Chapter 15 The Taoist of Huangshan wants to relax, so he has to
After Xu Dashu and the three of them returned to the community, they moved to the villa with Lingxu that night, leaving the house alone to Xu Dashu. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Xu Dashu, who was lying alone on the bed, stared at the ceiling, and suddenly missed Zuoqiu, the old man who had accompanied him for ten years.
took out his mobile phone, opened QQ, and found the screen name of that night's style in the friend bar, looking at this screen name, Xu Dashu's original longing suddenly came to naught, Xu Dashu felt that his heart was so tired, why didn't there be a normal person around him.
I haven't been in touch for so long, it's okay to say a few words, Xu Dashu clicked on the conversation window with a heavy heart.
"Old man, are you there?" Xu Dashu was afraid that the old man would not be able to see it, so he specially sent a window to shake.
After a long while, Zuoqiu replied: "Say"
Xu Dashu: "It's nothing, I just miss you a little." ”
After a long while, Zuoqiu replied: "Oh"
Xu Dashu felt that he was completely looking for nothing to chat with Zuoqiu, looking at Zuoqiu's "saying" and "oh", Xu Dashu was so angry!
Strongly calming down his emotions, Xu Dashu held on to the last glimmer of hope: "What are you doing?" ”
Just when Xu Dashu and the others were drowsy, there was a QQ prompt sound from the mobile phone, Zuoqiu: "Masturbation!" ”
"Woooooo Xu Dashu cried, put the quilt on his head, and cried very sadly, Xu Dashu was really tired today, and it didn't take long for him to fall asleep.
The next morning, Xu Dashu woke up groggily, casually looked at the mobile phone on the bedside, after Xu Dashu fell asleep, Zuoqiu also sent a sentence: "Apprentice, for the teacher to know that you have suffered, my generation of cultivation, life is five disadvantages and three deficiencies, you need to grow!" ”
Although Zuoqiu sent it in a few sentences in just one sentence, Xu Dashu still felt Zuoqiu's concern.
After some washing, Xu Dashu ate his breakfast alone.
"Ding, ding, ding!" At this time, the mobile phone QQ came with a prompt sound again.
Xu Dashu didn't know who would come to him early in the morning, opened QQ, and found that it was the private chat of the Huangshan Daoist.
Huangshan Daoist: "Big tree Xiaoyou, I'm already in your community, please come and pick me up." ”
"Okay, I'll get out of here." Xu Dashu didn't expect the head of Huangshan to be so fast, and he didn't care about finishing breakfast, so he hurriedly opened the door and went out.
"Huangshan senior, where are you?" Xu Dashu went downstairs, but he didn't find the head of Huangshan Road.
"Big tree, little friend, are you wearing a black jacket?" replied to the head of Huangshan Road.
"yes." Xu Dashu was very curious, he looked at the people around him, how did the Taoist of Huangshan see himself.
"Big Tree Little Friend." Xu Dashu heard a voice at this time, but he didn't see it, but he heard it, and the direction of the sound seemed to be above him.
Xu Dashu looked up, only to see a figure above his head turned over, like a Dapeng spreading his wings, vigorous and vigorous, and then landed smoothly, standing firmly on the ground with both feet, hands on his back, looking at Xu Dashu and smiling: "Big tree friend, hello!" ”
"Master!" Xu Dashu was shocked by the appearance of the Huangshan Daoist, and hurriedly smiled: "Huangshan senior, hello! ”
"I saw the big tree just now, but I didn't dare to be sure, so I sent a QQ message to confirm it."
Hearing the words of the Huangshan Daoist, Xu Dashu was puzzled: "I saw that there was no one around here just now!" “
"Hehe" Huangshan Daoist smiled, I was just above the head of the big tree and the little friend, and the big tree and the little friend didn't find it to be human nature.
"Above your head?" Xu Dashu looked up, except for a street lamp next to him, there didn't seem to be any high-altitude buildings!
"Huangshan senior, you won't stand on this street lamp, will you?" Xu Dashu asked tentatively.
As if seeing the shock in Xu Dashu's heart, the head of Huangshan said indifferently: "Don't worry about the big tree and the little friend, I have been practicing a body as light as a swallow recently, and I was idle just now, and it is convenient to see the big tree and the little friend when I stand tall."
Xu Dashu laughed, and hurriedly took the seniors of Huangshan upstairs.
"Big tree friend, your house is not bad." The head of Huangshan Road, who entered the house, looked at the layout of the house and praised it.
"The seniors of Huangshan laughed, this is my uncle's house." Xu Dashu hurriedly beckoned the Huangshan Daoist to sit down and served tea.
"By the way, isn't Daoist Zuoqiu in poor health? I'm not going to pay a visit! ”
"No, no, my uncle specially instructed me, saying that the seniors of Huangshan are here, and they must be entertained well, and they can be taken care of by my senior brother there, and no one should visit." Xu Dashu hurriedly and kindly refused.
"Oh." After listening to Xu Dashu's words, the head of Huangshan stopped talking.
"The seniors of Huangshan came very quickly, I originally thought that the seniors would be two days late." Xu Dashu asked.
Hearing this, the head of Huangshan said calmly: "After I promised you in the group, I hurriedly booked a plane ticket and rushed over overnight." ”
"Do you want to rest for the seniors, if you don't dislike it, just sleep in my bed, so that the seniors have enough energy." Xu Dashu asked with concern.
"That's fine, I'll just go to your bed and meditate." The head of Huangshan nodded in agreement.
As soon as he entered Xu Dashu's room, Huangshan Daoist found the computer on Xu Dashu's desk and asked, "Does Dashu Xiaoyou also play with computers?" ”
"Play, what's wrong?"
"Do you play games, then?"
"Hit!"
"Masturbation, masturbation?" Xu Dashu didn't notice that Huangshan Dao Chief's eyes had already lit up when he asked this sentence.
"I'm fine to play with my uncle and uncle, but I'm more skilled." Xu Dashu said embarrassedly.
"Then Taiki Koyusuke doesn't mind, let me play with your computer?" Huangshan Daoyou was a little excited at this time.
"Seniors want to play, even if they have fun, don't seniors want to meditate and rest?" Xu Dashu thought to himself: "No, the predecessors of Huangshan are also a gods!" ”
Sure enough, after Xu Dashu finished speaking, the head of Huangshan immediately ran forward to turn on the computer, and his movements were skillful, so that Xu Dashu sighed to himself, and looked at Xu Dashu: "I said that you also play, what else do I rest, I just stay up late for ten days and am not tired." ”
"Oh my God!" Xu Dashu was speechless.
I still have one in my brother's room, why don't I play with you? Looking at the excited appearance of the Taoist of Huangshan, Xu Dashu also wanted to play a little.
"No problem, let's get it, let's get it, do you have a number, I don't have to borrow you, it's all heroes."
"It's okay, I have, I have!" Xu Dashu's three views were completely destroyed.
So, throughout the day, there would always be a message from Xu Dashu's room and empty room.
"Senior, big him, big him!"
"Don't kick him away, senior, you blind man is really blind."
"Big tree, steal the tower, steal the tower, what kind of wild are you brushing, hurry up, the big dragon on the other side, my God!"
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Xu Dashu found that the Taoist of Huangshan always likes to play blind, and I don't know if it has anything to do with his nine legs of the Daomen that he often talks about.