This old guy is definitely not joking!

He is really asking me for 80 billion catties of gold, and most importantly...... He only gave me a peanut as a gift!

I've seen a white wolf with empty gloves, but I've never seen anyone who used peanuts to dig out 80 billion catties of gold!

In fact, I was very embarrassed, and I was already looking at the old monster with almost desperate eyes. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info and the old monster is full of smiles, but there is a feeling of hurrying to repay the favor in his eyes.

"Since...... Since the master is not joking......," I said embarrassedly, "Okay, I'll buy 80 billion catties of gold, but it's a little hard to make up." ”

Dao Lao Wei said calmly: "It's okay, it's good if you're willing to buy it." Case...... You will officially come to my door. Okay, now it's time for the feast. Since you have recruited a good apprentice, you must have a banquet to celebrate. I say...... Open another teleportation array, I'll give the coordinates. ”

The team members around me all couldn't help but laugh at me, and Yuan Nu got the teleportation array in a serious way. As soon as we entered the teleportation array, we immediately appeared in a simple and dirty street alley.

Where is this?

We curiously followed the old monster out of this alley, but we couldn't help but be stunned.

Next to us, there was only one small restaurant! This is a real small restaurant, exactly like the Sichuan restaurant in the yang world where you can eat many dishes for 200 yuan!

The old man swaggered us into the small restaurant, where a sexy young woman was sitting. Seeing the old monster coming in, she smiled and said, "Brother old monster, are you here again?" ”

"Well, I took in an apprentice today...... "The old man laughed, "cook more, money is not a problem, I want to celebrate well." ”

"Okay."

The young woman went to work with a smile, and we still couldn't figure out what kind of medicine was sold in the old monster's gourd. Old Monster Dao took us to sit down at a large table, his eyes kept staring at the young woman's miniskirt, and said with a smile: "This is a little widow who lives here with a two-year-old daughter. was seen as so polite, but in fact, she was scheming. ”

I wondered, "Why are you scheming?" ”

"Some time ago, I came here every day to eat peanuts and drink old ......wine," the old monster said seriously, "I drank it for half a month, and I felt that the time was almost up." But when I knocked on her door in the middle of the night, she would rather die than go with me to blow the wind. ”

This...... This thing is my master!?

You have peanuts and old wine in the yang world for ten yuan at most, and you are embarrassed to eat it. It's okay to eat it, but I just ate it for half a month. Even if you eat for half a month, you can run to knock on the widow's door in the middle of the night with such a little favor!

This kind of disrespectful guy really wants to be my master!?

I feel like I'm back to when I used to learn from Li Tangtang, he and Li Tangtang are exactly the same!

Oh yes......

Speaking of Li Tang, after defeating the New Taoism last time, they never put my master back. Now that Zhou Ran is dead, the new Taoism has no backer, and he must go to crusade another day and bring Li Tangtang back.

Probably afraid that we would be bored, the proprietress came to us with two bottles of old wine, and then bent down to put the old wine on the table. But at this moment, something surprising happened.

We have noticed before that the young woman wears a miniskirt. As a result, when she bent over, the old monster directly stretched out his hand and boldly touched the young woman's thigh.

What is this doing!?

How can you eat the proprietress tofu in such a place?

The things we ordered were no more than 300 yuan in the Yangjian Sichuan restaurant, and this amount of money was not enough to do a big health care, but the old monster was embarrassed to eat tofu!?

The proprietress suddenly looked not very good-looking, and she said to the old monster: "Brother monster, you want to do it again, right?" ”

"What are these words...... "Dao Lao Wei said solemnly, "since I have come to consume, I must get what I want." In a word, let me not let you touch? If you don't let you touch it, get out. ”

I saw that the proprietress suddenly picked up a bottle of old wine on the table and splashed it on the face of the old monster! Seeing this scene, we were all frightened and hesitant to do it.

But the old monster actually touched a handful of old wine with his hand, and then cracked his mouth, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth, and said with a smile: "Cool, old brother, I just like your savage little pepper." I said, sister, isn't your daughter going to kindergarten summer camp tonight? Anyway, she's not at home, I'll come to your house to sit down. Did you know that there are fifty-two ways to wear these lace panties......"

