Chapter 19 The big tree that pretends to be slapped in the face and the big tree that will pit people
Huangshan Dao Chang took Xu Dashu with a disappointed face into the Internet café, although the entrance of the Internet café is only a small staircase, but after going upstairs, I found that this Internet café is really not small. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
When entering the house, the oblique corner of the door - although the light in the corner is a little dark, but Xu Dashu found two things that look golden, Huangshan Daochang also seemed to find the unusual in the corner, frowned slightly, but didn't say anything, after entering, the spacious hall of the Internet café is full of computers and people who are surfing the Internet, the machines are full, and many people keep walking around in the hall, waiting for others to get off the plane, and the business is quite good.
This kind of feng shui layout, Xu Dashu seems to have seen it on his own book of golden bottle plum, but he can't remember it, he quickly took out the golden bottle of plum, found it in the catalog, and saw that the book wrote: gold ingots to make wealth and prosperity, mostly with a pair of together, placed in the corner of the oblique corner of the door into the house, where the wind gathers qi, it is also a wealth position, put a pair of gold ingots to strengthen the fortune of the treasure.
"Senior, I found out why this Internet café is doing so well." Xu Dashu suddenly smiled proudly, wanting to show his hand in front of the Huangshan Dao Chief.
"Oh, why do you say?" The head of Huangshan said with interest.
"Did you just spot something in the diagonal corner of the house? The book says that the place is a place where the wind gathers qi, it is a wealth position, as long as you put two gold ingots, you can absorb wealth, and the owner of this Internet café seems to be an expert person! Xu Dashu said confidently.
"Big tree, do you usually read this kind of book?" The Taoist of Huangshan saw the name of the book in Xu Dashu's hand, Jin Chuan Mei Er, and there was a beautiful picture on the cover.
Xu Dashu seemed to know that Daoist Huangshan had misunderstood him, and hurriedly explained: "Senior's book is not the kind you think? Is this my life's work given to me by my master? ”
"The life's work of the Zuoqiu Daoist? I didn't expect Zuoqiu Daoist to be such a person, "Huangshan Daoist seems to have an understanding."
"The seniors weren't like that, actually.." Xu Dashu was afraid that the Huangshan Daoist would misunderstand further, so he hurriedly explained it carefully from beginning to end.
After finally understanding what Xu Dashu wanted to express, Huangshan Daoist pondered for a moment and said: "Dashu Xiaoyou, in fact, your reasoning just now is very reasonable, but what I want to tell you is that the two at the door are actually two ****, I smelled the smell before entering the door, didn't you smell it?" And this place I looked at the map before, there are many schools, but there are only two Internet cafes, can this Internet café business be bad? ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Dashu saw the cleaning aunt who walked to the door of the Internet café and shouted: "Damn wild dog, I have pulled two pieces of shit here, next time I see it, I have to kill you."
Xu Dashu felt so painful in his face, he was ruthlessly slapped in the face by the predecessors of Huangshan, he wanted to pretend to be b, the old mansion didn't let me pretend, and now I was slapped in the face after pretending, this day is really unhappy.
While the two were talking, the Huangshan Daoist took Xu Dashu, who was slapped in the face, to find the No. 3 private room, and the Huangshan Daoist opened the door of the private room and walked in with Xu Dashu.
There are a total of four machines in the private room, each machine is back to back, two in front and back, and at this time there is already a strange man on the Internet, the man looks almost the same age as Huangshan Daochang, the hairstyle is a middle part, thick eyebrows, a firm nose, and an angular face looks unique.
Looking at the strange man who was surfing the Internet, the Taoist of Huangshan said dissatisfiedly: "Chrysanthemum monster, didn't you say that you would wait for me?" Why did you open it yourself? ”
"Huangshan, just your grinding appearance, I'll wait for you to wait for when, don't worry, this fight is going to be over, just wait for me to play." The man didn't raise his head, he looked intently at the computer screen, and the keyboard in his hand snapped.
After almost five minutes, the man raised his head and looked at Huangshan Daoist with a depressed face: "Huangshan, my teammates are really pitted, and I knelt down again." ”
At this time, he found Xu Dashu next to the Taoist of Huangshan, and asked, "Huangshan, is this the little friend of the big tree who is looking for your help?" ”
"Hello senior, my name is Xu Dashu!" Xu Dashu had already guessed who it was, and the only one who was called the Chrysanthemum Monster was the Nine Shadows Dao Leader in the group.
