Chapter 22: What is a psychopath, and the temptation to eat fruit
"......"
The familiar, rolling darkness in front of him made Wang Julin, who was floating in it, curse in a low voice.
Looks like it's back.
Sighing, he blinked, and the familiar status bar unfolded in front of his eyesβthe list of entries was the same as before, only the LV1 in the upper left corner flashed slightly, confirming that the three hours in the last days were not a dream.
β40800201511041836-7384β¦β¦ Up to now, your available ordinary pre-deposit balance is five soul power, the special pre-deposit amount is zero soul power, the arrears are Wu Bai Yi Wu soul power, and the credit limit is the third level, if you have no intention of repaying the arrears, please be sure to pay a late fee of 5 soul power before leaving the Benge universe this time......"
Oh yes, and the little money that was so hard to make.
"Pay the late fee, this operation needs to consume 5 soul power, are you sure?"
, what the hell...... Of course not!
"Yo, congratulations, you've passed your first test as a moderator." Well, the sound is crisp and beautiful, especially when it's not mechanical and stiff...... It's just that as soon as he heard it, Wang Julin had a ...... The urge to stuff a part of the body into the other person's body.
Well, I mean, smash your fist into the middle of that big yellow face.
It's a pity that this impulse can't be translated into action, he can only hang in the dark, staring coldly at the yellow lump that shook out of the big metal ball, and then came to him one by one: "Well, surprise, it seems that your performance is really good." It's actually upgraded...... It's really a seed that I am optimistic about. β
You're a fucking seed! If you have a chance, Lao Tzu will find a few strange powers to shoot a 16g seed for you, and by the way, add the flaming horse stinger jellyfish and green onion duck, oh, by the way, and the wind speed dog, do you believe it or not!
Of course, the elders teach us that sometimes we need to make a lot of money in silence...... So Wang Julin only thought about these things for less than a second.
Frowning, he spoke cautiously, "Dear guide, I have a question. β
"Well, yes, of course you have a problem, the guy who can make the image of the guide a PokΓ©mon, no problem is the problem." 'Huang Huangda' shook its big tail, and its two big black eyes stared at Wang Julin: "Do you know? Who's in the same group as you, and the image I give is Rem, a cute and well-behaved girl, how nice is it? So you're a psychopath, right? It must be perverted, right? β
How much resentment do you have against this image?
"That...... This has nothing to do with perversion, right? β
"It doesn't matter? This is the image you are most familiar with, right? β
"It's also a ......"
"Well, since you're familiar with this image, of course you've played this game, right? Then you've done beating cute little animals until they're dying and then stuffing them into fist-sized eggs. Enslave them, force them to fight, force them to mate, whether apartheid or not, produce strange offspring, even the most disgusting and deformed monsters, and throw away all the weak ones they give birth to...... I've done all these things, and you say that your psychology is unchanging, who believes it? β
It seems to make some sense, but I apologize to gamers around the world!
"Guide, Your Excellency. Can you tell me why I'm here? And why do you have all those soul powers...... Of the arrears? Taking a deep breath, Wang Julin forcibly turned the topic back on track - if he continued to pull it off, he didn't know what strange field his thoughts were taken to.
In fact, he would like to ask the veterans more about the questions about this world, after all, the player's experience is generally more accurate and detailed than the game's story. It's a pity that he lost consciousness after being frozen by that inexplicable blue light, and he didn't even know how he got out of that world, so now he has to listen to the words of this unreliable 'guide' for the time being.
"How did you get here? Why is there an amount owed? Isn't it because you're dead? Huang Huangda blinked his dark eyes: "Okay, I know that the psychological impact of detachment is still quite large, but people still have to accept reality." β
"Does it have anything to do with getting out of place?"
