I'll go, it's only been a long time since I entered the door, and I'm going to get to the point of finding my son-in-law, and it's progressing a little fast.

Because the plot developed too fast, I didn't think about how to answer for a while, so I had to pretend to be deaf and dumb and didn't answer.

Wait, the husband's family name is Mo Niang's family name Jia, Mojia's family, if you read it upside down, Jia Mo, isn't it very similar to the name of my Buddha Buddha Sakyamuni?

What is this, is it that I am thinking too much, or is it a friendly reminder of a story mission?

While I was stunned, Mojah continued: "There are more than 300 hectares of paddy fields, more than 300 hectares of dry fields, more than 300 hectares of fruit trees in mountain fields, more than 1,000 yellow buffaloes, herds of mules and horses, and countless pigs and sheep. Southeast, northwest, Zhuangbao grassland, a total of sixty or seventy. There is rice grain that has not been used for eight or nine years, and there is a silk that has not been worn for more than ten years; there is gold and silver that cannot be used in a lifetime, and it is as strong as the brocade tent and hidden spring. If your masters and apprentices are willing to change their minds, recruit in the Han family, be at ease, and enjoy the glory, but it is not as good as working in the west?"

You can pull it down, your house is as quiet as a haunted house, there are barren mountains and mountains nearby, where do you get fertile land and livestock, your cowhide is really fairy-level, according to you, you are not only a rich businessman, this is simply a lord.

Even if it's true, the wealth of the family is not worth a volume of the Buddha's scriptures.

You say yours, I'll listen, anyway, I won't agree to anything, quietly watch your performance, hehe, the weather is good tonight.

Moja doesn't seem to be very satisfied with my induction, no matter what kind of immortal you are, anyway, I already know in my heart that this is a routine, I won't fall for it, no matter what you say, I just can't hear it, I'll leave tomorrow after a meal, what can you do with me.

Seeing that I still didn't speak, Mojah continued: "I was born on the third day of the third month of the third month of the year of Dinghai, so my husband is three years older than me, and I am forty-five years old this year. ”

Eldest sister, I believe you when you say that you are thirty-five, but at your age, I should call you an aunt, people say that thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger, I said aunt, you are indeed fierce enough.

"My eldest daughter's name is Zhenzhen, she is twenty years old this year, her second daughter's name is Aiai, she is eighteen years old this year, and the third youngest daughter is called Mercy, she is sixteen years old this year, and she has never promised to be married. ”

Yes, yes, true love, love and pity, these are these three names, I remember, the episode where Zhu Bajie touched his daughter-in-law with a hijab, and in the end, it seemed to be tied up and hung on a tree.

"Although the little woman is ugly, but fortunately the little girl has a little color, and the female worker can do everything. ”

Come on, if you look ugly, how can other average-looking women live?

Because her husband had no children, he raised them as sons, and when she was young, she also taught her to read some Confucian books, and she also knew how to sing some poems. Although he lives in the villa, he is not very vulgar or the like, and he is expected to be worthy of the rank of elder, if he is willing to let go of his arms, keep his head with long hair, and be a parent with his subordinates, wear silk and brocade, and be as strong as Nawa bowl and clothes, snowshoes and cloud hats!"

Don't listen to Wang Ba's recitation.

I don't dare to come out of the atmosphere of sitting in this precarious position, but the dizzy Zhu Bajie who has been dazed is about to jump up excitedly, you see his rough panting like a cow, why don't you also chant the Heart Sutra to resist the charm of this old lady, and Marshal Tianpeng, it is really embarrassing to Lao Tzu.

Looking at Zhu Bajie's uncompetitive appearance, I was angry, thinking in my heart, I unconsciously said it.

"Zhu Bajie, it's a shame ......"

The hall was already quiet, and the Mojazz clan didn't speak just now, so everyone listened to my sentence really.

Anyway, it's all said, I'll just wake up this pig's head.

"You evil beast! we are a monk, how can we be tempted by wealth and beauty, and what kind of dignity we have attained!"

This pig's head is not angry, and so are you immortals, and you immortals actually make this charm method, which is a bit too much, isn't it that I said, you are a little too inferior to play this method...... What's the matter, right, you're all immortals, playing this trick like an immortal.

I remember playing in the TV series, one of the daughters is still Guanyin Bodhisattva, I said big brother, you look good, but you are a man with what kind of fun, transvestite.

I also scolded and disciplined, but this Zhu Bajie is like I didn't hear it, I said are you really so lustful or your magic defense is too low, I just recited the Prajna Heart Sutra seven times and was not affected by this charm technique at all, why are you still falling deeper and deeper, you are also a heavenly general, a beauty plan you will be wasted, it is too embarrassing.

Seeing that I was in a hurry, Mojah smiled and said, "Poor, poor!

There are so many benefits! I'm too lazy to tell you! I call you a bodhisattva a god, let me be so faceless here, don't expect me to give you a good face, the mud bodhisattva still has three points of fire, let alone your uncle and me.

Seeing that I was still silent, Moja continued: "After all, this monk is not as good as this at home, the people at home wear new silk in spring, change light yarn in summer, have fine wine in autumn, warm pavilion in winter night, and use it at four o'clock. ”

Hey, what are you talking about, no matter how good you say, when Lao Tzu gets the scriptures and becomes a god and Buddha, what are you talking about!

