Chapter 33 Q&A Ping Pong and Traffic Police Pizza
On that day, the hot pot and charcoal-grilled crabs will not forget the humiliation of being carved up and eaten by humans, and the horror of Du Chuan Gaoling, who ate not even half of the soup base. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
No matter what direction the butterfly transformation ability is, every time the butterfly transforms into an advanced transformation, the butterfly body will always be strengthened and improved, and the amount of food is at least two or three times that of non-butterfly humans.
After sweeping the dishes on the table, the big stomachs of White Rabbit Village were a little unsatisfied, only Zuo Ling didn't eat much and felt tired, so he went back to the bedroom to rest.
Even the slender Yan Lan still held chopsticks and looked around for fish on the table.
After searching to no avail, Yan Lan smiled apologetically: "It's been a long time since everyone has eaten together, and I misestimated the amount." ”
"It's okay, it's okay." Du Chuan stood up from behind the orange crab shells piled up in the "Jingguan", staggered to the sofa in the living room, and pulled out the old mobile phone from the gap, "I'll order another pizza takeaway." ”
The phone was dialed, and a young female voice with a sweet voice said:
"Hello, this is the World Peace Pizzeria in Fumana City."
"Xiaojin, I want 12 10-inch Neapolitan pizzas and send them to the White Rabbit Village apartment."
"It's Brother Du Chuan. Understood, I'll ask my brother to send it to you. Xu Jin, the proprietress of the World Peace Pizzeria, replied with a smile.
"I'm sorry for you." Du Chuan hung up the phone.
Lu Bingzang asked strangely: "Do you need so much, there are only seven of us." ”
Du Chuan explained: "The characteristic of takeaway in this store is that the person who delivers the takeaway will eat and deliver it at the same time, if you finish eating halfway, you will turn back, order 12 servings, and it is estimated that there will only be seven or eight servings left. ”
Lu Bingzang: "Will there be business in such a strange store with such strange employees?" ”
"Ha, business is still very good." Du Chuan stretched, "Waiting for pizza time, do you want to do some light exercise after dinner?" Uncle, I suddenly became full of energy. How about the boys come to play table tennis, just four people. He looked at Qin Xin, Yi Che, and Lu Bingzang.
Yi Che touched the earrings: "Brother Chuan, your head is funny again, the ball and racket are okay to say, where is the table tennis table in the apartment." ”
Du Chuan smiled deeply: "That's not necessarily. Then he went up the stairs to the second floor, and after a while, the sound of rummaging over boxes and cabinets and throwing heavy objects to the ground as if an elephant was tap-dancing came down from upstairs, and there was also the sound of bits and pieces of debris dumping, and the noise was constant.
Qin Xin and the others looked worriedly at the ceiling that seemed to be crumbling, and a few minutes later, Du Chuan walked down holding a rectangular wooden box that was one and a half tall and full of dust.
The black-shirted uncle staggered to the courtyard, threw the box, and kicked in the middle of the row of black insignia on the side of the box, and the half-human-high wooden box suddenly jumped up "angrily", and dozens of gaps cracked on the smooth surface of the box.
After the dust cleared, a wooden standard ping-pong table was placed firmly in the middle of the courtyard.
Qin Xin stepped forward to touch the material that exuded a golden soft luster, and carefully observed the row of black emblems that appeared on the edge of the table, in addition to the simple icons representing the table tennis table, there were more than a dozen icons such as billiard tables, double-door cabinets, multi-layer bookshelves, and four-poster beds.
"The multi-purpose mechanism wood made by the Suichao Workshop in Quyu County is made of purple teak wood." Qin Xin looked up at Du Chuan, "It's for local tyrants, no wonder Brother Chuan, you can only borrow money to buy instant noodles at the end of every month." ”
Purple teak is also called rouge tree, ring hole tree, although there is a purple word, but that refers to the teak leaves after rubbing will have red dye, the surface of purple teak utensils is actually golden yellow after oxidation. This kind of wood is of uniform material, with a straight texture and excellent texture, which belongs to the precious hardwood, and the butterfly species is even more precious. Coupled with the skillful skills of the master craftsmen of the Suichao Workshop in Quyu County, such a set of mechanical woodware can be called priceless.
Du Chuan Zhengse said: "This is a lottery to buy chewing gum." ”
"The devil believes in you."
Qin Xin went out to the stationery and sports store in the White Rabbit Shopping Street to buy two pairs of table tennis rackets and a ball, and threw them to Du Chuan, Yi Che and Lu Bingzang respectively. The four of them stood in two directions, Qin Xin and Du Chuan at one end, and Yi Che and Lu Bing hiding at the other end.
Yan Lan volunteered to take out a pink booklet from the bedroom and stood on the side of the table, not knowing what was written on it.
Du Chuan bowed slightly and slapped his right hand horizontally, scooping the ball with his left hand and hanging it on the table, quite like that, the waste wood uncle suddenly said: "It's not interesting to just play, cross the serve in order, and add some punishment, so that the loser understands the cruelty of the world to the weak, how about it." ”
Qin Xin's right hand slapped straight away, revealing sharp white teeth: "It's exactly what I want." "In the sports category, he thought to himself that he would not lose to anyone in the room.
Yi Che said arrogantly: "Hahahahahaha, you are dying by yourself!" I'm so strong that I'm scared of myself! "The crab dances up and down with a racket.
Lu Bingzang thought for a while: "I'm fine." "If it is a sport with more physical confrontation such as basketball and football, he may not be as good as the martial arts, but table tennis, a sport that pays more attention to delicate skills......