"Execution? Have you ever had a history of death before? "Huang Huangda, well, let's call her the guide--look impatient--if the black eyes are half smaller, if this emotion can be reflected: "The perceptual confusion caused by the lack of oxygen in the brain is not a real death experience, and the information about this part has been published in the world of your timeline, right?" I don't know if you'd better watch the news more. β
"The first time I heard this word, I can still interpret it like this...... That's not what I want to ask! Wang Julin took another deep breath: "How did I die, how did I come here?" And how can there be arrears? β
"Do you have to explain it to you from the beginning?"
The hamster spirit sighed: "Well, what about this opportunity you get, it used to be called 'salvation in hell', of course, just like those non-standard processes, this old-fashioned name has been eliminated for a long time, and we have been committed to standardizing enterprise processes and adhering to the principle of 'serving everything...... Ah, I know you're probably not interested in hearing this, but to put it simply, you were burned to death in an accident, and then you got a chance to be resurrected, and the price of that opportunity was that you had to work for us. β
Aside from the rhetoric, what is the difference between this and what I heard in the first chapter, tell me?
"I've tried to answer you in the most understandable way and in the most concise vocabulary." As if reading the human mind, the guide waved his short forelimbs: "Your debt is actually part of your resurrection. The amount of money we invest in employee welfare is huge, and each adjuster will receive a resurrection grant, 100 soul power, enough to pay for repairs and improvements, and deal with the erasure of death messages, and if you're lucky, you can have up to 50 points left. Return to new employees to purchase needed items. β
"So you're greedy for five hundred and sixty-five points, aren't you?"
"What a fool, why should I embezzle money from a low-level being like you?" Hamster...... The guide snorted contemptuously: "Your share has naturally been used up." β
"You don't mean to say that this rope is ......"
"Of course not. The item is a merciful gift from me, and you owe it because it would be troublesome to resurrect you. The guide's voice fluctuated slightly: "Erasing your death, it is not enough to use up this hundred points completely...... There was too much money to be spent on dispelling the impression of the accident, including the surrounding two hundred and thirty-six spectators, for a total of five hundred and sixty-five points. β
Resurrect a person with a maximum of 50 points, why erase memories with 500 points? What is this charter?
Wang Julin was silent for a while: "Let me sort it out, could it be that I started the fire that burned me, so all the dead people's affairs must be counted on my head?" β
βNoοΌnoοΌnoοΌ Normally, you only need to charge 10 to 20 more points to repair, but you're different...... To be precise, you were killed, the explosion of the gas tank in the small restaurant washed you down the road and was run over by a rolling truck, because the driver didn't notice the problem with the rear wheels, so half of your body had to be washed out of the parts of the vehicle, and the other half was ...... As the wheels spill all the way, the damage is far beyond the repair limit, and regenerating will cost you all your points. But the psychological impact caused by the more than 200 people who witnessed this along the way was too excessive. The feeling of internal organs and blood sticky face is not something that ordinary people can experience, and some unlucky people even subconsciously eat some. As an aside, if the magnificence of death can also be regarded as an achievement, I guarantee that you have already gone to the third, no, fourth level of heaven, but unfortunately it is only a hassle for posthumous processing, finding all the witnesses to the incident made the staff in charge of processing rewatch the scene footage dozens of times, and he asked for special overtime pay, so this is paid......
Wang Julin closed his eyes, and countless lights and shadows suddenly flashed in the darkness, forming a messy and blurry blood-red ...... And the hamster spirit's malicious description instantly made his stomach tumble.
"Dissent! The truth came so suddenly, it made me ...... for a moment Accept the fart, hey! I also ask for compensation for moral damages! β
"The resurrection charge is part of the game, don't play if you're not happy!" Naturally rejecting this reasonable request, the guide looked proud: "In short, considering that you have been hired by us, the organization has decided to let you defer the payment, but the credit limit will be reduced to level three, and this repayment is a mandatory priority. If the soul power is not enough, the life will be deducted, then the props will be discounted, and finally the mandatory dispatch of the mission. Of course, you're in a different world during the mission, and the time isn't counted separately, which means that if you work hard, there's nothing wrong with paying off your arrears in one day. β
"Then you have to complete a hundred tasks, right?"
