Chapter 58: Taoist priests don't need lighters to light cigarettes!
Xu Dashu got out of the car and looked around, there was wasteland around the highway.
"Big tree little brother, don't worry, it seems that I can only call someone for help. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info" Shouzheng Chang showed a wry smile and helplessness to Xu Dashu.
Xu Dashu nodded, it was okay if he could really call for help, but he felt that things should not be so simple and smooth.
"Holy, what the." Shou Zhengchang took out his mobile phone and suddenly shouted.
"What's wrong?" Xu Dashu asked.
"There's no signal on the phone, what the hell." Shouzheng Chang 10,000 couldn't understand: "Why was it okay just now, saying that there was no signal, there was no signal." ”
Xu Dashu: "....."
Sure enough, the effect of gossip predecessors' fortune-telling is not so simple.
Shouzheng Chang does not believe in evil, and finds several locations back and forth on the highway, but the mobile phone just has no signal.
After a while, Shou Zhengchang returned to the car and smiled bitterly at Xu Dashu: "Little brother Dashu, I'm really sorry this time, I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen." ”
Xu Dashu knew very well in his heart that where was the fault of keeping the right and long, it was clearly the hexagram calculated by the gossip predecessors.
Xu Dashu shook his head: "Uncle Shou, it's not your fault, it seems that we can only ask for help from the passing cars." ”
Shou Normal nodded helplessly, Xu Dashu leaned on the seat, his stomach was depressed, what is this special thing, he blames himself for being cheap, wouldn't it be good to dive honestly in the group, what did you have to do last night? .
The chief in the driver's seat also looked depressed, smoking one cigarette after another.
"Uncle Shou, give me a cigarette." It is said that when you are depressed, smoking a cigarette can soothe you, and Xu Dashu also wants to try it.
"Big Tree Little Brother also smokes? To give. Shou Zhengchang directly threw Xu Dashu a cigarette.
"Here, I'll give you something." Shou Zhengchang lit the lighter and put it in front of Xu Dashu.
Xu Dashu shook his head: "No." ”
How to light a cigarette without a lighter, Shouzheng Chang can't figure it out.
Xu Dashu took out a yellow talisman from his bag, and looked puzzled, can you still light a cigarette with paper?
Xu Dashu took the yellow talisman and silently recited the ignition spell in his heart, which was actually a spell for ignition, a basic spell for Taoist priests.
Xu Dashu had seen the way Huangshan seniors and the right ear canal chief used the yellow charm to light a cigarette before, so he specially memorized the ignition spell.
Xu Dashu concentrated on silent thought.
"Big tree little brother, what are you doing here?" Shou Normal saw Xu Dashu taking the yellow talisman, and closed his eyes at this time, do you want to do it? Could it be that there is a ghost in this car, yes, there must be a ghost, otherwise how could such an unlucky thing happen today.
"Sure enough, the people who work in the Centennial Gym are not ordinary people." Shou Zhengchang also looked serious at this time, since his car was not clean, he had to be prepared.
After a long while, at this time, the yellow talisman in Xu Dashu's hand suddenly lit up with a stabbing sound, and flames erupted.
And Shou Zhengchang, who had been concentrating, did not dare to relax his vigilance at this time, and the rune paper was lit, and it seemed that the ghost in the car was about to appear.
Xu Dashu slowly opened his eyes, breathed a long sigh of relief, and inhaled the cigarette in his hand at the flame on the rune paper.
"Ahem!" Xu Dashu had never smoked, and this puff was a little fierce, and he choked on it.
It took a long time to recover, and I found that Shouzheng was looking at him with a confused expression.
Xu Dashu couldn't help but feel very proud in his heart: "Sure enough, it makes sense for the seniors to do this, and the guard uncle was shocked by his own hand." ”
"Big tree little brother, you took the yellow charm just to light a cigarette?" Shou asked in disbelief. Now he really hopes that Xu Dashu can say no, there must be a ghost in the car, and the little brother of Dashu can't be so boring.
But the truth is always cruel.
Xu Dashu nodded with a pretending indifference, with a masterful demeanor.
"Okay!" Shouzheng was speechless, and he needed to take a long breath to soothe his mood at this time.
It's strange to say that for so long, not a single car has passed by on the road.
After a cigarette was smoked by Xu Dashu, the first time he smoked, Xu Dashu didn't feel that this thing could relieve his fatigue, but it was a good way to pretend to be down, look at Uncle Shou, he was pretended not to speak.
There was nothing in the car, Xu Dashu closed his eyes, and after a while, he slowly fell asleep.
Xu Dashu didn't know how long he slept this night, anyway, after opening his eyes, it was already dark, and the chief keeper in the driver's seat didn't know where he went, he looked at his mobile phone and there was still no signal, it was dark outside the car window, and there was nothing on the highway.
"Uncle Shou, Uncle Shou." Xu Dashu poked his head out of the car window and yelled a few times, but no one responded.
Xu Dashu couldn't understand, it was so dark outside, where could Shouzheng go?
Xu Dashu was sitting in the car, and the silence outside the car window made Xu Dashu's hairs stand up at this time.
"Uncle Shou, Uncle Shou, where did you go?" Xu Dashu was shouting in his heart.
It's so dark outside, Xu Dashu doesn't want to go out to look for it, the key is that the surroundings are deserted, and Xu Dashu has nowhere to go if he wants to find it! I had to wait anxiously in the car.
A long time passed, and at this time, under the illumination of the headlights, a figure slowly walked from the front of the car.
Xu Dashu looked carefully, and it turned out that Shouzheng Chang came over.
Xu Dashu's heart slowly put down, Shouzheng got into the car, and didn't say a word.
"Uncle Shou, where did you go just now? I shouted that you ignored me for a long time? Xu Dashu said dissatisfied.
And Shou Ping, who was sitting in the driver's seat, turned his back to Xu Dashu and did not speak.
Xu Dashu felt that something was wrong, and looking through the reflector in the car, Shouzhengchang's face was terrible white at this time, and blood kept coming out of his eyes, nose and mouth.
"Uncle Shou? What happened to you? Xu Dashu asked in a low voice, and his right hand slowly took out a thunderbolt talisman from his bag and held it in his hand.
Shouzheng Chang still didn't speak, and then suddenly turned around suddenly, grabbed Xu Dashu's neck with both hands, and his face was full of hideousness.
Xu Dashu didn't expect Shouzheng Chang to say that he would do it, so he was ready in his hand, and struggled to stick the lightning guide charm on Shouzheng Chang's forehead, and the lightning guide charm was detonated.
Shouzheng let out a miserable scream, and the hands that grabbed Xu Dashu's neck couldn't help but let go.
Xu Dashu took advantage of this opportunity and hurriedly broke his hands, quickly opened the car door, and ran out of the car.
The lightning guide did not cause much damage to Shouzheng Chang, and the front door of the car was also opened at this time, and Shouzheng Chang also got out of the car.
"Who the hell are you?"
"Hehe" Shouzheng sneered, and then grabbed his face with both hands and tore it violently.
Xu Dashu looked numb.
After the bloody face was torn off, it turned out to be a woman's face.