I think so in my heart, but I can't say it on my lips, it's a miracle that I haven't spoken until I have endured this temper, and what annoys me the most is that I have reasoned with me.

To say that this reasoning has not lost to anyone before I met Zhu Bajie, I have been squeezed by Zhu Bajie recently, and at this moment I have to be the fairy joke of your passing task, which is unbearable, uncle can bear you, uncle, I can't bear it!

I retorted, "Female Bodhisattva, it is really good that you enjoy the glory of your family, you receive wealth, you have clothes and food, and your children are reunited. But I am not a bad monk, a monk is determined to keep the precepts and practice, do not love external things and do not think about ordinary feelings, like me, who is determined to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, after completing the deeds, he will naturally bless the golden body and cultivate the positive results, is not better than the old stinky skin of the people at home. ”

I'm rubbing, am I talking again, I'm talking but the problem of my brain is going to be changed, it's okay to talk with Zhu Bajie about how ugly it sounds, the key is that this one in front of me is a fairy, don't annoy people with a sentence or two.

Sure enough, after listening to me, the expression on Moja's face immediately changed, and the originally delicate and pink face revealed cyan.

"This monk is so rude! If I don't remember that you have come from far away, I should have sent you out! I am a sincere person, and I want to recruit you and others for your family relationship, but you will hurt me with your words! You have just received the ordination and made a vow, and you will never return the vulgar, I will not recruit you, but my family can always recruit one of these three people under you! Even if you are a master, you can't control it!"

Because of this Mojah's face, I also turned my face to the side angrily, but I happened to see Sun Wukong's expression.

When the monkey listened to Mojah's words, he frowned for a second, and almost barked out all his fangs, even though it was just for a moment, it was a naked killing intent.

No, if it's really a Bodhisattva or a certain immortal who has become Jia Mo's, Sun Wukong should have this expression, although the monkey has a bad temper, he doesn't dare to show a little anger in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva, the few times I saw the Bodhisattva this monkey is just pretending to be stupid and cute, why is it now because of a sentence that he wants to eat people.

Yes, even if this Moja clan looks down on me, a bald monk, but whether she is a mortal or an immortal, Sun Wukong should not use the idea of killing. After my training along the way, even if I encounter jackals, tigers and leopards on the road, Sun Wukong will just make some big moves to scare them away, unless he encounters a monster, Sun Wukong will never kill them.

My heart is full of doubts, is this Moja clan in front of me not a god, but a monster?

No, if this is a monster's residence, how could Sun Wukong let me in after seeing the clues?

No matter, no matter whether she is a god or a demon, anyway, I will never be unable to stay here, yes, I am just a master, I can't decide whether to stay as an apprentice, you want to stay as a husband, you can pick it yourself.

I stood up angrily and said, "Wukong, people want to keep you as a husband, if you want to stay, stay." ”

Leave Sun Wukong behind, no matter what you are, you can't do anything about him, the gods can't take this monkey, and don't think about it when the monster sees him.

Sun Wukong hurriedly came to my side, pulled my sleeve and said with a smile: "Master, my grandson didn't know how to do such a thing when I was young, so let's call Bajie here." ”

Pull it down, you are the Monkey King in Huaguo Mountain, and there are so many monkeys and monkeys up and down that mountain, aren't they all your descendants, and you don't know what to do.

Zhu Bajie, who had been staring at the beauty in fascination just now, seemed to come back to his senses after Jia Mo's turned his face, and when he saw that we all stood up, he pretended to be reluctant when he heard Sun Wukong say this.

"Brother, don't tease my old pig, everyone thinks about the long term. ”

Count on your uncle! You still think about it in the long run, just like your pig brother, after staying, you will either be tricked or killed! Either of them can stay, but you can't!

I looked at Sha Seng and said, "You two refuse, so call Wujing here." ”

This old sand has been tightly closed since he entered the house just now, and when he heard me say let him stay, he suddenly opened his eyes, stared at the two red eyes and said: "What did the master say, if I don't go to the west sky, why don't I go back to my quicksand river, now I have followed the master for less than two months, and I have never achieved half a penny, and the apprentice is now ordained, since he should sincerely protect the master to the west, he does not dare to covet wealth and wealth, and he only wants to go to Lingshan to meet the Buddha in person, and he will never do this deceitful thing!"

What he said was magnificent, you dead pig's head learned from other people's old sha, although I also knew that he went to the west for the glass cup, not for my devotion to the Buddha.

The four of us masters and apprentices didn't agree, and I don't know if this Moja clan wants this result, and whether we have passed this assessment.

I didn't look back, I only heard the door slamming behind me, and the Mojah clan took us back to the inner room with the maid.

Zhu Bajie saw Moja enter the house, stomped his feet and complained, "The monk doesn't know how to do things yet!" ”

Don't pretend to be with me, do you care about eating? I dare to say, what you Zhu Bajie has been yelling about to eat all the way is true, and today must be fake! Be flexible, your brain will give me more flexibility!

Zhu Bajie continued: "Now that the door is closed like this, how can we spend a night with our clean ash and cold stove!"

I said angrily, "Shut up for me, if you still recognize me as a master, you can recite that Prajna Heart Sutra hundreds of times!"

Zhu Bajie tilted his head and said angrily: "That scripture is long, I haven't finished memorizing it, and I can't read it now!"

It's just a total of more than 200 words, you tell me long, do you love to read it! Anyway, in the end, you are the one who suffers!