060-Three men in one play

When I heard the voice, I looked back, and Zuo Bailong seemed to have just come back from going out, and was standing at the door with his hands behind his back, staring at the monkey brother and us.

I was so angry that I immediately stood up, pointed at him and asked: Zuo Bailong, even you know about Xiaoru's absence?

Not only did I know that for half a month, the food you brought me was still eaten. Zuo Bailong said coldly.

You! You guys! You guys are too bullying!

Boy, it's not that we bullied you, it's just that Xiaoru explained when she left, saying that you are too clingy, if you tell you, you will definitely make trouble for her Zuo Bailong.

When I heard this, I became even more anxious, and asked again: But where did Xiaoru go? She is a little girl, can you rest assured that she left alone?

She grew up and was able to take care of herself.

Zuo Bailong walked over as he spoke, and said, "It's the three of us, I doubt that we can take care of ourselves."

What do you mean by that?

After I finished asking, I didn't wait for Zuo Bailong to answer, but I first heard the monkey brother sitting on the ground glaring and saying: You still ask? I won't talk about it last month, you just said this month, when will the three of us eat enough? You only care about taking care of your Xiaoru, what about me and Bailong? I help you every day when you cook, but you only cook a little bit for us to eat, can we not be hungry?

After Brother Monkey finished speaking, Zuo Bailong also said with a little embarrassment: Yes, but as long as I can eat enough at home, why do I need to go outside to pick wild fruits in the mountains every day to satisfy my hunger?

You, you go out every day to pick wild fruits? I was stunned for a moment, and said in my heart how shy this kid is, tell me if he can't eat enough!

But as soon as I looked at him with surprised eyes, his face was already red, and he turned his head and stopped talking.

I sighed and said, "You can't blame me, two?" I stayed here mainly to take care of Xiaoru, and there wasn't much food at home, of course, Xiaoru was the main thing! It's you, I quit my job to take care of you, but haven't you earned a penny in the past two months? Even if you haven't made any money, won't you fry a few vegetables and eat them yourself when you're hungry? Why do you have to wait for Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu nanny?

At this moment, Brother Monkey and Zuo Bailong both blushed.

I'm a monastic and don't need to work. Zuo Bailong said.

I don't know how to cook, and I used to cook all the things. Brother Monkey also muttered.

Yes, after staying for two months, I wanted to be close to Xiaoru, but I ended up serving two wastes.

I took out a cigarette and wanted to smoke one, but the cigarette case was empty, and the money I had saved for two months had already been spent, and the money to buy cigarettes was gone.

Involuntarily, the three of us sat down side by side with a long sigh, looking at the full moon in the sky and could only sigh gloomily.

We couldn't afford to buy vegetables half a month ago, and we're almost running out of rice and noodles, Bailong, Brother Monkey, have you ever seen a big man starving to death at home?

When I said this, both of them froze, but they both lowered their heads and didn't know what to do

After being silent for a while, Bai Longluo stood up at once, and said coldly with his hands behind his back: I am a cultivator, and I don't work, so it's a big deal that I will go to the mountains to eat wild vegetables and fruits!

Then I saw that Brother Monkey also stood up, first looked around, and then pointed to the courtyard gate and said: I don't care, it's a big deal to eat two bites of the big wooden door when I'm hungry

You're both sick, aren't you? It's a wonder that a cultivator has cultivated like the two of you, if Zhang Tianshi has a spirit in the sky, he will probably have to cry fuckingly

I said in my heart that it was useless to rely on these two wastes, and I couldn't starve to death with them, and my eyes rolled, and I had an idea in my heart, and I also stood up and said: Why don't we go and eat.

Rubbing rice? Where to? As soon as they heard the word rice, their eyes lit up.

Of course, go to the third brother, he has money to open a nightclub, let's go find him!

I couldn't take care of Xiaoru for a while, so I hurriedly took Zuo Bailong and Brother Monkey out, but Brother Monkey's van had long run out of gas, and we didn't have the money to take a taxi.

When we went out, it was half past seven in the evening, and when we arrived at the door of the third brother's bar, it was already half past twelve

When I saw that the door was still open in the third brother's store, I couldn't be happier, so I hurriedly rushed in with the two of us, but as soon as we entered the corridor, the three of us were stupid.

It stands to reason that this time should be the most lively time in the nightclub, but today there is no movement in the store at all, and the corridor is not like before, the walls are covered with posters and lanterns, and they are replaced with layers of yellow paper charms, which are all over the wall

What's going on? As soon as I saw this situation, I was stunned, Zuo Bailong also frowned slightly, quickly tore off a piece of rune paper from the wall and looked at it, and said coldly: These spells are so strange, why haven't I seen the spells on them?

Could it be that something happened to the third brother? Brother Monkey took a breath of surprise.

