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Many seniors in the group seem to have a personal opinion on the video recorded by Xu Dashu!

The three non-precept chiefs: "Xiangyu Xiaoyou's punches and kicks are quite level!" “

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Ning Xiangyu's shy expression.

The head of the Nine Shadows Dao, who had never been in the water, also came out at this time: "Sister Xiangyu, learn more from your senior brother Huangshan, his few feet are not comparable to ordinary people." ”

Huangshan Dao Chang @ Jiuyou Dao Chang: "What do you say?" Do you want to be a guest at the elixir Dao chief's house again? ”

I personally tried the power of the nine legs of the Huangshan Dao Changdao Gate, where did the Jiuyou Dao Chang dare to die at this time, and hurriedly replied: "What did Huangshan say? I am praising you for your profundity, if Sister Xiangyu has your Taoism, how can she be bullied this time. ”

At this time, an ID that Xu Dashu had never seen before appeared.

Gossip Daoist @ Jiuyou Dao Chief: "Jiuyou, why are you cowardly?" “

"You fake fortune teller, I forgot if you didn't speak." Jiuyou Dao was furious: "Didn't you calculate a sign for me last time?" As a result, a few days after you finished the math for me, Huangshan found me, and I was beaten up. ”

Nanshan Dao Chief, who had been watching the news on the side, spoke: "Jiuyou, the gossip old man calculates the hexagram, his apprentices don't believe it, you actually believe it, the young man is still young." ”

Huangshan Dao Chang mended the knife: "Young." ”

Drunken Moon Daoist: "Upstairs +1"

Nine Shadows Dao Chief: "...."

Xu Dashu doesn't know, this is called the gossip Taoist is also a senior in the group, he likes to tell other people's hexagrams, but he always counts hexagrams differently from others, if you calculate a sign, then you'd better not go out these days and stay at home safely, in short, just look at the hexagram he calculated.

Gossip Daoist: "Don't be angry, the old man is calculating a hexagram for you." ”

The bleeding knife of the Nine Shadows Dao Chief: "If you are telling me a fortune, believe it or not, I will go to your house and you tonight." ”

Xu Dashu speechlessly posted a series of ellipses in the group.

"Yo, Big Tree Little Friend is out." The head of Nanshan saw the message sent by Xu Dashu @ Xu Dashu.

"Hello seniors!" Xu Dashu is very polite.

"Big tree and little friend are so powerful, they can even please God!" Nanshan Dao said with a smile.

Huangshan Daoist @ Xu Dashu: "This time I really thank the big tree little friend, and the next time we meet, I will personally thank the big tree little friend." “

Xu Dashu hurriedly replied: "The seniors of Huangshan are polite. ”

At this time, the gossip chief also @ Xu Dashu: "You are Xu Dashu, I watched the video, the young man performed very well, the Taoist chief is in a good mood today, do you want to help you calculate a hexagram for free." ”

The Nine Shadows Dao Elder hurriedly @ Xu Dashu: "Don't believe this fake fortune teller. “

Huangshan Daoist: "Big tree and little friends think carefully!" ”

Nanshan Michigan: "Don't make rash decisions. ”

Seeing the seniors in the group persuade him so much, Xu Dashu thought for a while and smiled: "Thank you for the kindness of the gossip seniors, but don't work for the gossip seniors." ”

At this time, I saw the gossip chief slowly replying: "I'm sorry, big tree friend, I've already calculated it for you, sign it!" Looks like something good is going to happen to you lately. ”

Xu Dashu, who has not been in the group for a long time, does not know how deep the water in this group is, since the gossip seniors have helped him calculate, Xu Dashu is still ready to say thank you.

But before he replied, the head of the Nine Shadows Dao @ Xu Dashu: "Big tree friend, don't go out recently, it's best not to do anything." ”

Huangshan Daoist also @ Xu Dashu: "Big tree Xiaoyou, although I don't like him in Jiuyou, but this time I believe that his words are right." ”

The head of the three non-precepts is even more direct: "Big tree and little friend, you are going to be unlucky, and it is big luck." ”

Xu Dashu couldn't believe it, and posted in the group: "No! At this time, he was also a little panicked by the words of the seniors in the group.

Nanshan Daoist: "Big tree Xiaoyou let me tell you something, this fake fortune teller has a disciple, called the copper hexagram Taoist, once the copper hexagram Taoist went to catch a zombie, the copper hexagram Taoist learned that the zombie is only ten years of Taoism, with the copper hexagram their own strength to solve the zombie is more than enough, before leaving let the fake fortune teller give him a hexagram, at that time the fake fortune teller calculated that it was signed, but the copper hexagram Taoist was very happy, full of confidence out of the door.

As a result, it didn't take long for the Tonggua Taoist priest to run back with bruises all over his body. “

Xu Dashu asked, "That zombie is too strong?" ”

Nanshan Daoist smiled and said: "No, the black dog blood that the Tonggua Taoist priest bought on the street before going is fake, and the box containing the peach wood sword and magic weapon was dropped on the road, this is nothing, when I arrived at the place where I lived in a black shop, the money was only a few dozen yuan left, and in the end I didn't even meet the zombie face, and I rushed back after several twists and turns, and I was hit by a car when I arrived at the door, it was just a bicycle, and the copper hexagram Taoist was hit and fractured, and I recuperated at home for a long time, and the kid took a photo last time, and his face was haggard, We are distressed to see it! “

"Yes, big tree and little friend, as long as this fake fortune teller is a good hexagram, there will definitely be no good thing." The Nine Shadows Dao Elder made up for Xu Dashu's young mind again.

Xu Dashu was stunned by what Nanshan Daoist and Jiuyou Daoist said, and broke out in a cold sweat: "Forget it, after I send Xiangyu away tomorrow, I will stay in the store and not go out." ”

At this time, the avatar of the gossip chief also dimmed, and seeing that the gossip chief did not refute, Xu Dashu was even more panicked.

"Forget it, I won't go out for a few days anyway, so I shouldn't be fine." Xu Dashu comforted himself in his heart.

At this time, Zuoqiu, who had not been in contact with Xu Dashu for a long time, said a word in the group: "Dashu, your parents contacted me today, let you go to them tomorrow, they seem to have something important to find you, and I have sent your parents' phone numbers and addresses to your QQ in a private chat." ”

Xu Dashu wanted to cry without tears: "Master, why didn't you say it earlier." ”

Forget it, Xu Dashu knew that he had asked in vain, and when he saw that the old man Zuoqiu had posted such a long paragraph at once, he was sure that he and the seniors in the group had started typing since the beginning of the chat.

Is this a nightmare?

Nine Shadows Dao Chief @ Xu Dashu smiled evilly

The Huangshan Taoist has a bad smile expression, and the three non-quitting Taoist elders have a bad smile expression, and Xu Dashu has been in the Huangshan Taoist for a while, and he can't bear to fall into the well @ Xu Dashu: "Be careful." “

Xu Dashu: "......"

After reading the news that the old man of Zuoqiu had chatted with him privately, Xu Dashu cheered himself up: "Dashu, believe in yourself, you won't be so unlucky!" ”

However, looking at the reactions of the seniors in the group, Xu Dashu himself didn't believe his words.