"Hello, big tree friend." The Nine Shadows Dao Chief is very polite.
"Chrysanthemum Monster, I'm here now, and the big tree friends also want to come over and have a good time, it's lively, why don't we do it?" The head of Huangshan was a little anxious.
Xu Dashu was crying in his heart, the conscience of heaven and earth, you must know that he came to the Internet café all night, and he didn't come to kill him!
"Then let's do it, I know the owner of this Internet café, I'm a VIP customer here, you don't need to take your ID card to turn on the computer, you can just turn on the computer and play." The Nine Shadows Dao Chief was very proud.
Come and come, Xu Dashu reluctantly turned on the computer and boarded the masturbation!
"Oh my God." The Taoist chief of Huangshan, who was sitting next to Xu Dashu, let out an exclamation.
"What's going on, senior." Xu Dashu asked curiously.
"Hurry up and take a look, this Internet café is actually a privileged Internet café, all heroes, all skins, amazing!" The head of Huangshan shouted excitedly.
Xu Dashu "...."
Xu Dashu boarded the number and found that the old man of Lingxu and the void were both online, and hurriedly asked: "The three of us are black, and there are still two five blacks left, are you coming?" “
Lingxu replied quickly: "Pull me"
"Senior, I have two friends who want to play with us, okay?" Xu Dashu asked.
"Yes, yes, there are so many people, I'll give you permission." The head of Huangshan is very enthusiastic.
So, Xu Dashu pulled the spirit void and emptiness, and the five of them opened the black together, the Huangshan Dao Chief and the Nine Shadows Dao Chief did not know that the two people Xu Dashu pulled were Lingxu and his apprentices, and the Spirit Void and the Void also did not know that the other two were the Huangshan Dao Chief and the Nine Secluded Dao Chief.
Xu Dashu is very clear about his master's character, and with the strength of the Huangshan Daoist, Xu Dashu knows very well what will happen in the game.
"Blind man, are you Sabi, why are you kicking away?"
"Blind man, you are really blind, can't you even see this? Still not coming to support me? “
"Pit ratio, pit ratio!"
The Taoist of Huangshan was ruthlessly sprayed by the spirit in the game.
The Nine Shadows Dao Leader and Xu Dashu wanted to laugh on the side, but they didn't dare to laugh when they thought of the nine legs of the Huangshan Dao Chief.
Finally, this was over, and the head of Huangshan asked Xu Dashu with a gloomy face: "Big tree friend, do you know that friend who played Delma?" ”
Xu Dashu hurriedly pretended to be aggrieved and said: "That's Master Lingxu, I guess he shouldn't have deliberately wanted to spray you, it's understandable that he wants to win!" ”
It's just Xu Dashu's heart: "Haha, Lingxu old man, feng shui takes turns, and it has pitted me so many times, it's finally my turn!" ”
It's just that next, the Taoist of Huangshan still didn't say anything when he was playing the game, just quietly showed off his blindness, but Xu Dashu could see that Huangshan's face was terrible.
And Lingxu was still spraying: "God blind, why are you so pitiful." ”
"You're such a pit, I don't even want to play with you anymore"
"Can you use your brain to play games?"
Later, even the Nine Shadows Dao Chief was not spared: "Zhao Xin, are you a pig?" “
"Stab him! You won't be so stupid. ”
Anyway, Lingxu was killed by Xu Dashukeng for one night, and the five of them fought all night.
After the last handful of dawn, Lingxu said lightly in the game chat room: "Big tree, don't pull me to play games with such a vegetable person in the future, I'm going to sleep."
And Jiuyou and Huangshan have been silent from beginning to end.
Xu Dashu specially chatted with the Lingxu Taoist in private before the Lingxu game: "Uncle Shi is actually a senior of Huangshan, and Zhao Xin is a senior of Jiuyou, and he played with us for a night. ”
I only saw it for a long time, and Lingxu replied: "Uncle Shi knows" After speaking, the id avatar turned gray.
Xu Dashu could feel that these words, Lingxu should be typing, and his mood was very heavy.
This night, although tired, Xu Dashu was so happy!