Chapter Twenty-Six: It's All a Bottle of Drink

"Why don't you ask him how much he wants?"

Seinfeld's mother is usually very resolute, but this time she didn't dare to call out. The third family died so bizarrely, if it was said that Seinfeld's mother did not have a pimple in her heart, it would be impossible.

"We'll bury grandpa, if we let Wu Ming deceive, we won't have the face to see people."

"Children don't understand, don't talk nonsense."

Seinfeld's father told Seinfeld to shut up, Seinfeld was panting with anger, his neck was stiff, and he said to his father, "If you want to go, I won't go, I can't lose that person." Seeing that his father really went out, Seinfeld hurriedly muttered: "What age is it, and you still believe in this feudal superstition." ”

After saying that, Seinfeld also walked out, wanting to buy a bottle of ice drink to drink and lower his anger.

Seinfeld's father muttered in his heart, accompanied by a smiling face, and saw Wu Ming sitting outside with a grin, so he leaned over and asked, "Master Wu, how did you settle this payment?" ”

Wu Ming snapped his fingers and muttered twice before saying, "13287, wait, I'm calculating, huh...... That's right, you can't go wrong. ”

Seinfeld's father was quite puzzled, why is there a whole amount of money, but when he heard about the price, Seinfeld's father honestly said that he would go back and discuss it with Seinfeld's mother. The couple summed it up and felt that Seinfeld had inherited a large amount of inheritance and was not short of the money, so they simply let Wu Ming get it.

The two agreed, and Wu Ming still kicked his nose and cheek to take the money first, and then do things.

In the end, Seinfeld's father was forced to have no choice, so he went to the bank to withdraw the money and scraped together enough 13287. After counting the money, the amount was correct, and Wu Ming began to do things.

The method of burying the urn is very simple, first of all, there must be funeral goods, Wu Ming asked Seinfeld's father to buy a pair of stone lions, one with a little lion under his feet, and the other with a ball under his feet. With this pair of stone lions to accompany the burial, it means that there will be a glorious and harmonious family in the next life.

The urn was going to be taken back to his hometown for burial, Wu Ming didn't want to follow, so he asked Seinfeld's father to prepare four ingots, seven copper coins, four ingots, two catties and two silver, four corners, seven copper coins, and the Big Dipper Seven Star Array.

After finishing this, let Seinfeld spread a gold cloth on the bottom of the tomb, put the urn on top of the gold cloth, and put it in the direction of sitting north and facing south, and the side with the photo is the front of the urn.

The urn is covered with a silver cloth, and the silver cloth is covered with a layer of red cloth, and it is better to put a jade thing on the red cloth, which is of great benefit to the dead. Once you've got that, you're ready to seal the coffin.

After Wu Ming finished speaking in one breath, he asked again, and made sure that there was nothing that Seinfeld's father didn't understand, so he put the money in a canvas pocket and prepared to leave.

Seinfeld's father saw it and quickly asked, "Can you leave a phone number?" If there's anything I don't understand, I'll have to ask you. “

"Your son knows my call."

As soon as I walked out the door, I happened to bump into Seinfeld. Seinfeld asked Wu Ming, "You won't take the money and run away, will you?" ”

"Do you particularly want me to run, if I do, maybe you still have a chance."

Wu Ming deliberately used Qin Xue to Qi Seinfeld. Seinfeld glared at Wu Ming, who saw Seinfeld holding a bottle of drink in his hand, which was an orange-flavored soda.

"I'm thirsty, give me that one of yours."

"You just took so much money and went out and bought it yourself."

"I just want your bottle, if you don't give it to me, believe it or not, I'll ask your dad for 10,000 yuan when I go back, buy a big car drink, I want to drink as much as I want, drink as much as I want."

Seinfeld turned blue with anger and gave the drink to Wu Ming, who took it happily and walked outside. patted the heavy canvas pocket, and then remembered to make a call to Kim Zhiai.

"Sister, I have something to do with you?"

"Where are you?"

Wu Ming said the location, and Jin Zhiai said that he was running errands nearby and would come over in a while. Wu Ming sat outside for a while, thinking about whether things were going too smoothly this time, and this old man Song was too easy to talk to, so he left.

Thinking about it, Wu Ming also thinks it's impossible, but there is no warning!

Wu Ming was a little puzzled, so he was waiting outside, and suddenly a child ran out and said to Wu Ming menacingly: "Did you rob Brother Fei's drink?" ”

Wu Ming looked at this six- or seven-year-old child, and immediately became happy, and said with a smile: "Seinfeld, it's too tasteless, let you come out and give him peace." ”

The kid was still staring at Wu Ming, seeing that Wu Ming didn't take him seriously, he cried all of a sudden, Wu Ming was a little hairy, he didn't know what was wrong, he looked at the kid, and said helplessly: "Isn't it just a bottle of drink?" ”

"It's not a bottle of drink, this is what I specially gave to Brother Fei, the second aunt said, Brother Fei likes to drink this drink the most, if I send him a drink, Brother Fei will treat me as his own brother, my mother just died, I want a brother."

When Wu Ming heard this, he frowned, Second Sister Song specially gave it to Song Fei. He picked up the drink and looked at it, but before he drank it, he felt a little cold, and he didn't think of anything, maybe he was crying by the child in front of him, and Wu Ming had goosebumps on his body.

"Give me, give me, give me!"

While the child shouted, he stretched out his little hand to grab it, Wu Ming raised his eyebrows and roared: "Get out!" The voice was quite loud, the child was stunned, and after reacting, he turned around and ran.

Wu Ming looked at it again, and he couldn't see anything from the orange-flavored soda. Unscrewed the lid, it should be new, smelled it again, and it didn't taste anything, I wanted to take a sip and try it, but in the end I didn't dare, I always felt that there was something wrong with the soda, and after thinking about it, I poured the soda on the ground, and took the empty bottle into the yard again.

"Why are you back again?"

"I'm not feeling well. It's what you drank from your drink. ”

"You talk nonsense."

Wu Ming didn't quarrel with Song Fei either, his eyes rolled and he collapsed directly to the ground, Song Fei hurriedly called his family, everyone came out, and Second Sister Song asked what was going on? Seinfeld said, drinking a bottle of my orange-flavored soda, and suddenly said he was uncomfortable and fell to the ground.

When Second Sister Song heard this, her face changed, she couldn't say a few words, so she asked Seinfeld to call an ambulance, and then ran out in a panic.

Although Wu Ming fell to the ground, he squinted his eyes and saw all this in his eyes. At this time, Jin Zhiai came, she looked around, she didn't see Wu Ming, and saw that there was a spiritual shed in the community, so she walked over.

Seeing that it was Wu Ming who fell to the ground, surrounded by a large family, Jin Zhiai was anxious all of a sudden, she asked these people to get out of the way quickly, reached out to probe Wu Ming's breathing, and rolled Wu Ming's eyes again.

Wu Ming thought to himself, will it be artificial respiration, which Cheng thought, Jin Zhiai stood up and kicked Wu Ming's ass fiercely, Wu Ming jumped up with a snort.

"Why are you playing dead?"

"I suspect someone poisoned the drink."

Seinfeld was stunned next to him, and breathed a sigh of relief before saying: "Nonsense, I just bought it from the small store next to me, 3.5 a bottle, how can it be poisoned." Sister policeman, I suspect he is a liar and cheats our family out of money. ”