015 Personal assistants
It turns out that An Ran is still obsessed with Overwatch and can't extricate himself, going farther and farther on the road of pit teammates, using all his energy to fight against fate, and has no heart to eavesdrop on the whispers of Shang Yi and the captain. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
The captain stood in the courtyard of An Ran's house, looking awkwardly at the plastic steel glass that was shattered by her in the guest room on the first floor, not knowing how to explain.
Fortunately, An Ran didn't even hear the sound of glass breaking, and only thought about his next game. The captain breathed a deep sigh of relief, she had just thought that the end of the world was coming. Carefully putting away the rose brooch, the captain took out his mobile phone and made a call, and soon an inconspicuous pickup truck arrived at the door of Enron's house.
Several capable men who covered their faces with peaked caps jumped out of the car and walked silently into the courtyard of An Ran's house. The captain pointed to the broken glass in the windows and on the floor, and they immediately understood their mission.
There was no verbal exchange, and the cap men quickly began their work in a very efficient manner. The mess on the ground was quickly cleaned up, and even the overwhelmed leeks in the yard were lifted up. Modern sapper equipment makes the replacement of plastic steel windows quick and quiet.
An Ran had only played a few games before these men in caps had disappeared in front of An Ran's house in a pickup truck, and nothing seemed to have happened.
When it was time for dinner, the captain was still sitting opposite An Ran without blushing and heartbeat, and Shang Yi was holding Niuniu, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.
Until Enron spoke:
"Captain!"
"What's wrong?" When he heard An Ran call her, the captain subconsciously panicked, but quickly stabilized his emotions.
"When will my five insurances and one housing fund be done?"
"Why do you say this again, didn't I say it's absolutely impossible!" The captain made himself look as stern as usual, but he was always a little weak in his heart.
There was a long silence.
"Captain!"
"What's wrong again?!" An Ran's surprise made the guilty captain very painful, and his face was a little unable to maintain a disguised expression.
"Actually, you're a good person, and I don't blame you." An Ran continued to eat with his head down, and he didn't look up, just said vaguely.
The captain stiffened in his seat, the rice bowl in his hand creaked as she gripped it.
After a few seconds, the captain stood up, turned and walked towards the door. As a friend, as a comrade-in-arms in a former squad, the guilt in her heart exploded, she was never a scheming person.
An Ran could hear the captain's slight sobs in his ears, but he didn't know how to comfort him. He looked at Shang Yi pleadingly, and Shang Yi just looked at him in the same surprise, as if wondering why he didn't jump up and subvert the government, unify the world, shout slogans like "My life is up to me", and then embark on the path of the protagonist who really belonged to him.
Seeing that he couldn't count on Shang Yi, An Ran had no choice but to speak on his own. He put down his rice bowl and walked to the door, shouting at the back of the captain who was about to walk out of his yard:
"Don't worry, I won't subvert the government and destroy the world, in two days, I will solve Shangyi's matter, and I will go to the headquarters to play with you."
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"You know everything?" After quietly cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, Shang Yi sat on the sofa with Niuniu in her arms, and then said her questions to An Ran.
"It's not that I don't like you pursuing me, you're pretty and you're a good girl......" This kind of opportunity to be confessed beautifully is too precious for a dead house like An Ran, which makes him nervous and at a loss, and the energy flow in his body is a little uncontrollable. There was a glow on his body, a burst of steam, and the couch under his ass floated slightly off the ground with him.
Shang Yi was stunned, and it took a long time to understand what An Ran was talking about:
"No, master. I want to ask you, do you know what the captain thinks about you, what plans you have? ā
"Ahh You said this~" An Ran reacted, his face turned red instantly, and he felt too ashamed to perform a one-man show alone just now!
For the answer to this question, Enron calmed down a lot:
"Actually, I already knew."
"You already knew?" Shang Yi thought that the captain had been hiding from An Ran before.
"The captain is a good person~" An Ran said this almighty evaluation of the captain again, but the expression on his face was both funny and helpless:
"She's just too bad at deceiving. In the beginning, she asked me eight times a day if she wanted to conquer the world, and I told her that she didn't want to, but she didn't believe it.
You're not the first girl she's sent to approach me. ā
When he said this, An Ran suddenly felt a little like he was playing a domineering president, very feeling and a little ashamed, and hurriedly continued: "She actually has a good heart, when I first joined the team, I always wanted her to introduce me to a girlfriend, and I kept asking her whether the organization was in charge of assigning daughters-in-law.
It's just that her first choice is too exaggerated. It was an Austrian beauty who looked a bit like Anne Hathaway, knew seven instruments and four languages, was gentle, kind, and understanding, and had performed at the Sydney Opera House!
Such a goddess suddenly stood at the door of my house that day, saying that she wanted to make friends with me!! ā
Shang Yi couldn't hold back a little when she heard this, and almost sprayed the tea she had just drunk on Niuniu's head.
"You say, will the probability of this kind of thing happening be higher than that of the Chinese men's football team winning the World Cup?" An Ran was a little helpless: "Actually, I've always wanted to make it clear to her, but seeing that she always looks devoted, I've always been a little embarrassed to expose her." The whole team actually knew about it, and they used it a lot to taunt me.
Today I saw that the glass of my house was shattered by her, and I am afraid that one day she will be nervous and burn my house, and my parents will not beat me to death when they come back.
So at dinner, I first asked her if I could do the five insurances and one housing fund, if I could do it, the house would not be a loss, but if I couldn't, I could only quickly explain the matter to her. ā
Enron was a little helpless, and the damn sense of economic crisis after retirement was at work.
"Then master, don't you really have this idea, be an emperor or something~" Shang Yi was surprised and An Ran slammed the small citizen's thoughts, and then said the doubts in her heart.
"Even if my father is the emperor and wants to give way to me, I won't do it, I don't know how much work I have to worry about a day, not to be tired to death?!" An Ran replied with great certainty, and then immersed himself in his fantasies: "But it's not bad if I want to be an idle prince or something, I eat and sleep all day long, sleep and play, and there are people waiting on the side, hehehehehehe......"
Shang Yi and Niuniu looked at An Ran helplessly together and immersed themselves in their decadence on the spot. lewd, and then threw the idea of Enron's possible conquest of the world out of his mind forever.
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Early the next morning, Enron received a text message from the captain. The text message only has three words, "I'm sorry", followed by a string of numbers.
At first glance, An Ran thought that this was the amount of money that the captain had discovered in his conscience and wanted to use it to soothe his wounded heart. However, he quickly gave up this idea, the captain has always been a model of thrifty and honest civil servants, and he looks at the country's funds more than his own money, otherwise he will not even take advantage of such a small advantage as five insurances and one housing fund.
An Ran thought that it should be the phone number of the personal equipment manufacturer that the captain said, and experimentally clicked down on this string of numbers, and sure enough, this is a string of phone numbers, and the location of the number shows New York, USA.
This made An Ran nervous for a while, thinking about quickly going back to organizing the language, he hadn't studied English since he went to college, and the fourth level had just passed, and now it was really stressful for him to talk to foreign speakers.
However, what made him breathe a sigh of relief was that the voice from the other side after the phone was connected, it was a mechanical and rigid female voice, speaking in Chinese:
"Hello, friend from China, I'm Iron Man Tony Stark's personal assistant, how can I help you?"