021 Comedian
Heaven for it, brother! It is an adaptation of "flyingman" introduced by Zhehe Satellite TV from South Korea's SBSA TV, and the whole has not yet started filming, and many fans have gathered on the Internet who are looking forward to it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Can you imagine, we have all entered the era of superhero entertainment, and our country still has to import variety shows from South Korea!" The captain looked very indignant and dissatisfied with the development of the entertainment industry in country Z: "Do they think they are all penguin fathers?!" Why do we always have to walk behind others?! ”
An Ran didn't understand what the captain was angry about, he had the impression that the captain never paid much attention to such a show, and only dealt with these people in the entertainment industry because of the needs of work arrangements. He still vaguely remembers that the captain's only true love for the TV show is the news broadcast, and even the rule of law online is a spare tire.
However, An Ran didn't have the energy to discuss the inside story of the entertainment industry with the captain, and he himself was still in an extremely painful and struggling situation:
"Captain, I think it's okay, I'm still interested in fighting little monsters and other jobs, as long as you say a word, if you let me go to the decisive battle with the Trisolarans, I'll ......"
"No, I've decided!" The captain vetoed Enron's plea for mercy.
An Ran didn't dare to break through head-on, so he had to grind hard: "I think this kind of thing should actually be handed over to someone who is better at it, and I agree with your arrangement of Shang Yi."
Her combat effectiveness has not improved now, and it is a good thing to rely on this kind of talent show to accumulate popularity first, and it will also enhance the national image if it is officially established in the future.
But I don't think I'm necessary, people like me are the most modest and cautious, I don't like to put the halo on my head, as long as I can silently contribute to our country and our nation behind my back, I will be satisfied! ”
The captain still refused with a cold face: "No, you have to go, now the country just needs you to stand in front of the stage." I can tell you the specific reason, but I'm afraid that you, a lazy person, don't have the patience to listen to it from beginning to end. To put it simply, we need a superhero who is famous and powerful, who can act as a banner and shield against the upcoming attacks from all over the world.
But don't worry, we have professional 3D modelers, and you can use 3D modeling to print a fake face that appears in the public eye, and it will not affect your daily life. ”
Enron can somewhat understand what the captain meant, but he really has something unspeakable:
"Captain, to tell you the truth, I really can't do this. Let's not say that I feel uncomfortable standing in the eyes of others, let's just say that the art cells all over my body are like going through several courses of chemotherapy, and few of them are alive.
You also know that I never go to KTV with you, that's because my singing is really out of tune. The only time I've ever performed in front of a large audience was at my high school party.
At that time, our class teacher happened to be obsessed with successful learning, and on a whim said that he wanted to improve the overall cohesion of our class, and made it mandatory for each student to put out a program during the party. I was so panicked that I added it to someone else's chorus program.
At that time, we also deliberately chose an easy song, which was Zhang Zhenyue's "The First Experience of Love" with only one tune almost from beginning to end. I thought that the stupid bird flew first, and every night when I came home from school, I practiced in front of MP3s, and I persevered for a week, and then I talked to people in eight words.
But when it came to the final performance, when I sang the first chorus, I took the tune of the remaining four people away...... Since that time, the girls who originally liked me in the class have ignored me, resulting in me slowly becoming the abandoned house where I can't find a girlfriend, and my miserable first half of my life has a lot to do with that failed performance! ”
An Ran said very devotedly, almost burst into tears, and for a while she frightened the captain a little, making her frown and look down to think about something.
An Ran hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, and then said:
"Actually, I think there are other people in the group who are more suitable than me, for example, Da Wei is usually quite versatile.
She and the aunts who danced the square dance in front of my house can dance awkwardly, and she sings the songs of the Phoenix Legend very well, and there is absolutely no problem in being an idol for middle-aged and elderly women! ”
Obviously, the captain did not get on Enron's trap, but said businessmanly:
"I really didn't take into account the problem you said, I neglected the convenience of your artistic ability before. I'll find a qualified teacher for you to do short-term intensive training for you, you don't need to be at a high level, as long as you don't lag behind, the focus of the superhero show audience is still on the ability of the awakened, and you only need to perform a magma bath or something like this in public, and the attention will rise all of a sudden. ”
Seeing that the captain is iron-hearted, An Ran is powerless to argue with her anymore, as long as she decides something, nothing can stop her except for orders from the central government and red-headed documents.
An Ran just complained helplessly: "Captain, I don't think I can get angry...... Now the main audience of those variety shows are young girls, and super powers are just accessories for them, and being handsome, singing, dancing, and being handsome is justice for them.
I just overturned Mount Fuji, and I didn't have the lethality of Wu Yanzu's face to them. ”
It's a world of faces! Those who specialize in entertainment heroes are often so handsome that they can use their faces to swipe their cards to shop, and An Ran's appearance is at most when he goes to the cafeteria to eat, and his aunt can help him dig up an extra spoonful of vegetables.
The captain had actually thought about it, and as a young woman, she couldn't help but feel that way. Shang Yi on the side kept nodding her head while holding Niuniu, thinking that An Ran's appearance was not enough to take on such a heavy responsibility.
An Ran was devastated when he looked at such a scene, it was one thing to say it himself, and it was another thing for others to express their opinions, and it was really not a good experience to be disliked and ugly.
The captain comforted An Ran and said: "It's okay, although your skin is a little thicker, and the diamond cutter can't cut it, but there is still a way to give you beauty."
One is that I found an awakened person in the superhero deployment center, his ability is to help others change their appearance, and he named his own ability to return my drifting fist, maybe it will work for you.
If you can't do it again, you have to work 3D printing and aesthetic guidance, and think about how to reasonably design the distribution of facial features to rescue your big face.
If it still doesn't work, then you can only develop in the direction of comics. ”