The sun had just risen, the dew was hanging all over the branches, and the air on the mountain was exceptionally fresh. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Xu Dashu got up very early today, because last night the old man Zuoqiu told him that there would be a guest coming over today, so that Xu Dashu could prepare all kinds of ingredients in the morning, and he would show his hand at the dinner table at noon.

Xu Dashu nervously prepared.

"Big tree, how are you prepared, remember to give the master a long face at noon." The voice of the head of the left hill came.

"Almost." Xu Dashu was cleaning up the chicken he had just killed, and when he heard Zuoqiu's voice, he looked up and was shocked by the scene in front of him.

It's still the big back that is dyed with hair oil, but Zuoqiu is wearing a brand-new robe today, although the robe has a single color, but the delicate fabric shows an alternative luster, but Xu Dashu found a clover brand on the upper right chest of Zuoqiu's robe, Xu Dashu found that although Zuoqiu was wearing simple cloth shoes, but there was another hidden mystery, and there were big sign graphics on the upper side, Nike, everything is possible.

"Old man, you're wearing a bit grandiose today!" Xu Dashu said.

"It's okay to be a teacher today! You move a little numbly, the guests will come in a while, and the teacher will enter the room to masturbate. After speaking, he left Xu Dashu with a chic back.

Xu Dashu was busy all morning, tired like a dead dog, and finally prepared all the ingredients.

"Bang bang bang!"

There was a knock on the door of the Taoist temple, and Xu Dashu, who had just rested in the house, hurriedly opened the door.

When I opened the door, I saw an old man in a suit, dressed formally but carrying a school bag, smiling at him.

"You are? Xu Dashu asked suspiciously.

"I'm here to find your master!" The old man laughed.

"Oh! Please come in, please come in. Xu Dashu hurriedly invited the old man into the Taoist temple.

The Taoist temple where the head of Zuoqiu is located is not the kind of previous one, to put it bluntly, it is similar to the housing of ordinary people, with a gate in front, a courtyard in the middle, and two main houses in the back.

After the old man was invited into the house by Xu Dashu, he looked at the layout of the house and smacked his lips and said, "Zuoqiu, this old way doesn't live well!" “

Xu Dashu just wanted to answer, but he didn't know when Zuoqiu walked out, looked at the old man in front of him and said dissatisfiedly: "I call this sticking to the Dao heart, do you think everyone is like you, a bad old man, who likes the hustle and bustle of the outside world." ”

"That's a good point." Xu Dashu was shouting for Zuoqiu in his heart, he didn't expect the old man to be able to cover up his shortcomings with such a mellow reason, although he really didn't live well, but he had nothing to complain about, and he couldn't bear to be ridiculed by others Xu Dashu.

Hearing Zuoqiu's words, the strange old man didn't care, and said lightly: "After so many years, you Zuoqiu still wants to save face." ”

"Hmph." Zuoqiu ignored the words of the strange old man, and said to Xu Dashu on the side: "This is your master and my friend, the elder of the Qingxu faction, Lingxu, that is, the mad sword leader in the group, an old man with a sanctimonious manner,"

"Hello Lingxu senior!" Xu Dashu greeted politely.

"Well, you must be Xu Dashu, a little friend of the big tree!" Lingxu smiled: "You master, others don't understand, I understand, you're very stingy and lazy, and you've suffered as his apprentice." ”

"Well, it's not bitter, it's not bitter, the master listens to me very well." Although Xu Dashu was shouting in his heart: "Senior, what you said is so right, confidant!" But seeing Zuoqiu on the side glaring at himself, where did Xu Dashu dare to say anything to die.

"Lingxu Lao Dao, don't go too far." Zuoqiu was glared at by Lingxu's words.

Lingxu seemed to be used to it, and beckoned to Xu Dashu: "Come on, Xiaoyou, let me tell you the story of your master's youth!" Remember that time ... ”

"Lingxu old man, what do you want, can you not mention the old things" As if he had been caught in the underbelly, Zuoqiu's tone suddenly softened.

"It's noon, and you don't cook yet, so you're treating me like this?" Lingxu ignored Zuoqiu's words and walked straight to the main house, not treating himself as an outsider at all.

"The apprentice doesn't go to cook yet." Zuoqiu glanced at Xu Dashu, and then followed.

Although he was very curious about what could make his master soft, Xu Dashu still obediently ran to the kitchen to prepare a meal.