"How can there be so many? Five soul power rewards, that's a novice task, ten basic points will be given for the completion of ordinary tasks, and there are ten free points for side quests, and the level of eight heat and eight cold hells is higher, eliminating the problem of collection efficiency. The highest level of the Ah Nose quest gives 36,500 points. The level of the big red lotus is 34,700 points, if you succeed in the challenge of confidence, it will not be difficult to get rich overnight and marry Bai Fumei to the peak of life. β
It's called Ah Nose and Big Red Lotus, and it's simple to have ghosts......
Wang Julin shook his head, and then asked a question he was most concerned about: "If you can't complete the task and deduct the life compensation, what is the price of the life?" β
"The base is a thousand points, and the theoretical value is one hundred and twenty years. After that, it is time to arrange for the newborn. Of course, the cost of shielding caused by leaking information is separately. If you want to leave the existing 352 benchmark and semi-baseline world lines and go to other nascent world lines, you can also be given the preferential treatment of immortality. The special price of the world line below the third class is only 800 points, and the higher one or two thousand, right, with all kinds of cool abilities? β
The guide's answer made Wang Julin squint his eyes and breathe deeply. But he could feel that his heartbeat was accelerating irrepressibly, and even the muscles in the corners of his eyes were slightly tugging.
Immortality!
Cool abilities!
And also...... Is it more tempting than that?
"What else is there besides longevity?"
"To put it simply, you can think of everything, you can think of unexpected items, abilities, minions, and even souls, and if you have someone you like, they can help you come back to life. If you want to marry more wives, you can arrange for your Middle Eastern nationality, or if you have more, you can arrange for a Manichaean identity in the United States. β
The guide tilted his head, and his voice slowed down, like a devil in a bottle: "Well, for example, this APTX4869, the full name is APOPTOXIN4869, there is a high probability that you will be ten years younger if you eat it, the body is a child, the mind is an adult, and you can perfectly complete your dream of abducting the innocent Lori with a higher level of knowledge, as long as thirty soul power during the preferential period, buy more and give more?" β
That thing, if you eat it, there's a higher chance you'll hang up!
"So ......"
Wang Julin's voice paused-after passing through the first 'scene', there was actually no need to ask any questions about this world, and the remaining unsolved mysteries were only the strange things in the mission just now...... But after thinking about it, he suppressed the urge to ask questions.
What special powers do I have? Why can it absorb blue light from monsters? I heard the monster say that it seems to be a soul or something.,Could it be the unicorn arm of a certain scientific boy?
If the facilitator knows about these issues, then it doesn't matter if they talk about it later, but ...... What if she didn't know?
Inferring from the series of answers just now, this is certainly not the 'normal' power of the moderator. That being the case, it's better not to solve the problem - at least to see if the next scene can cause any more miracles.
"Alright, now that you've asked your questions, I'm going to send you back to your original space." The guide didn't seem to be interested in Wang Julin's thinking, and it shook its chubby hand: "As a newcomer, your relevant benefits are not in place yet, and you need to wait until the next work wheel, so please enter the space again to receive them at that time." β
"What time was that?"
"You're familiar with 24 hours. Plus the great Ah ...... 57 seconds given by an indescribably great being. Of course, this is the total length, and it is not actually necessary to do so much. β
"Just say that the next working day will be done?" Wang Julin grinded his teeth: "So I'm off work on the first day, right?" Wait, what are the benefits? β
"Even if you do, you won't get much, so what's the matter? You can't leave the dimension without it, or do you want to start your next mission right away? I can lend you what you need to start the mission for the time being......
"If I go offline, uh, out of this, dimensional space, will I be in place?"
"You have five seconds. Okay......"
The facilitator waved his hand.
The darkness in the space surged like a living thing, passing through Wang Julin's body in an instant, and when the dark smoke receded, the colors came up!
That's colorful...... Red!
Wang Julin suddenly took a few steps back, feeling a violent storm mixed with powerful vibrations, rushing past his eyes! The wind is like a sharp blade, and it hurts to scrape the face!