Chapter 117: On the Correct Posture of Hanging
"What? Are you really hanging?! ”
Facing Zeng Xiaoxian's exclamation, Hu Yifei was expressionless and said perfunctorily: "What's this, Lu Ziqiao, Guan Gu, they are too!" After speaking, he spread his hands.
"Ziqiao?" Looking at Lu Ziqiao suspiciously, Zeng Xiaoxian muttered in disbelief: "It's a lie."
Facing Zeng Xiaoxian's scrutiny, Lu Ziqiao said impatiently: "Okay, I admit it, I did hang up." ”
"I found that as long as I eat fruit, my body will become stronger, hehehe~!" Lu Ziqiao demonstrated that he reached out and easily uprooted a green tree on the side of the road and threw it aside like garbage.
"Squayi! It turns out that you are all so powerful, and I am here to sacrifice ugliness! Tilting his head arrogantly, Guan Gu walked to the tree on the ground, and without seeing him move, the silver light flashed, and the trunk shattered into countless discs smaller than a dollar coin.
"Wow! Guan Gujun, you are so amazing! Wan Yu watched a sci-fi blockbuster, opened her mouth happily and applauded.
"Teacher Zeng, in fact, you don't have to feel inferior, we will protect you." Lu Ziqiao puffed up his chest, hugged Zeng Xiaoxian into his arms, and patted him on the shoulder.
"!" Disgusted and pushed Lu Ziqiao away, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Zhang Wei and them vigilantly, and said suspiciously: "Do you also have plug-ins?" ”
"Hehe" smiled, Zhang Wei walked out embarrassedly, and said slowly: "Actually, it's not a plug-in, it just reduces my sense of existence."
"Presence?" Looking at Zhang Wei suspiciously, Zeng Xiaoxian slowly turned his head to look at Lu Zhanbo: "What about you?" Zhanbo, are you also hiding something from me. ”
"Me?" Blinking innocently, Lu Zhanbo hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Teacher Zeng, you have to believe me, I am in the same camp as you, I am a good citizen, a great good citizen, and there is no hanging." ”
With a sigh of relief in his heart, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Chen Meijia, Wan Yu and Tang Youyou: "You are the only ones left, the good people are still plugged in, let's recruit them." ”
"Teacher Zeng, how can you not believe me? I'm a big fan of yours! Chen Meijia's eyes dodged, looking left and right, and finally smiled apologetically at the suspicious Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, you have to forgive me, in fact, I don't want to!" Suddenly, the plug-in is coming, don't block my account."
The corners of his mouth twitched, and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the remaining two without love.
Lin Wanyu and Tang Youyou glanced at each other, and hurriedly waved their hands and shook their heads: "We really don't have a plug-in, and we don't have a plug-in!" ”
"Okay, we have four people here who don't have cheats, and six people who have cheats"
"Six?" Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian suspiciously.
Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Hu Yifei, and his eyes slowly turned to Xiao Hei, who was testing the internal structure of the nail gun.
"Huh?" Turning his head vigilantly, Xiao Hei found that everyone was watching and staring at him, and asked timidly: "What's wrong?" Is there a zombie behind me?! He hurriedly turned his head, and there was only a wide road behind him.
"It's a cheat." Everyone nodded in agreement.
"How can you do this! If we had known you had so many cheats, why did we run away before! Eat monkey brain raw, barbecue monkey meat, and stew monkey meat in oil," Zeng Xiaoxian said through gritted teeth.
"I'm also afraid that you won't be able to accept it, just like now." Hu Yifei explained as a matter of course.
"I still can't accept it now" Looking at Hu Yifei speechlessly, Zeng Xiaoxian glared angrily.
O God! You're so unfair! What kind of pirated plug-in is it for me! I want to return it!
"Why do you have such a crazy and cool plug-in! Yes~!! I'm going to change! Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed his hair complainingly and said wildly.
Change? Squinting his eyes and looking Zeng Xiaoxian up and down, Hu Yifei's eyes revealed dangerous information, and his voice suddenly raised: "Change~?" ”
His body stiffened, Zeng Xiaoxian stood in place, and the cold wind blew.
"Did I say change?"
"Haha~! You must have heard it wrong, it must be like this, ah, hahahaha" Zeng Xiaoxian's stiff body suddenly accelerated, and he ran forward.
Hu Yifei's feet moved, the breeze drifted by, and the figure disappeared in place, and in a moment, Zeng Xiaoxian, who was already holding a dead dog in his hand and sticking out his tongue when he reappeared.
"It's a shame that you're still so weak when you open the hanging."
"Can I be blamed for this?! I'm not playing a combat cheat, I just want to be a globally renowned host, that's all! OK? ”
"Who knows God! You let me go! With a bitter face, Zeng Xiaoxian hid behind Lu Ziqiao.
At this time, Tang Youyou and the others looked at him with resentment, and with an angry mouth, Zeng Xiaoxian shrank his head again.
"Wait." Zhang Wei, who had never had a sense of existence, suddenly spoke seriously, and everyone's eyes were attracted.
"If we have so many cheats, why should we be afraid of that monkey?!" looked at everyone with a sad and angry face.
“”
"yes." Chen Meijia turned her head to look at Hu Yifei and asked, "Sister Yifei, why are we afraid of that monkey?" ”
"Eh" Hu Yifei opened his mouth slightly in a daze, and after a long time, he forcibly explained: "Because this and that are right, because monkeys are social animals!" When have you ever seen a single monkey in a cage in a zoo? ”
"Huh? I don't think so. Chen Meijia recalled.
"That's right! Because monkeys are social animals, a monkey is so powerful, if a group of monkeys comes, we will not have to run away, hehe" Hu Yifei smiled awkwardly.
"Sister Yifei deserves to be a university teacher, so amazing!" Chen Meijia looked at the embarrassed Hu Yifei with admiration.
"Cut" Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Hu Yifei with disdain, this explanation is really far-fetched and can't be far-fetched, and only Chen Meijia will believe it.
glared at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was disdainful, and Hu Yifei smiled embarrassedly at Meijia's eyes.
"I see!" Guan Gu thought for a while, and exclaimed: "No wonder Darwin said that humans evolved from monkeys, so it is"
After sighing, everyone continued to move forward, and it was a lot easier along the way, but there was no substitute car, their car ran out of gas when it was in the city, and there were too many scrapped cars on the road to block it, so they didn't drive out.
And after they left, a human head wearing sunglasses was revealed in a green rape field.
Holding a small binocular, he looked at the people in the distance, and he greeted the other person below him, and another man with sunglasses showed his head.