a gesture to kiss her.

"Damn, I actually sneak attacked, fortunately I was strong enough, otherwise the scene would be a little uncontrollable." Zhang Guan resisted the urge to close his eyes and go up, bit the tip of his tongue, and took a mouthful of blood in his mouth.

Zhang Xiaoli's face was getting closer and closer, and when the mouths of the two were about to touch, Zhang Xiaoli trembled, and Zhang Guan immediately noticed that Zhang Xiaoli's body temperature at this time had dropped several degrees, and her eyelashes trembled slightly, and it was obvious that this Zhang Xiaoli was not Zhang Xiaoli now.

Zhang Guan sneered, took a deep breath, and spurted out the blood in his mouth heavily, hitting Zhang Xiaoli's face, and suddenly, a sharp voice came from Zhang Xiaoli's body.

Then, Zhang Guan saw a white ghost figure staggering out of Zhang Xiaoli's body, Zhang Xiaoli frowned, and swayed and collapsed to the ground.

Zhang Guan stared at an illusory white ghost not far away, and chuckled: "I finally saw the main master, let's talk about it, why do you want to harm people and suck people's yang energy." ”

"Look for death!" A shrill woman's voice came from the white ghost, and it sounded awkward.

"Imps No. 2 to No. 5, give it to me! Catch her" Zhang Guan ordered, and with that, the four ghosts rushed towards the white ghosts not far away.

The white ghost saw the four imps coming towards him, he was a little surprised at first, and then sneered disdainfully, and the next moment, under Zhang Guan's surprised eyes, he bypassed the four imps and came straight to Zhang Guan, the speed was three or four times that of Zhang Guan's imps.

Zhang Guan subconsciously squirted another mouthful of blood, but this ghost couldn't help but be fast and very agile, even if the two were very close, they dodged the blood sprayed by Zhang Guan, and they were not contaminated at all.

After a failed blow, Zhang Guan was suddenly pounced on the ground by the white ghost, the white ghost had a hideous face, and his hands clamped Zhang Guan's neck tightly, and he was about to strangle Zhang Guan.

Zhang Guan felt that the hands that grabbed his neck were like a pair of iron tongs, and he couldn't break it, but now he was close, Zhang Guan blushed, held his last breath, and spit out a mouthful of blood.

The ghost shadow twisted his head, avoiding most of the blood, and the small half of his face was eroded by Zhang Guan's blood, accompanied by a hissing sound, emitting a foul smell.

The ghost image was provoked, and the strength in his hand increased by another point, Zhang Guan only felt that his head was groggy and his eyes were a little blurry.

Zhang Guan whimpered, but he couldn't scream, and scolded in his heart: "Why haven't those little ghosts come to the rescue, am I going to be buried in this grove in my life?" ”

In a daze, Zhang Guan vaguely felt that someone had ripped off his pants, Zhang Guan laughed miserably, and thought: "This evil ghost still wants to treat me badly?" I can't protect the night before I die."

"No, this demon's hand is still holding my neck, is it? By the way, it's the imps helping me! ”

Taking advantage of the fact that the evil ghost pressing on his body didn't notice, Zhang Guan's hand was still struggling to break the demon's hand, but in fact, urine was already brewing underneath.

This is the time! Accumulate and develop! Squirt out!

"Ah" A terrible scream came from the evil ghost on the body, most of the evil ghost's body was eroded into smoke by Zhang Guan's child urine, and the seriously injured evil ghost glared at Zhang Guan's second brother fiercely, and then he was about to escape, but was caught by the four little ghosts who took the opportunity to pounce.

Zhang Guan stood up with a sneer, lifted his pants, coughed a few times, looked at the white ghost figure who was already weak, and said, "How is it, do you know how good I am?" ”

The white ghost snorted coldly and didn't answer, turning his head to look to the side.

"Why are you sucking human yang energy?"

The white ghost still had a straight face, and he didn't say a word.

"Don't talk about pulling down, I'll send you on your way." Zhang Guan waved his hand indifferently.

Solving the white ghost, Zhang Xiaoli woke up slowly, found herself sleeping on the grass, was shocked, hurriedly opened her skirt, and gasped when she found that there was nothing abnormal.

Zhang Guan was a little speechless when he saw Zhang Xiaoli's movements, and at this time, Zhang Guan found that Fang Qingling's soul floated over, and smiled at Zhang Guan, Zhang Guan suddenly blushed a little.

Zhang Xiaoli stood up, looked around, didn't know what she was looking for, maybe wondering why the evil ghost was gone, and when she saw Zhang Guan, who was self-absorbed with a spring face, she asked, "Zhang Guan, why did I faint just now?" ”

Zhang Guan replied angrily: "I'll help you kill that little ghost who played with the pen fairy, and you're free." After speaking, his eyes gestured to Fang Qingling next to him, and then turned around and left on his own.

Zhang Xiaoli looked shocked, and then suddenly laughed, smiled and squatted down and cried, Fang Qingling touched Zhang Xiaoli's head, and finally took a deep look at Zhang Xiaoli, and then floated leisurely towards Zhang Guan, who was walking away.

"You can follow me in the future, and when I find a suitable body, I will help you reincarnate." Zhang Guan eased his mind and said in a light tone.

Fang Qingling next to him hummed softly, and kept following Zhang Guan's side with his head down, making it difficult to see his expression.