Chapter 4: A Rainbow Fart
"Yes, yes, yes, it must be!" The second senior sister, who was simple-minded and had well-developed limbs, stood up with a sudden realization on her face.
The senior sister was also helped up by the senior sister, nodded thoughtfully: "Tianzun said that evil people like to lean over arrogant, lascivious, lazy and lazy people, it should be a hint that we will run more to the kitchen in the future and get some fireworks." ”
"The senior sister is really clear-minded, no wonder she can be valued by the owner of the nunnery. The little nun echoed and immediately slapped the senior sister with a rainbow fart.
The second senior sister has always been jealous of the senior sister's beauty and popularity, so she was dissatisfied: "This is obviously the eleventh enlightenment with the guidance of Tianzun." ”
As soon as she finished speaking, she turned her face to look at Ling Chu again, and said to herself, "But then again, how did Eleven's head become smart?"
"Eleven died and was resurrected, and was taken up by Tianzun again, tsk, this is amazing!"
Next, the little nuns began to talk about it, and no one forgot about cooking and laundry.
Some little nuns asked Ling Chu to ask Tianzun about their marriage next time, and some people cared about their fortune and were regarded as the "fragrant bones" chosen by Tianzun, and Ling Chu seemed to become a god in everyone's eyes for a while.
If it weren't for the wake-up nunnery owner who lost his temper, everyone would still be chattering around Ling Chu.
Because of Tianzun's words, no one wants to be the lazy person to be haunted by evil, so they are all scrambling to get busy, either washing and mopping the floor, or boiling water and cooking, in short, in the entire nunnery, except for the nunnery owner who sneers at the ghosts and gods, the most idle ones are Minghui and Ling Chu, so they were sent out by the nunnery master.
There is an unwritten rule in Yunshui Nunnery, that is, as long as the owner of the nunnery earns money, he does not need to pick up customers.
With a plan, Ling Chu and Minghui grabbed the head of a Taoist priest and aimlessly searched for a target on the crowded main street.
"Da Da", suddenly someone drove the carriage and rushed over: "Get out of the way, get out of the way!"
"Be careful!" Seeing a child popping out in front of him, Ling Chu didn't have time to think about it, he rushed over and picked up the child and rolled to the side.
"Phew!" Although the coachman tightened the reins of the horse, Ling Chu was still kicked by the horse a few times.
Ling Chu was lying on the ground, she glanced at it casually, and when she saw the plum blossom mark on the wheel, her mind flashed.
Damn, there is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it!
"Ouch!" she let go of the child, and with a little more rolling she wiped the dirt from the ground and rolled to the carriage with a wail.
She screamed miserably, so frightened that Minghui immediately ran over: "Eleven!"
Ling Chu pinched Minghui's hand, squeezed his eyebrows and whispered, "Don't talk nonsense, cry quickly!"
Her hand was so strong that Minghui immediately burst into tears.
"Hey, are you alright?" the coachman asked, quickly getting out of the carriage.
After many years of mixing circles, Ling Chu has developed a good ability to be deaf and clear-sighted.
But everything she has seen can be remembered, and the sounds she hears are unforgettable.
The voice of the coachman is the man who threw himself back into the mass grave last night!
"It hurts me to death, ouch!" Turning over, Ling Chu hugged the coachman's leg, pulled his throat, and said loudly: "You broke my leg in broad daylight, you have to give me an explanation!"
"Otherwise, no one will want to run this time!"