After so many years of training in Zuoqiu, Xu Dashu's cooking skills are very good, and after a while, four dishes and one soup will be on the table.

At the dinner table, Lingxu tasted every dish with relish, and commented from time to time: "This is good, you can do it, Dashu Xiaoyou, your cooking skills are very good, when don't you want to be a Taoist, I asked my apprentice to introduce you to a chef, and the salary is definitely not low." ”

Xu Dashu didn't dare to talk nonsense, he was afraid of stepping on the bomb, so he had no choice but to laugh dryly, and then bow his head to eat.

After hearing this, Zuoqiu, who saw Zuoqiu on the side, said disdainfully: "Just a chef wants to seduce my apprentice to change jobs." ”

"The chef I'm talking about is a chef in a five-star hotel owned by my apprentice, with a monthly salary of no less than 10,000"

"You!" Zuoqiu almost choked to death by Lingxu's words.

After being full of wine and food, Xu Dashu cleaned up the table on the side, and sat on the chair with satisfaction and picked his teeth.

"Old man Lingxu, I've finished eating, it's time to tell me the purpose of your coming to me!" Zuoqiu asked.

Hearing Zuoqiu's words, Lingxu changed his previous smile and said solemnly: "I came to you this time, and I really have something to do." ”

"Tell me, what's the matter?" Zuoqiu took a sip of tea.

"The Daomen Contest is about to start" Lingxu's face was solemn, and Meiyu saw that there was still a trace of anxiety.

"You mean you want me to race?" Zuoqiu is not calm anymore.

"Yes." Lingxu nodded heavily.

Zuoqiu was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and suddenly stood up and shouted: "If I don't go, I know that it will be nothing good for you to come, and you have to see if I make a fool of myself, right?" ”

Zuoqiu's shout startled Xu Dashu on the side.

The Daomen Competition is a competition between Maoshan Taoist priests that will be held every three years, learning from each other, exchanging experiences, well, this is just official talk, to put it bluntly, it is to steal the limelight and increase face, but in the last competition, Zuoqiu was ruthlessly ridiculed because of some things, and the grass and this incident became a scar in Zuoqiu's heart that can never be erased.

"I said Zuoqiu Lao'er, why are you like a salted fish, you have no ambition at all? You didn't think about making a blockbuster, you thought I wanted to go, I wasn't laughed at with you last year. Lingxu shouted.

"This... Zuoqiu was a little embarrassed, last time he was indeed involved in Lingxuan.

Zuoqiu walked back and forth beside his seat, and after a while, he seemed to have made some major decision in his heart: "Okay, it's not impossible for me to go, let's solo, I'll go if I win." “

"Solo is solo, who is afraid of whom" Lingxu's eyes lit up, and then, like a trick, he took out a notebook from the bag on his back, as well as a mechanical keyboard and mouse, and said proudly: "I knew you would come to this idea." ”

This scene stunned Xu Dashu on the side.

"Hmph." Zuoqiu snorted coldly: "Then let's do it, come with me, Dashu, you come to me as a referee to prevent this old guy from cheating." “

So,A masturbation competition in the Daomen world officially began.。

"Demacia, haha, you can't do it, old man!"

"A spear is out of the sheath, and then the gun comes out like a dragon, old man Zuoqiu, watch me explode your chrysanthemum."

"You're playing tricks, say okay solo, how can you kill Xiaolong, old man."

"You didn't say no, haha."

Xu Dashu, who watched the fierce battle between the two, was frightened on the side, and the final result was that Zuoqiu lost, and the reason for the loss was that even Xu Dashu wanted to scold him, you said that a Delma did not take it upon himself to go out and fight the big dragon, but was sprayed to death by the big dragon a few times, and then stole it by the Lingxu Dao Chief, this kind of pig-like teammate, alas!

"Zuoqiu Lao'er, I don't have anything to say now!" Lingxu said proudly.

"I do what I say." Zuoqiu looked at Xu Dashu on the side: "This Daomen competition, you also participated, in order to make up for your lack of practical experience, today you and your uncle went down the mountain together, Zhang Zhang insight, and prepare for the teacher." ”

After speaking, he walked to the side of Lingxu Daoist, lowered his head and whispered something in Lingxu's ear, and then found that Lingxu looked at Xu Dashu with glowing eyes, which made Xu Dashu shudder.

"I know, master." Although I always feel that these two old men are not very reliable, Xu Dashu is still quite looking forward to being able to go down the mountain to see the outside world.

Xu Dashu's wonderful Taoist life began.