The proprietress sneered: "Do you want to eat or not?" Don't eat and roll! ”

"Eat!"

The old monster immediately confessed, and at this time, a chef also came up to serve the food. When he saw the old Taoist monster with his face full of rice wine, the chef was not surprised and was very calm. I dare say that this is definitely not the first time that the Dao Monster has been splashed with wine all over his face.

At this time, the proprietress brought another bottle of old wine and went to sit opposite and eat melon seeds. I was extremely embarrassed for a while, and said embarrassedly, "Master, what are we doing here?" If you want to eat well, there are so many high-end inns, you have to come to a small restaurant of ordinary people......"

"How can you look down on ordinary people's small restaurants...... "The old man said slowly, "as long as it's delicious, you don't have to be picky about where it is." What's the matter, if you become a god, you can't eat in ordinary people's homes? ”

I whispered: "Of course it's okay to eat, but you can touch the proprietress directly......"

"Do you know why you can't become a Da Luo Jin Immortal?" Dao Lao Wei said seriously.

I was stunned for a moment, I didn't expect that the old monster's thinking jumped so much. We were still discussing the matter of the boss lady one second, but the next second we were directly talking about the problem of Da Luo Jinxian.

But I still followed his rhythm and honestly said, "I don't know." ”

"Because your heart is not calm enough......," Dao Lao Wei didn't put on a show at all, and poured me a glass of rice wine very kindly, "Jiang Cheng, becoming a god doesn't mean that your mentality also has to become a god." I can tell that you are under a lot of pressure when I take a look. Cultivation is about a normal mind, although you can control your temper, but if you can't be happy...... So what's the point of becoming a god? ”

I was stunned for a moment, as if this was the truth......

"Let me ask you, when was the last time you were in a particularly good mood?" The old monster asked.

We looked at each other beautifully, and finally Cao Xiao said to the old monster in a loud voice: "Senior, since we have cultivated, we haven't been particularly happy. ”

"You see, God does not eat the fireworks of the world," the old man sighed...... "Sometimes, walking on the country road, or going to a job, or rubbing a meal in a small restaurant...... It's all practice. Let go of pressure, if people don't live like themselves, then what's the point? ”

I fell into deep thought, although the words of the old monster were rough, but at least they were not rough. At this time, the old man raised his wine glass complacently and said with emotion: "I can say such profound words, I am really a speaker." ”

He shook his head with emotion, but his hand shook and he couldn't grasp the cup. What caught my attention was that the Dao Old Monster didn't use his immortal power to stabilize the rice wine at all, but watched the rice wine spill on the table. At this time, he felt distressed, pouted and pressed against the table, and sucked violently.

Such a powerful character, life is so casual!?

"Master, won't you have any pressure?" I couldn't help but say, "I feel that I am under a lot of pressure, the affairs of the Tianwu Empire, the affairs of the enemy, and the affairs of my family...... I can't even sleep well a lot of the time. ”

The old monster shrugged and said, "Who doesn't have something to worry about? I failed to break through Yasheng, and this is the biggest annoyance. But ah...... Live in the moment, you are happy for a day, and unhappy for a day. It's not that immortals don't eat fireworks in the world, but they just can't let go of the stone in their hearts. Well, I'll recommend you an absolutely effective solution. ”

I wondered, "What's the solution?" ”

The old monster pointed to the corner of the restaurant, where a fat girl was eating noodles. And the old monster said seriously: "Did you see that girl?" ”

I nodded, "See." ”

"That big boobs...... "The old monster laughed, "you go grab a handful, and we'll run at once." Don't use fairy power, just run. Trust me, you'll realize a lot in no time. ”

My eyes widened and I looked at the old monster in disbelief.

Could this old man be cheating on me!?

I shook my head repeatedly: "No, how could I do such a thing." ”

"What a waste...... Dao Old Monster glanced at me with disdain, and then slapped Dongfang Qingyun on the back of the head, "You go!" Breakthrough of Bao Zhun! ”