Yan Lan held up the booklet: "Are you all ready?" Well, the first question! ”
In a small pizzeria with a sign reading "World Peace" on Weasel Street in Dongming City, the proprietress Xu Jin put 12 freshly made pizzas into the incubator and sent a mobile phone email to her brother Xu Hui.
6 kilometers away, next to Ferret Avenue, there are two black-and-white police butterfly locomotives parked, and the two traffic policemen on the cars are wearing helmets and exhaling white air.
The older traffic policeman took out his mobile phone from his arms and read the email, his cold straight brows furrowed, and the cigarette in his mouth flickered on his head.
He turned his head and asked the young traffic policeman on the right: "How many people have been arrested today." ”
"Two bars, one for illegal parking, and one for speeding." The young traffic policeman rubbed his hands and replied.
"One more than that." The grim and straight-eyed traffic policeman Xu Hui raised his head, two hundred meters away, in an alley near Ferret Avenue, a long-haired woman with blond hair in a red leather coat pushed a women's butterfly locomotive and walked out.
Oh, stupid woman, I don't know that a catastrophe is coming.
The head of the burning cigarette in Xu Hui's mouth suddenly brightened, and he picked up the bazooka-style police butterfly energy air cannon from the side of the police butterfly energy locomotive, and fired it to the maximum power aimed at the red-skinned blonde woman two hundred meters away!
"The third!"
The shock wave formed by the violent jet of compressed gas in the butterfly energy air cannon drew an invisible ripple in the air, and slammed the blonde woman and her car to the ground!
"Holy! Brother Quit, are you hairy?! The young traffic policeman was dumbfounded.
"Speeding." Xu Hui said calmly.
"Holy! People have just ridden the bike, and they haven't started much at all! Super fart speed! ”
Xu Hui said calmly: "I know that person, she will definitely be speeding." ”
"Brother Quit, you ......"
The young traffic policeman opened his mouth and looked at the blonde woman who fell to the ground with the car: "Brother retreat...... There won't be a death. ”
Xu Fei calmly spit out a smoke ring: "I said that I know her, a high-level butterfly in the direction of body strengthening, how can she die so easily, at most she is a little dizzy." If it weren't for the sneak attack, even I wouldn't have been able to hit her. ”
Sure enough, the blonde woman in red leather who was lying on the ground and did not move began to shake her head slowly, and her hands were holding the ground.
"When she gets up, you go to issue a ticket, three have been arrested today, and the director will not chirp any traffic police duties, you look here, I'll deliver pizza first." Xu Hui sorted out his helmet and prepared the engine car.
"How can people issue tickets if they don't overspeed! Quit, brother, you just want to skip work to deliver pizza! The duty of the traffic police is to maintain traffic order, and it has nothing to do with arresting a few people. Why do the traffic police have a part-time job delivering pizza, and it is more important than their own job! ”
Xu Hui stepped on the clutch: "No, delivering pizza is my main job, and the traffic police are just playing." Then he sped out.
In the distance, the blonde woman who was knocked over by Xu Hui with an air cannon had already climbed up, she gritted her teeth and rode on the butterfly locomotive, holding the knob and violently injecting the power of butterfly transformation, leaving behind the traffic rules and the maximum speed limit, and the locomotive chased the police locomotive in front of it with the sound of the furious engine.
"Excuse me, you bastard!"
Xu Hui saw a blonde woman with teeth and claws in the rearview mirror, the red leather coat was like a burning flame in the gallop, and the grim traffic policeman with a cigarette in her mouth did not change color.
"Hehe, I knew you would be speeding, and sure enough, I didn't make a mistake."
He drove with one hand, picked up the butterfly energy air cannon hanging on the side of the locomotive with the other hand, and launched a continuous bombardment of the blonde woman's locomotive behind him without looking back!
The red-skinned blonde woman rushed left and right, nimbly flashing the heavy shock wave in front of her, and shouted: "Retire you bastard, my mother will kill you today!" ”
Xu Hui smiled faintly, fired three shots in a row to force the blonde woman to the right to dodge, and then pinched the cannon barrel hard, and injected a large amount of butterfly power from the muzzle of the cannon in a retrograde way, and after carrying out a dangerous illegal operation, he directly threw the bazooka-style butterfly energy air cannon back, and the cannon barrel spun and flew out.
Bang! The devastated Butterfly Energy Air Cannon explodes in anger! The crimson ferocious explosion enveloped the blonde woman and her locomotive, who had no time to dodge, and the car overturned.
Xu Hui coldly spit out the cigarette butt: "**** go." ”
Riding to get rid of the blonde woman who was still spinning around with the locomotive on the ground, Xu Fei stopped at the door of the World Peace Pizzeria on Weasel Street, and asked his sister Xu Jin to fix the incubator containing the pizza in the vacated position of the butterfly air cannon on the side of the locomotive.
"It's Brother Du Chuan's request, send it to the White Rabbit Village apartment in Rinmori White Rabbit Shopping Street, brother, you've been there." Xu Jindao, who wore a lake blue headscarf and a apron of the same color.
"Got it." Xu Hui opened a box of pizza and took out a slice and bit it in his mouth, started the butterfly energy locomotive, thought about it and said, "If that woman comes and asks me where I'm going, don't tell her." After saying that, the car disappeared at the end of Weasel Street.
"Then I won't wait for her to ask, take the initiative to tell her." Xu Jin pursed his lips and smiled and sent out a mobile phone email.
"Sister Feng, my brother has gone to Rinmori."
The blonde woman in a red leather coat stood up from the wreckage of the locomotive, her cheeks stained with black ash, and looked at the email received on her mobile phone with a hideous expression.
"Bastard! The old lady must kill you today! ”