When these words came out, I also quickly became vigilant, and took a closer look at the wall, indeed, although those yellow paper talismans are exactly the same as those used by people in the Daomen, but the spell writing on them with cinnabar is very strange, just like ghost drawings, and there are even words written on it, such as you are a big fool X and cao your uncle, why are people in the Daomen so vulgar?

But before we could react, we heard a voice coming from the dark hall: "Pony, why are you here?"

The voice was very similar to the third brother's, but the third brother usually spoke vigorously and powerfully, but the voice was weak and low

Third brother! What happened to you!

Hearing the sound, the three of us hurriedly rushed in, and Zuo Bailong also quietly took out the yellow paper talisman, ready to deal with danger at any time, but the three of us rushed into the hall to see that there was no one else, only the third brother sitting cross-legged and weakly slumped in front of the bar

Third brother!

I screamed, and quickly ran over to help him, and after a glance, I realized that something was wrong, the third brother was wearing a yellow robe, and he was holding a peachwood sword in his hand.

Three, third brother, what's wrong with you? Don't be afraid, Zuo Bailong is here, what can you tell us! I asked, exclaiming.

At this time, the third brother raised his head slightly, and said weakly: "Little, pony, you are finally here, you, can you invite me to a meal, I am about to die of hunger."

Hearing this, Zuo Bailong, Brother Monkey, and the three of us were stunned

Third brother, we are also too hungry to come to you for dinner, why didn't you open it? What's going on in the store?

Don't, don't mention it, Yang Daoye can be regarded as making me miserable

The third brother choked up twice, and when we heard it, don't say it, it was really Yang Laodao who killed the third brother.

Here's the thing, that day in the cave, Yang Daoye said that the third brother was a natural Taoist, and because the third brother saw through the blinding technique set by Zuo Bailong, he was praised by Yang Daoye.

As a result, the third brother was arrogant, thinking that he must be a very powerful character, so he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet to simply close the store, and dismissed Lao Zhao and Xiao Chen, saying that he would concentrate on cultivation.

But he watched that those cultivators in the Journey to the West TV series have dojos, Guanyin Bodhisattva and people who guard the mountain for him, but he didn't, because the store was rented by him, so he used all his savings in the past few years to buy the storefront directly, and then called Lao Zhao and Xiao Chen back, and gave each of them three years' wages at one time, so that they could help him guard the dojo.

Then the business was gone, the deposit was gone, and the third brother hid in the store every day to draw charms and play by himself (he didn't know at all, he just painted and groped by himself), and as a result, he was miserable.

He bought all kinds of things online in batches for Taoist priests, and then he didn't have enough money, so he borrowed money from Lao Zhao and Xiao Chen, and also fell into the hands of a few fake antique dealers, saying that they would sell him a few good magic weapons

After more than a month like this, he even gave Lao Zhao and Xiao Chen penniless, and the three of them were starved to death with no food money, and then they could only make a living by drinking the wine in the store, and then drank all the wine, this is not, Lao Zhao and Xiao Chen really had no choice but to go out and find someone to borrow some money, and the third brother originally wanted to go, but he was so hungry that he couldn't walk

After listening to the third brother, Brother Monkey didn't know whether to cry or laugh, I thought I was miserable enough, but I didn't expect that there was an even worse one hidden here

The third brother sighed, and complained: Hey, Lao Tzu came out to mix when he was a teenager, and he can be regarded as a mixed dog for so many years, but now it's good, the shop is yellow, the money is gone, and the two who sell fake antiques alone have deceived Lao Tzu for hundreds of thousands, and now Lao Tzu is left with this empty storefront that has to pay utility bills every month, as well as batches of blank yellow paper charms, peach wood swords and gossip mirrors in the warehouse

The third brother's eyes turned red when he said it, and it seemed that Yang Daoye's compliment was miserable, so I hurriedly said: Third brother, if you really want to learn the Tao, why don't you go to us? The white dragon is also there, he can teach you.

I, I don't want to!

The third brother glanced at Zuo Bailong, snorted and said: If it weren't for him, would something happen to Dao Ye? I don't like him! Besides, I'm embarrassed, I wanted to worship Yang Daoye as a teacher, but Daoye took a step first, and you are all younger than me, so I am grateful for calling you masters

We wanted to comfort him more, but we were so hungry that we couldn't do it, so I said: Third brother, let's put aside the matter of learning the Tao first, let's solve the problem of food first, you have a lot of friends with wine and meat, think about where there is a meal, let's go to have a meat meal first

The third brother thought for a while and replied: It's already so late, if you want to say that there is really a place for dinner, let's go, I'll take you to Li Shuhai

After the third brother finished speaking, our eyes lit up, everyone was busy grieving in the past two months, and they all forgot about him, and Brother Monkey roared indignantly: Yes, just find Li Shuhai! Not only do I have to eat his meal tonight, but I also want to seek revenge on him! He still owes my master a knife!